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https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/711336068516155392
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Mar 20, 2016 01:34
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that guy's crazy af
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Mar 20, 2016 01:35
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"Would you like gender fluid on the side?"
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Mar 20, 2016 01:37
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Hopefully he's working at Dick's in Spokane
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Mar 20, 2016 01:38
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rest of the mackie ds staff probably hate him
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Mar 20, 2016 01:38
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The Rage posted:Hopefully he's working a Dick in Spokane eheheghehhe
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Mar 20, 2016 01:40
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im gaye posted:eheheghehhe It's a real place a v good burgers but the name is hilarious. I giggle every time I order a "dicks deluxe"
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Mar 20, 2016 01:46
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The Rage posted:It's a real place a v good burgers but the name is hilarious. my local burger joint is called nipps so i order hot greasy nipps
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Mar 20, 2016 01:47
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Dead Precedents posted:"Would you like gender fluid on the side?"
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Mar 20, 2016 01:47
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is this the new crazy ex-goon megathread?
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Mar 20, 2016 01:48
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Lichy posted:rest of the mackie ds staff probably hate him They really shouldn't have put him on the drive thru speaker!!
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Mar 20, 2016 01:50
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Dead Precedents posted:"Would you like gender fluid on the side?"
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Mar 20, 2016 01:51
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I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore.
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Mar 20, 2016 01:54
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Incitatus posted:I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore. 
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Mar 20, 2016 01:55
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Incitatus posted:I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore. 
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Mar 20, 2016 01:56
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Incitatus posted:I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore. whats it like writing for big bang theory?
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Mar 20, 2016 01:56
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Incitatus posted:I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore.
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Mar 20, 2016 01:56
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Incitatus posted:I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore. eheheh
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Mar 20, 2016 01:56
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Incitatus posted:I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore. gently caress
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Mar 20, 2016 01:57
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"Would you like fries with that?" zie said in an uncannily high pitched voice
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Mar 20, 2016 01:58
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Incitatus posted:I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore. dang
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Mar 20, 2016 01:58
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Incitatus posted:I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore. 
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Mar 20, 2016 01:59
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I have a hard time imagining ordering a burger from Schmorky. I'd probably lose my poo poo if I heard his voice coming through the drive thru speaker.
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Mar 20, 2016 01:59
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klurfs
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Mar 20, 2016 02:00
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Home of the Klurf Burger
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Mar 20, 2016 02:00
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TOOT BOOT posted:I have a hard time imagining ordering a burger from Schmorky. I'd probably lose my poo poo if I heard his voice coming through the drive thru speaker. more like the drive thru squeaker. ehehe
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Mar 20, 2016 02:00
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what if you went to a hamburger place and you heard the cook, in the kitchen, talking in shmorky's voice
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Mar 20, 2016 02:01
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How do you hear shim through the drive through speaker thing?
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Mar 20, 2016 02:01
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The burger king i go to all the staff are these genderless blobs. I dunno how they found enough of these wobbling gooballs to staff a store but they did it.
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Mar 20, 2016 02:02
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Incitatus posted:I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore.
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Mar 20, 2016 02:02
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Three Olives posted:How do you hear shim through the drive through speaker thing? they have to digitally lower the pitch
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Mar 20, 2016 02:06
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Is this one of the punchlines where the squeaky unintelligable voice you hear on the drive through speaker turns out to be crystal clear and it is just Snorkie's speaking voice?
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Mar 20, 2016 02:09
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Incitatus posted:I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore. Hahahaha!! Dear god this is great
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Mar 20, 2016 02:11
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i wish shmorky well
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Mar 20, 2016 02:12
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Mar 20, 2016 02:13
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I kind of want to road trip to Spokane and see Shmorky in his apron, his makeup stained with grease and tears
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Mar 20, 2016 02:16
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you reach in to the bag and pull out a nice crispy perfectly golden fry and realize too late that it's a piece of shmorky's yarn wig that fell into the fryer
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Mar 20, 2016 02:24
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Incitatus posted:I guess they just hire trans-fats since they can't serve them anymore. :goldmine:
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Mar 20, 2016 02:32
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imagine you're his manager when his wife or whatever comes in accusing you of an assassination plot
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Mar 20, 2016 02:33
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Can someone link to the shmorky gf meltdown Audio? Thx Edit: https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3#_=_ Cael fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Mar 20, 2016 |
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