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*half a million in debt and cant pour a motherfucking beer correctly*
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They did one near by me and like it worked real good for like 3 months and then they went right back to how they used to be and now it's closed
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Oct 18, 2016 04:54
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i've always wanted to call jon taffer a loving nutter to his weird face, I envy that you had the opportunity Nooner
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Oct 18, 2016 04:55
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Nooner posted:They did one near by me and like it worked real good for like 3 months and then they went right back to how they used to be and now it's closed all those shows are the same. kitchen night mares. biggest loser. you try to make something better but if oyu dont fix the underlying problem is just stays bad.
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Oct 18, 2016 04:56
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I'm the half drunk manager that clearly doesn't give one poo poo about the camera crew video taping my lovely establishment.
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Oct 18, 2016 04:56
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I'm the one hot waitress thats stealing from the restaurant
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Oct 18, 2016 05:01
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I'm the cocktail consultant introducing drinks that use whip cream, coconut shavings, smoke-filled glasses, and passionfruit garnishes to bars that have raccoons running through them.
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Oct 18, 2016 05:03
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I'm the inevitable tense scene where somebody important has a meltdown and everybody watches
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Oct 18, 2016 05:05
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Probably Infected posted:I'm the cocktail consultant introducing drinks that use whip cream, coconut shavings, smoke-filled glasses, and passionfruit garnishes to bars that have raccoons running through them.
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Oct 18, 2016 05:08
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One of my old favorite dives got bought by this guy who was like the mattress store owner from mission hill irl and it was hilarious but then he ran it into the ground and creeped out all the girls who worked there with bad touching and drink prices went super high cause I guess he was thinking "business is down so if I make the prices higher it will make up for lost business" I guess he sold it and it's still going but everyone I know who worked there bailed cause hostile work environment
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Oct 18, 2016 05:08
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Ahh geez I don't understand why my bar that uses a lovely gimmick and is only good for a few visits before people go back to their regular dive which serves strong basic drinks and possibly ordinary foods like burgers fries and tacos, can't seem to keep people coming back to my dumb spot. *Gets good advice and a free renovation but fails a year later because maybe opening a castle themed bar in a smaller city devoid of foot traffic was a stupid loving idea*
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Oct 18, 2016 05:09
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Went to one of these bars in Austin. Everyone was smoking weed, pretty sure i almost got raped, had like 5-6 drinks with the owner (the reason taffer was there in the first place), and threw up in the bathroom from the shitnado stench. Glad this bar got...rescued?
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Oct 18, 2016 05:19
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im the quarter bottle of liquor being dumped into one g&t
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Oct 18, 2016 05:21
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Ecstatic Elastic posted:pretty sure i almost got raped what was his name
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Oct 18, 2016 05:22
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i'm INJF so asking for names is pretty daunting imo
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Oct 18, 2016 05:25
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hth posted:what *audience starts hollering and gyrating their fists*
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Oct 18, 2016 05:26
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I'm the Butt Funnel.
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Oct 18, 2016 05:31
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I'm the poor doctor that got set up by the show ' s producers to be attacked by Taffer over a forced misunderstanding 
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Oct 18, 2016 05:39
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*is profoundly retarded*
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Oct 18, 2016 05:40
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Ecstatic Elastic posted:Went to one of these bars in Austin. Everyone was smoking weed, pretty sure i almost got raped, had like 5-6 drinks with the owner (the reason taffer was there in the first place), and threw up in the bathroom from the shitnado stench. Glad this bar got...rescued? Was that the shithole with bugs everywhere, including in the booze, that they turned into a steampunk bar? Because i'd take your experience over a steampunk themed bar any day.
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Oct 18, 2016 05:40
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I'm the bartender who doesn't really care about the bar but uses my position to get laid.
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Oct 18, 2016 05:48
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take me you ANIMAL posted:Was that the shithole with bugs everywhere, including in the booze, that they turned into a steampunk bar? Because i'd take your experience over a steampunk themed bar any day. Haha yes! That was the bar I was at, but it was post rescue. The only thing steampunk about tht bar was the steam coming from off the punk(poo poo)...but free drinks from the owner so gently caress you taffer I win
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Oct 18, 2016 05:53
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I'm the 21 year old server who is expected to take this job as serious as a vice president position at a fortune 100 company, but gets paid $3 while listening to the owner bitch about coming up short half a million.
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Oct 18, 2016 05:56
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I'm the prominently-displayed pyramid of World Famous Premium Spirits such as Tanqueray™ London Dry Gin, Johnny Walker™ Scotch Whiskey and Smirnoff™ Triple-Distilled Vodka brought to you by Diageo™, a global leader in beverage alcohol.
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Oct 18, 2016 07:03
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Probably Infected posted:I'm the cocktail consultant introducing drinks that use whip cream, coconut shavings, smoke-filled glasses, and passionfruit garnishes to bars that have raccoons running through them.
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Oct 18, 2016 07:07
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the best bars are the ones where u can find cocaine hth
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Oct 18, 2016 07:07
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I'm the owner who goes along with the redemption storyline and tearfully thanks Jon Taffer for everything he's done then shuts down a month later to sell the bar and flip the new equipment
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Oct 18, 2016 07:11
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I'm the Mexican cook who's actually the glue holding the place together making delicious burgers out of crushed insect and rat carcasses while making 12 dollars a day. I have never once deep cleaned a kitchen in my life.
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Oct 18, 2016 07:11
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I'm the under cooked chicken wings.
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Oct 18, 2016 07:11
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i'm the frankenstein monster in a blazer and tshirt screaming at you and throwing fried chicken all over your kitchen
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Oct 18, 2016 07:14
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new phone who dis posted:I'm the Mexican cook who's actually the glue holding the place together
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Oct 18, 2016 07:14
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I'm the guy getting drunk as poo poo and not bothering anyone that is used as an example of over serving even though I walked from my apt 2 blocks away.
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Oct 18, 2016 07:17
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"This is black mold you're killing your garbage people customers!!" *It's just regular mold*
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Oct 18, 2016 07:18
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Probably Infected posted:I'm the cocktail consultant introducing drinks that use whip cream, coconut shavings, smoke-filled glasses, and passionfruit garnishes to bars that have raccoons running through them. but it's so honest one two three
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Oct 18, 2016 07:22
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You should put a butt funnel in your bar. oh btw I own the patent.
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Oct 18, 2016 07:25
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kazr posted:*audience starts hollering and gyrating their fists* how do you gyrate a fist
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Oct 18, 2016 07:59
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the only people i knew who watched bar rescue recently were a guy who lived in a basement and his girlfriend who had half of her head dented in because she got kicked by a horse or dog or something and they were both alcoholics and all they did was watch bar rescue and bob's burgers
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Oct 18, 2016 08:00
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*dead cockroaches in the booze* *mysterious grey sludge in the ice machine*
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:the only people i knew who watched bar rescue recently were a guy who lived in a basement and his girlfriend who had half of her head dented in because she got kicked by a horse or dog or something and they were both alcoholics and all they did was watch bar rescue and bob's burgers 
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I'm so out of it that I repeatedly mistake Taffer for Fred Flintstone and angrily tell him to suck a dino-dick.
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