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a cheese grater that makes cheese the greatest acalled a cheese greatest a fast car. fastest car ever it can go real fast. like 100 mph. red car fastest car. a fish u can pet
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-edible cardboard box -book that reads itself -decaf redbull
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sorry op i haven't got my patent yet.
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-coffee with extra fiber added to it -velveeta dildo -laser pointer that projects a middle finger
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different color oranges w/ flavors besides orange
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-kidney stones are actually made out of gold
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glasses dat make the scary movie movies funny when u wear em
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-waterslide park that cures cancer
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-Tane
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-smart phone that turns into a gun
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fried chicken infused watermelon
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Corey Plumper posted:-Tane -orb tane
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samurai katana that emits love pheramones so u can slay ur enemies. then the honies will come running to touch ur real katana if u catch mydrift
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amityville anus posted:fried chicken infused watermelon 
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amityville anus posted:fried chicken infused watermelon menthol infused fried chicken with watermelon essence
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as A blackmin im v uncomfortable w/ the racism itt
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Juanito posted:fried chicken infused watermelon Obama phone
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amityville anus posted:fried chicken infused watermelon haha a funny joke!
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a full body suit with electrodes that simulate getting bitten by horseflies so fat people are constantly forced to jump around and whack themselves to a slimmer body
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- Hanukkah for ghosts (not just jewish ones) - Cats that don't make too much noise - Balls that don't roll around too much when you drop them
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-gay ppl who arent faggots
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I got dibs on "Itt in this thread". Burn bitches.
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-racism that isn't funny (impossible, i know)
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-web 2.0 aquarium
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a cactus thats nice and not mean. call a fluffy plant
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goddamn that owns. can i get that for windows phone
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-two smart phones so i can use one as a fake gun and record myself with the other
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-something that makes OP not a human being, o wait is called seppuku
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sandals that are conpatible w/socks cargo shorts w 360 degree cargo storage a utilikilt w/ a built in cup to protect ur "goods" heheheh microbrew beer that has a siren and police lights on it so ppl know ur drinking it even if ur not incessantly telling them anbout it
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a. naked turtle
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a spade that sings when it works the land
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u guys heard of iphone? that was me
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-an hr person who cares
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A pair of gloves with a screen on the back so when you grab some boobs the gloves display the diameter of the nipple. Works with shirt on.
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