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tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

I'm gonna make a pronouns joke xD

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Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007


Cael posted:

Can someone link to the shmorky gf meltdown Audio? Thx

Edit: https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3#_=_

No wway

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Stoat posted:

I'm gonna make a pronouns joke xD

do the pronoun police get mad when you use s/he because sometimes i honestly don't know and it just seems like the easiest way to try and be respectful without being psychic.

Furnok Dorn
Mar 30, 2004
SOCIALLY WORTHLESS SHUT-IN NERD
do they make like XXXL diapers and if so do they look like some sort of cloth lifeboat

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
"not even hitler can save me"

ahahahahaaa

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

ArbitraryC posted:

do the pronoun police get mad when you use s/he because sometimes i honestly don't know and it just seems like the easiest way to try and be respectful without being psychic.

The short answer is "yes".

The long answer is "you are allowed to make mistakes. Those who aren’t familiar with gender-neutral pronouns might wonder, how do you determine which ones to use if you’ve just met someone and don’t know how they identify their gender? If context clues don’t give you an answer and you still would like to know how to best refer to the person you’re speaking with, it’s best to introduce yourself and your own preferred pronouns. It’s an invite for the other person to do the same. I wish more people would do this, to be like ‘Hi, my name is Rambling Robot. My pronouns are ‘0101010101110’ and ‘00101110000010101010101010101’, how about you?".

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
He's the angry video game nerd.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Rambling Robot posted:

The short answer is "yes".

The long answer is "you are allowed to make mistakes. Those who aren’t familiar with gender-neutral pronouns might wonder, how do you determine which ones to use if you’ve just met someone and don’t know how they identify their gender? If context clues don’t give you an answer and you still would like to know how to best refer to the person you’re speaking with, it’s best to introduce yourself and your own preferred pronouns. It’s an invite for the other person to do the same. I wish more people would do this, to be like ‘Hi, my name is Rambling Robot. My pronouns are ‘0101010101110’ and ‘00101110000010101010101010101’, how about you?".

It sounds like the cure is worse than the disease. I'd rather be accidentally called by female pronouns every time I meet someone new than live in a world where people are expected to do that poo poo.

buckets of buckets
Apr 8, 2012

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plain blue jacket posted:

"not even hitler can save me"

ahahahahaaa

Blasphemy !!

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
if you use the wrong pronoun only to spite someone that's a dick move otherwise who gives a poo poo, he/she are pretty good

Gray Matter
Apr 20, 2009

There's something inside your head..

I'm not familiar with the whole sordid backstory of Shmorky, but I commissioned my avatar from him in a SA-Mart thread long ago and I think he did a pretty good job capturing what I was looking for. Kinda feel bad for the guy knowing that he lives in that festering turdhole of a city, though. Well that's my post

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
I feel bad that the guy /gal lives in that festering turdhole of a head

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007


Nobody asking the important questions yet. Like: Do they have a unisex bathroom for employees at McDonals, and if not: which one is Shmorky using?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
A middle aged man who desperately wishes they were a cute animated girl.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Wicker Man posted:

A middle aged man who desperately wishes they were a cute animated girl.

Maybe we're not so different after all...

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I'm a cute animated girl who wished she was a middle aged man and my wish was granted and now I'm here talking with you. AMA (I won't answer tho...)

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Applewhite posted:

Maybe we're not so different after all...

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Wulfolme posted:

You guys know that Lauren is gonna get in so much trouble for saying inappropriate things at school, right? I don't even mean bad words, I mean she's gonna string together something like 'I'm gonna murder your house with a bomb made of goats!" and they're going to suspend her for a week for saying 'murder' and 'bomb' inside a school. Are you prepared for this?

no one pointed out how terrible of a post this was but


man, this is a bad post.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Ahundredbux posted:

if you use the wrong pronoun only to spite someone that's a dick move otherwise who gives a poo poo

Like if you use the royal we or something? I guess that is annoying.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
The ol' Shmorkster is pulling down almost 800 bucks a month from Patreon, he don't need no dang burger flipping gig. He doesn't pay taxes on that poo poo either lol.

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Apr 8, 2012

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i think shmork should join the marines instead

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

TheWhiteNightmare posted:

Like if you use the royal we or something? I guess that is annoying.

What about the 'couple joined at the hip' we? Is that more or less annoying than the royal we?

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord
Letting Shmorky go was a mistake, no matter how cray s/he may be.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Ema Nymton posted:

Letting Shmorky go was a mistake, no matter how cray s/he may be.

yes after closing the sa offices lowtax is going to have smorkel near his kids

with a baby on the way it's not worth it even for the free used diapers

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I hope he enjoys a FOOT LONG in JAIL :xd:

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
im klurf

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
ZALGO!!

IT ARRIVES (yet doesn't make any assumptions towards gender)

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I feel bad for zir. I don't think ze can find the way back to toontown. Someone show zir the way so ze can be with zis own kind. Or get some Dip and put ze out of zis misery.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
So everyone always talks about how bad shmorkys new comics are but I think some of them are pretty good and putting them on cardboard gives them a neat visual style

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
Here's your happy meal it's yours, it's yours, do it, FINISH THE JOB you can have it, merry christmas it's yours! it belongs to you just like I do I BELONG TO YOU it belongs to you.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

The Pony Incident posted:

So everyone always talks about how bad shmorkys new comics are but I think some of them are pretty good and putting them on cardboard gives them a neat visual style

.... o 0 O (My balls itch.)

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Nathilus posted:

.... o 0 O (My balls itch.)

:same:

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles

Dead Precedents posted:

"Would you like gender fluid on the side?"

Incitatus posted:

I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore.

Cael posted:

Can someone link to the shmorky gf meltdown Audio? Thx

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3#_=_

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Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i wish i could care about anything as much as you guys care about harassing trans people

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Stuntman posted:

i wish i could care about anything as much as you guys care about harassing trans people

I don't think anybody is harassing you though??

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

satanic splash-back posted:

I don't think anybody is harassing you though??

Haha nice, good one

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

satanic splash-back posted:

I don't think anybody is harassing you though??

Oooooh, heh heh.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
I love this community

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Holy poo poo how can anyone listen to shmorky talk for more than 5s without wanting to slap him? gently caress you'd have to be crazy to go around sounding like that on purpose.

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

The Pony Incident posted:

I love this community

Why are you still here

Is it my body? My physicality?

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