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Texarrakis was also advertised here. It's like the Hawaii commune but cheaper land, without the rain, or the trees, or water, or anything edible, and you can die from exposure in like 24 hours.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:
Is there a repository of these somewhere because I was laughing like a lunatic at the two posted here last night. Knowing what the punchline is going to be somehow makes it even funnier.
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# ? Jul 14, 2022 12:22 |
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KirbyKhan posted:That was portrayed real well as part of one of the "Make webcomics out of Saga" thread. If someone has the link it is a good find. This one is made even funnier knowing bears aren't obligate carnivores and are happy to eat berries and grass. In fact their typical diets are only 10-40% meat.
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# ? Jul 14, 2022 14:07 |
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I've bashed my head against google and SA search looking for variations of "saga" "comic" and "goon". Combed the goldmine too. What was that thread (where I got the bear comic) that people drew Sagas called? I think it was a GBS but it could have been PYF.
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KirbyKhan posted:I've bashed my head against google and SA search looking for variations of "saga" "comic" and "goon". Combed the goldmine too. What was that thread (where I got the bear comic) that people drew Sagas called? I think it was a GBS but it could have been PYF. E/N Comics - Draw me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses of goons.
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# ? Jul 14, 2022 15:10 |
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I was looking for this thread in the Goldmine. Should be there, imo.
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# ? Jul 14, 2022 15:33 |
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Thank Cat Hassler posted:The goon who lived with his wife and young daughter in a trash filled trailer but had a sweet gaming computer was a good one simply because he actually unfucked his situation. It’s funny when goons absolutely refuse to listen to advice but cool when it actually helps someone change their life for the better Ok, this is the thread itself: CPS gave back my kids: turns out I was a bad parent. quote:Page 10 I think idk anymore
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KirbyKhan posted:That was portrayed real well as part of one of the "Make webcomics out of Saga" thread. If someone has the link it is a good find. I think that bear one might have been from a different thread? There was a point in the past few years where someone was briefly doing comic illustrations of posts dug up from reddit in the r/relationships thread in GBS. The one I remember was the reddit poster complaining about their parents constantly having PDAs for one another, and the punchline of the comic was the OP being Wednesday Addams. It might be that I’ misremembering; I can’t check the E/N thread due to not having archives.
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Argus Zant posted:I think that bear one might have been from a different thread? There was a point in the past few years where someone was briefly doing comic illustrations of posts dug up from reddit in the r/relationships thread in GBS. The one I remember was the reddit poster complaining about their parents constantly having PDAs for one another, and the punchline of the comic was the OP being Wednesday Addams. It might be that I’ misremembering; I can’t check the E/N thread due to not having archives. The bear one is definitely from the E/N comics thread. The artist is Mjaulm, and they also did a color version of the bears: I have no idea if Mjaulm did art in the r/relationships thread, sorry.
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# ? Jul 14, 2022 17:32 |
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Cat Hassler posted:No I think he did make it to Florida in his BMW to work for his Dad pulling stumps and died from a stump the actual coda to the story is that he lasted a week in the stump-pulling business, gave up, and moved to the Midwest, and started a blog with one entry that goes over this development. then he died. he did not die as far as I know.
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Empty Sandwich posted:the actual coda to the story is that he lasted a week in the stump-pulling business, gave up, and moved to the Midwest, and started a blog with one entry that goes over this development. then he died. aw man, really? here i was thinking he somehow managed to run pops' insanely lucrative stump-pulling business into the ground e: the fact that he had previous permabans on alts for SA-Mart scamming made this saga all the more
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# ? Jul 14, 2022 17:36 |
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Vox Nihili posted:Going to need a full recap of the infamous unpaid goon labor colony that guy attempted to establish in Hawaii at some point Goon island best hits The OP got his rear end kicked by a plant akin to a three stooges branch slap gag Socratic Moron posted:We had our first bad injury today. Luckily it was me. I took a spring loaded strawberry guava to the face and four stitches later I'm supposed to stay away from the land for at least 48 hours But hey, for a few minutes today I was able to drink through my chin. How many people can say that? An industrial machine intended to pull down trees was tied to a tree to secure it, then stolen alongside the tree it was tied to at night(alongside a SHITLOAD OF TOOLS) Socratic Moron posted:I've been rather quiet lately due to the fact that I've been bummed out. On July 1st, the 6x4 Gator and a shitload of tools were stolen from the land. The tools didn't surprise me all that much because Hawaii has one of the highest theft rates in the country, the big island is the highest of all the islands, and the Puna district (the one we're in) has the highest theft rate on the big island. However, the Gator getting stolen DID surprise me as they literally cut down two trees and hotwired it in order to steal it. To say this theft brought up a lot of emotion and stress would be an understatement. God knows I didn't budget for it. The descent into becoming an armed cultist compound accelerates with plans to get more guns and gates Socratic Moron posted:Thank you all for your kind words and support regarding the Gator. I spent much of today trying to rework the budget in an effort to figure out how to buy a new one or something similar. Goons discover they are really bad at building things but are instead really good at torturing small animals and play to their strengths madlilnerd posted:Eurgh, I couldn't stand to be in Corvallis for more than 6 days. Although the girlfriend of the person I was staying with was a bi-polar furry, which probably didn't help. The proof is in the pudding madlilnerd posted:My A level Biology class dissected a whole lamb that had been squished to death by its mother, so this wasn't much of a leap. The only difference was I saw this one get shot. And used a big-rear end knife instead of a titchy scalpel. And had raised the animal for 3 weeks and got to the point where she would do this cute little wiffley nose thing when put out food and water for her and then scratch her ears and After some mild hooting and hollering in support, moments of clarity start emerging Eggs posted:You killed the one healthy piglet you had because it got out of the pen? After much more criticism and concern trolling comes the coup de grace temple posted:Since when did 'learning as you go' mean play with sticks, guns, and knives all day. You could have a formal plan, professional crews, bazillions of dollars invested, and you would still have to learn as you go. You would still have to improvise. It would still be interesting to watch. The idea that reinventing the wheel for lets say for about every loving thing needed on the island and never ever referencing the slightest bit of established knowledge or experience reeks of a childish 'no gently caress YOU dad' form of intellectual oppositional defiant disorder. People have been doing what you are doing for LITERALLY thousands of years bbbut but please don't over think our work here. Its a trial by fire. Bonus FYAD thread on the matter in the FYAD goldmine Yad Rock posted:to defeat The Land, wait two weeks (or set your system clock ahead) and the entire area will be destroyed and lifeless. you will be rewarded with a secret camoflauge that allows you to remain unnoticed by society for an indefinite length of time. EorayMel fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Jul 14, 2022 |
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Also reminder the intended goal of working on THE LAND was trying to make an environmentally friendly yoga studio as a long-term projectSocratic Moron posted:Oh god, what have I done? I'm either 98% excited and 2% overwhelmed or 2% excited and 98% overwhelmed. I recently purchased 100 acres of incredibly dense rainforest on the big island of Hawaii. My intent is to build a home and retreat center over the coming years with a focus on permaculture, regeneration, and building all kinds of badass stuff. I want to get to a point where the land is almost completely sustainable in the way of food via raised fish, chickens, fruit trees, gardens, etc.
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# ? Jul 14, 2022 18:56 |
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those comics are so sad but ultimately end a little happier. jeez. goons sometimes.
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# ? Jul 14, 2022 19:00 |
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the goon commune is my favorite story. i wish there was a documentary crew there
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# ? Jul 14, 2022 20:13 |
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I wonder how much 100 acres of land on Hawaii cost back then. I bet it was not a small number
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Frank Frank posted:I wonder how much 100 acres of land on Hawaii cost back then. I bet it was not a small number On the big island? Probably not as much as you expect.
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# ? Jul 14, 2022 20:29 |
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I like how failing to slaughter a piglet is reframed as this tacticool operation that still fails, complete with the goon king magdumping to make cops proud. Then they celebrate by having a lord of the flies-rear end cookout.
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# ? Jul 14, 2022 20:46 |
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i, too, like how.
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# ? Jul 14, 2022 20:53 |
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I don't like that
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Vox Nihili posted:Going to need a full recap of the infamous unpaid goon labor colony that guy attempted to establish in Hawaii at some point
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Roth posted:I don't like that
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Years after this saga I found out a friend of a friend of a friend had attempted the exact same thing, with extremely similar results (even with pig poo poo in their water supply etc), but it turned out not to be that goon. It makes me wonder how many people have tried this Pigs are small change. Let me know when their homesteading experience ends up creating a bear problem. https://newrepublic.com/article/159662/libertarian-walks-into-bear-book-review-free-town-project quote:In its public education campaigns, the U.S. National Park Service stresses an important distinction: If you find yourself being attacked by a brown or grizzly bear, YES, DO PLAY DEAD. Spread your arms and legs and cling to the ground with all your might, facing downward; after a few attempts to flip you over (no one said this would be easy), the bear will, most likely, leave. By contrast, if you find yourself being attacked by a black bear, NO, DO NOT PLAY DEAD. You must either flee or, if that’s not an option, fight it off, curved claws and 700 psi-jaws and all.
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# ? Jul 14, 2022 21:40 |
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lol 'Dick Angel'
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# ? Jul 14, 2022 21:43 |
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The only solution is to give the bears guns. they have a right to bear arms
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# ? Jul 14, 2022 21:46 |
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The idea that a libertarian town that complains to the state about bear problems and is told "well maybe you were asking for it" is so magical it would get rejected from a screenplay for being too absurd.
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Frank Frank posted:The only solution is to give the bears guns. Grafted on like Barrett's, or that lady from Grind House
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It's what happens when animals access the internet. They get stupider just like us. Goonbear convincing goonbearwife to drop the berries teeheepentyne posted:Pigs are small change. Let me know when their homesteading experience ends up creating a bear problem. gently caress yeah, that article is a fun read. Stupid libertarians and their bears.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Texarrakis was also advertised here. It's like the Hawaii commune but cheaper land, without the rain, or the trees, or water, or anything edible, and you can die from exposure in like 24 hours. I remember these guys. I'm not sure if they were goons or just goon-adjacent and documented on SA. The ringleader bought some empty, far-flung desert land in Texas on the cheap and moved there from Boston on a shoe-string budget with plans for some sort of eternal Burning Man called "Fort Awesome". Turned out to be really difficult and expensive to bring in the necessary water, much less the power required to watch Star Trek reruns in a tent. Ultimately they spent 90% of their money on gas and had to give up and return to their former 9-5 lives. Iirc they were actually a bit more successful than the Hawaii goons and managed to drag out some "recycled" (waste) lumber and build some actual structures out there. Much like the Hawaii goons, they also habitually talked about "living off the land" and were obsessed with the concept of "the land" in particular, it felt like a settler version of salmon trapped in a lake instinctually trying to find a stream to spawn in or something. Both of these projects were circa 2009-2010 also. http://archive.boston.com/jobs/college/articles/2010/03/27/four_friends_are_pulling_up_stakes_and_heading_west_as_21st_century_pioneers/ https://www.marketplace.org/2010/08/06/living-land-fort-awesome/ Vox Nihili fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Jul 14, 2022 |
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Notably, the founder of Texarrakis/Fort Awesome acquired the land in eBay by swiping the emergency credit card entrusted to him by his parents to the tune of $650. He was 28 when he did this. "Their extensive plan, detailed on texarrakis.com, includes clearing brush and building a water capture system, raised garden beds, and some kind of latrine. A wind generator will power lights, electronics, and cellphones." Unfortunately, the site is long gone, as are the YouTube videos it seems. They actually bought a windmill and tried to set it up for power, among many other half-baked endeavors. One of them worked in construction so they weren't totally helpless.
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pentyne posted:Pigs are small change. Let me know when their homesteading experience ends up creating a bear problem. Wait, that's why my state has turned into such a shithole over the past couple decades? Fuckin libertarians.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I like how failing to slaughter a piglet is reframed as this tacticool operation that still fails, complete with the goon king magdumping to make cops proud. Then they celebrate by having a lord of the flies-rear end cookout.
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# ? Jul 15, 2022 06:43 |
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I don't feel like reading all those paragraphs, was that a wild pig or a pet one? The pigs on Hawaii (in fact most mammals) are invasive and destructive
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EorayMel posted:Goon island best hits Socratic Moron later turned up in a medical advice thread. His symptoms matched those resulting from severe internal organ damage from some sort of parasite IIRC.
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Kia Soul Enthusias posted:I don't feel like reading all those paragraphs, was that a wild pig or a pet one? The pigs on Hawaii (in fact most mammals) are invasive and destructive It is a farm animal. There is a reason we don't slaughter food animals with handguns. Several reasons, in fact. That reminds me of the one goon people went crazy for because he killed feral pigs in "hilarious" ways, posed their bodies, and generally came off like a serial killer in the making. But you couldn't post that because you'd get dogpiled about how feral pigs are a menace. True, but there's a well-adjusted way to purge them and there's whatever that thread was.
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# ? Jul 15, 2022 11:07 |
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Ahah yeah that guy was hunting feral pigs with a spear and generally came off as unhinged
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# ? Jul 15, 2022 11:11 |
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bushman responsible for more dead pigs than the other well-known bush man
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I expected to learn something new about this guy.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:bushman goddamn that thread is so gbs. so many golden manbabies and have all my fives for your epic bacon goon sire
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