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I am thinking I might curse something with them or maybe like use them to pay a Wizard for wizard poo poo. I could maybe use them to start some sort of mlm. Really live that top-of-the-pyramid life. Any thoughts? Anyone else collecting crystals of power out there? What are you using them for??
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# ? May 1, 2024 03:23 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 15:55 |
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You collect crystals. I don't think you use them for anything it's just that once you have them all then you win. I've got 7/8 so far.
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# ? May 1, 2024 03:26 |
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Ordered a bookend and they gave us a bunch of random little "crystals." Needless to say I have more crystals than you and they're probably very powerful.
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# ? May 1, 2024 03:39 |
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Grey Cat posted:Ordered a bookend and they gave us a bunch of random little "crystals." word? what kind of power levels we talking here??
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# ? May 1, 2024 03:40 |
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Are any of them glowing red and about yay big??
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# ? May 1, 2024 03:41 |
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Literally A Person posted:word? what kind of power levels we talking here?? Easily 12,000 a piece, their magic vibes are like nothing I've ever seen. Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 03:46 on May 1, 2024 |
# ? May 1, 2024 03:43 |
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I'll help you charge your crystals
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# ? May 1, 2024 03:44 |
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I have an orb you can ponder op
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# ? May 1, 2024 03:44 |
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I keep all of my most powerful crystals stored safely within my kidney
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# ? May 1, 2024 03:45 |
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You fool!
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# ? May 1, 2024 03:58 |
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redshirt posted:You fool! You've fallen right into my trap crystals.
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# ? May 1, 2024 03:58 |
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I have a bunch of crystals because I used to work at a rock and gem shop, but I'm not really using them for anything
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# ? May 1, 2024 04:03 |
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Also, I will accept crystals for food
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# ? May 1, 2024 04:10 |
Lemme see here, I got... some bookends made out of a geode.... a jam jar full of Lake Superior agates... oh! a couple nice glass paperweights, do those count?
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# ? May 1, 2024 04:13 |
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I WANNA ROCK *beat* I WANT TWO ROCKS
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# ? May 1, 2024 04:19 |
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# ? May 1, 2024 04:20 |
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You reckon you can harness enough JO power in them to force someone to reincarnate?
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# ? May 1, 2024 04:21 |
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Secks Cauldron posted:I have a bunch of crystals because I used to work at a rock and gem shop, but I'm not really using them for anything Absolutely wasteful.
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# ? May 1, 2024 04:44 |
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Asterite34 posted:oh! a couple nice glass paperweights, do those count? If it takes a warlock/geologist to tell the difference I rule it as a crystal of unknown power. A very powerful class of crystal.
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# ? May 1, 2024 04:46 |
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I suggested that perhaps we reduce the number of crystals laying around and was met with scorn and ridicule
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# ? May 1, 2024 04:52 |
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Poohs Packin posted:I suggested that perhaps we reduce the number of crystals laying around and was met with scorn and ridicule *Dick Van Dyke tripping over a huge crystal as he enters the living room*
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# ? May 1, 2024 04:54 |
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As a Wizard, I find the casual placement of crystals all over the place to be quite helpful.
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# ? May 1, 2024 04:54 |
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This crystal havin rear end motherfucker be complaining about too many crystals. World's a crazy place these days ya?
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# ? May 1, 2024 04:56 |
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I suggested perhaps we sell off some of the smaller crystals littered all over the windowsills and in the potted plants and invest in 3 or 5 really nice larger pieces. It didnt go over.
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# ? May 1, 2024 04:58 |
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You need to buy a little baggie of them, one each in all the colors of the rainbow, to use with your chakras, for like $40. From a girl with hippie dreads.
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# ? May 1, 2024 04:58 |
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*pondering an orb bought at The Tree of Life. Clearly a wizard of great skill has disguised this powerful seeing stone as a mere glass bauble. Ingenious.
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# ? May 1, 2024 05:08 |
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Did you know there is a crystal in that communication device you are so fond of?
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# ? May 1, 2024 05:10 |
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redshirt posted:Did you know there is a crystal in that communication device you are so fond of? The kregulatron!?
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# ? May 1, 2024 05:11 |
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Literally A Person posted:The kregulatron!? Indeed! With but a pulse of mind I can render it inert!
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# ? May 1, 2024 05:12 |
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"powerful crystals" is the greatest marketing gimmick that the igneous rock industry ever came up with
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# ? May 1, 2024 05:13 |
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You know, Callisto has never differentiated. The crystals sitting on the surface are as pure as they come.
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# ? May 1, 2024 05:15 |
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is that john cena??
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# ? May 1, 2024 05:19 |
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Put all the crystals in a crystal bowl and put them under the eclipse and hooooo boy
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# ? May 1, 2024 05:27 |
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So are we crushing and snorting them or dissolving them in a solution for injection or what, whats the score here man
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# ? May 1, 2024 06:07 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:So are we crushing and snorting them or dissolving them in a solution for injection or what, whats the score here man I just contemplate them (also smoke them)
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# ? May 1, 2024 06:10 |
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I just NEED some loving CRYSTALS why is LAP always bogarting all the god drat CRYSTALS
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# ? May 1, 2024 06:12 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I just NEED some loving CRYSTALS why is LAP always bogarting all the god drat CRYSTALS Oh poo poo man, you need some crystal? I can get you some crystal.
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# ? May 1, 2024 06:14 |
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are we wearing these crystals around our necks so they can gain power (this is important)
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# ? May 1, 2024 06:16 |
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Power of Jade, Give me strength!!!
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# ? May 1, 2024 06:31 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 15:55 |
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they're minerals, marie
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