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pfs Write posted:would it clap and turn you off, or would you clap when the light turned off and on? i do not follow
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Put top ramen in a taco shell and sell it to nerds I call it the Otacu
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Weed and alcohol combined lunchables Bright glowing dildos to make it look like the sun shines out your rear end while you gently caress, gym, work Atms that ask riddles instead of your pin and give you a chance to double up
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Jul 26, 2014 20:55
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vodka launching anal dildos
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a fleshlight based on romeo rose for castration fetishists
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Jul 26, 2014 21:49
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Paint that is already dry so you dont have to wait. Regular bread but there's no crumbles. Ever. A frying pan that is also a frisbee, then it's a pan again. A cutlery sized grappling hook so you dont have to ask people to pass you the food or lean over their plate (rude) ilikedirt posted:-poop that when it comes out ur butt, makes a slidewhistle noise
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Jul 27, 2014 01:03
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Edible dildos made out of the same stuff they make circus peanuts out of
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Jul 27, 2014 01:16
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Nigmaetcetera posted:County/State fair style food stalls outside of cemeteries during funerals, so mourners have some easy and simple chow to knosh on before they put the body in the ground. Totally dignified of course, black napkins and food workers all wearing black and acting solemn too. Sometimes you just want something to eat after they've given the sermon, but after they've buried the body it just doesn't feel right to eat at the potluck all the survivors have arranged. maybe this would only work in the midwest. Funnel cakes! 
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Jul 27, 2014 01:51
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legs that come off so you can make people think you don't have legs (they're in the garage, rubes)
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Jul 27, 2014 03:08
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-drone made out of chicken tenders
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-deck of cards missing one of the cards. the ultimate surprise, you don't know which card will be missing!
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Jul 30, 2014 18:22
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a paper shredder but for old underwear instead and after it shreds the underwear it gives you a coupon for 1 free pair of underwear
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Jul 30, 2014 18:25
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A belt with a dial on the buckle you use to tighten it
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Jul 30, 2014 18:36
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a toilet paper roll that replaces itself
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Jul 30, 2014 18:37
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spray-on underpants
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Jul 30, 2014 19:32
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an invisable cahir that comes painted likea wooden normal chair but also comes with really efficent paint thinner so before a friend comes over you can scrub off the seat part and tell your friend "to have a seat" then quickly sit down urself when they stand perplexed it can also be made out of just glass if its too hard to make real invisible
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Jul 30, 2014 19:38
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-A hat for your elbows -Chinese food except from other countries -A timer that lets you know when all foods are done also when to wake up -A hands free toothpick -Coffee that doesn't make you have to poop -Coffee that doesn't make you have to pee -A coffee mug for other things besides coffee -A roomba for your swimming pool -Solar powered cats -Speakers that filter out dumb poo poo -Twine made out of rope -Dueling banjos in one single banjo -A steak tree that produces steak, and also the sap is Hollandaise sauce -Birds that know when to shut the gently caress up -Taco calzones -A rapier that is less triggering -A new way to smoke weed (I don't have this one nailed down yet)
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Jul 30, 2014 19:41
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weed so good it practically smokes itself
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Jul 30, 2014 20:00
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Bullets made of blood so when you want more blood you just shoot yourself with them
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Jul 30, 2014 20:36
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a machine with a set of electrodes on your balls that tweets when you cum
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Jul 30, 2014 21:18
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eggs that when cracked open are already done, come in scrambled, fried, sunny-side up, etc. varieties
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Jul 30, 2014 23:37
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a facemask with a permanent smug expression on it so you don't have to make one all day a button for side of facemasks that makes an unimpressed 'hnnf' sound whenever you want
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Jul 30, 2014 23:52
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Juanito posted:-drone made out of chicken tenders a container made especially to preserve chicken tenders so i have something to eat at scary ethnic restaurants.
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puppy leasing service for rich ppl who dont want the full dog ownership experience. puppies at the end of their lease can be sold to poor people as pets or food
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Demon of the East posted:eggs that when cracked open are already done, come in scrambled, fried, sunny-side up, etc. varieties or deviled 
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Jul 31, 2014 04:28
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a system of skilled workers who do not receive money, but food and housing.
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Jul 31, 2014 04:33
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a machine that feeds me
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An alarm clock that has a regular buzzer but also a revolver with one chambered round that it might fire one day, so you never know if you're going to have to go through another day in your pointless life or if the clock will end the suffering.
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