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I'm the punching bag arcade machine that Jon Taffer says causes too much aggression in a Southern bar serving 18oz shots I'm also the Constant Contact email list that sends unsolicited emails to locals begging them to come to the grand opening
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Tim Whatley posted:I'm the punching bag arcade machine that Jon Taffer says causes too much aggression help, I am dying of irony poisoning
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Oct 24, 2016 21:33
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I am the re-branded gym under a successful franchise that will still fail because the owners are morons.
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Oct 24, 2016 22:23
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Nooner posted:30 rock was a garbage tv show that belongs in a toilet Nooner... You and I have come a long way, I think, but if this truly your opinion, then we are gonna have issues sir. 
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Oct 24, 2016 22:54
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Yeah I don't get the 30 rock hate
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Oct 24, 2016 23:57
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I hate Alec Baldwin and also hate Tracy Morgan so I dont think that 30 rock is good, I think it is infact the opposite of good, it is bad.
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Oct 24, 2016 23:59
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Tim Whatley posted:I'm the punching bag arcade machine that Jon Taffer says causes too much aggression in a Southern bar serving 18oz shots i remember that episode one dude punched the machine so hard his hand went past the bag, into the machine itself, and got blood all over it from his broken hand
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Oct 25, 2016 00:04
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Nooner posted:I hate Alec Baldwin and also hate Tracy Morgan same but tina fey
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Oct 25, 2016 00:04
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I'm Jon Taffer talking to the lazy owner's long-suffering wife. "YOU LET THIS GUY WALK ALL OVER YOU AND BLOW YOUR CHILDRENS' COLLEGE FUNDS, AND HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THAT! *shakes wife like a ragdoll* YOU ARE A STRONG, POWERFUL WOMAN WHO SHOULD NOT LET MEN MISTREAT YOU!"
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Oct 25, 2016 00:25
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Moridin920 posted:see you're just trying to sell cars right what u gotta do is sell cars at near cost just to move em quick as possible but gently caress EM on the interest rate then u just sell that poo poo to some other investor so it doesn't matter if they have poo poo credit or what lol holy poo poo thats a good idea 
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Oct 25, 2016 03:37
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I'm the Promotional Consideration Provided by: Sub-Zero Hamster Music booze Peaceful Fox The Acute Company Purple Robot The Stormy Melon Company The Cheeky Whale Company White Squirrel The Complicated Panda Company Tiny Android Ice-Cold Frog The Fat Fox Company The Alpha Turkey Company The Complicated Light-Switch Company The Thin Hamster Company Happy Carpet Black Cake ESRI
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Probably Infected posted:I'm the Promotional Consideration Provided by: and barely functional drunk viewers at 1 am like you
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Oct 25, 2016 05:19
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toot toot there's a storm coming. women and children into the buttfunnels first
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Oct 25, 2016 05:50
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hth posted:holy poo poo thats a good idea John Oliver did a segment on car loans a bit ago and how nasty they can get.
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Oct 25, 2016 11:47
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I watched an episode last night where Sir Mix A Lot came to the renovated bar launch and Taffer acted like they were boys who go way back and that he's still a celebrity in 2016
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Oct 25, 2016 12:17
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whats the story behind john taffer and butt funnels
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Oct 25, 2016 14:07
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He invented them
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Oct 25, 2016 14:40
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Shouldn't the Pirate Bar episode been called "Arrr Rescue"? 
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Oct 25, 2016 15:47
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hth posted:holy poo poo thats a good idea
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Code Jockey posted:same but tina fey And I hate all three of them, so yeah, 30 rock sucks.
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CharlestonJew posted:whats the story behind john taffer and butt funnels  vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLR3nuZJKy4
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Oct 25, 2016 21:14
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Or you just wait for the other person to come through before you try to get through because you respect their intimate and personal space.
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Oct 25, 2016 21:48
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CharlestonJew posted:whats the story behind john taffer and butt funnels Misread as "Butt Funerals"
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Oct 25, 2016 21:57
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Nooner posted:I hate Alec Baldwin and also hate Tracy Morgan so I dont think that 30 rock is good, I think it is infact the opposite of good, it is bad. same except I'm ambivalent about Tracy Morgan
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Oct 25, 2016 22:04
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Booblord Zagats posted:Misread as "Butt Funerals" Quality username right here
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Oct 25, 2016 22:11
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Moridin920 posted:same except I'm ambivalent about Tracy Morgan Tracy Morgan has repugnant personal views (saying stuff like if his child was gay he would kill them) and I really don't understand why he got a pass.
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Oct 26, 2016 00:04
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Weird that Tracy Morgan is just Tracy Jordan but worse.
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Oct 26, 2016 00:16
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Probably Infected posted:I'm the cocktail consultant introducing drinks that use whip cream, coconut shavings, smoke-filled glasses, and passionfruit garnishes to bars that have raccoons running through them. This is all I think of now when I see his how. Too funny
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Oct 26, 2016 00:17
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spooky like this! posted:Tracy Morgan has repugnant personal views (saying stuff like if his child was gay he would kill them) and I really don't understand why he got a pass. Because he is a comedian and also because his views aren't that unusual
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Oct 26, 2016 02:32
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spooky like this! posted:Tracy Morgan has repugnant personal views (saying stuff like if his child was gay he would kill them) and I really don't understand why he got a pass. He didn't get a pass from that truck driver
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Oct 26, 2016 02:35
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CharlestonJew posted:He didn't get a pass from that truck driver Lol
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Oct 26, 2016 02:38
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spooky like this! posted:Tracy Morgan has repugnant personal views (saying stuff like if his child was gay he would kill them) and I really don't understand why he got a pass. Black ppl arent cool with gay ppl. Its not something thats addressed super often but theres a serious cultural issue there. Resonsible for over 80% of violent anti gay hate crimes.
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Oct 26, 2016 11:02
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CharlestonJew posted:He didn't get a pass from that truck driver holy poo poo
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Oct 26, 2016 11:05
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TheLightPurges posted:Black ppl arent cool with gay ppl. Its not something thats addressed super often but theres a serious cultural issue there. Resonsible for over 80% of violent anti gay hate crimes. in america, this is one of the equal sections so you have to tally up a great deal of other components of their identity to come to any conclusion like straight blacks can be homophobic to gay blacks, but not to gay whites because of the way bigotry works now apparently gay koreans can be racist to gay blacks and straight blacks but gay koreans cant be racist to wealthy blacks regardless of stature because wealth trumps everything else
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Oct 26, 2016 11:16
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transpeople can say any slur they choose, for instance and its not racist
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Oct 26, 2016 11:19
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it's mostly that minorities get a pass for things white people dont which kinda makes sense
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Oct 26, 2016 11:54
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dookifex_maximus posted:transpeople can say any slur they choose, for instance and its not racist this is a really loving stupid thing to say In any case how about we not turn the thread for the Spike TV Show 'Bar Rescue' into yet another thread where people post their terrible opinions on race/gender relations at the slightest provocation 
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Oct 26, 2016 13:29
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This is somehow simultaneously both better and worse that what I was imagining a butt funnel was.
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The dude's face when Taffer tells him he's installing a double deep butt funnel without any context yet is loving hilarious.
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