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SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


MrDesaude posted:

"grad mentor"
To my ears that sounds like being a specialist babysitting a detail. Not a lot of work, just boring. Make it engaging, but not something that requires every ounce of your time.

Could be worse. As an intern, I just found out that I am teaching an IPC standard prep course for electronics factory people who have been working there and soldering (poorly) for years. The intern that can solder aerospace components gets to teach the "I didn't need a fancy college degree to get in here" crowd because QA is being flooded with reject boards built by people who do not understand the + and - have to go a certain way for a reason.

Actually, I SHOULD get my Trainer certification... I can make good money on that...

Get it now and don't tell anyone about it for like five years.

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McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Okay, I have a year. Time for me to start looking into getting enough grants and scholarships that I don't have to pay for a year of grad school out of pocket.

MrDesaude
Sep 10, 2013

Have you tried lighting incense and praying to the Omnissiah?

SquirrelyPSU posted:

Get it now and don't tell anyone about it for like five years.

The problem with that is I have to teach x number of classes with x number of students per year in order to maintain the Trainer cert from IPC.
I could totally drop a grand and build a workspace with the equipment needed in my garage to do it.
But the College is building a MEMS center for our degree program and it includes a 25 seat IPC lab that they are going to offer the Certification at for something ridiculously cheap, like 3 credit hours. There is no way I could be able to compete with that. Silver lining is we are also getting a 3 million dollar SMT pick and place line as a part of the curriculum.

The true dilemma is trying to figure out if I hate myself enough to go for a Masters in some Bullshit so that I can take a Professor spot in said growing program. There are 2 IPC trainers on campus, and neither of them want to take a full time role teaching certs.
I still have to finish my bachelors first, but hey, the demand for our program is enough to strip the top funding from the nursing program, and I am in at the ground floor as the curriculum is still evolving.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Yeah that's more what I was alluding to. I can only imagine what bs training is full time, but I enjoy it in the one day spurts I do like every six months. Keeps my core technical skills sharp to be able to communicate what I actually do to others.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
They’re putting our resumes and headshots on the school of business website. My resume that the law school career office said looked great got ripped to loving shreds by the business school people. Hopefully my business resume gets more attention than my law one.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

MrDesaude posted:

The problem with that is I have to teach x number of classes with x number of students per year in order to maintain the Trainer cert from IPC.
I could totally drop a grand and build a workspace with the equipment needed in my garage to do it.
But the College is building a MEMS center for our degree program and it includes a 25 seat IPC lab that they are going to offer the Certification at for something ridiculously cheap, like 3 credit hours. There is no way I could be able to compete with that. Silver lining is we are also getting a 3 million dollar SMT pick and place line as a part of the curriculum.

The true dilemma is trying to figure out if I hate myself enough to go for a Masters in some Bullshit so that I can take a Professor spot in said growing program. There are 2 IPC trainers on campus, and neither of them want to take a full time role teaching certs.
I still have to finish my bachelors first, but hey, the demand for our program is enough to strip the top funding from the nursing program, and I am in at the ground floor as the curriculum is still evolving.

Please let me know if you can run custom boards on the DL. My "engineering" school of 32,000 students has a hot air soldering station on a bench in the basement of one of the buildings.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

M_Gargantua posted:

Please let me know if you can run custom boards on the DL. My "engineering" school of 32,000 students has a hot air soldering station on a bench in the basement of one of the buildings.

I sat in on my advisors microelectronics lab and he let us design and get whatever we wanted. You probably have a club on campus that will help out.

For our research, my partner cyclically strained an electronic ink that was printed onto TPU substrate and then laminated on fabrics and measured the resistance to see if fabric had an effect on the reliability of the circuit. I did a lot of the data wrangling and then found that the resistance was defined by the viscoelastic characteristics of the substrate. Spent the last quarter in a nonlinear viscoelastic nightmare.

Anyways, that's the direction you should be putting your efforts if you really want cutting edge. You should also learn as much about sensors as possible.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

lightpole posted:

I sat in on my advisors microelectronics lab and he let us design and get whatever we wanted. You probably have a club on campus that will help out.

We have two clubs and i'm the vice-president of one.

I spent a 30 minute lecture teaching an entire class how to do the most basic PCB layouts for a class last semester. The instructor didn't know anything about it or the process of getting something manufactured.

And turns out the only Fab house the engineering department is allowed to order from is advanced circuits, who have consistently delivered garbage boards at insane prices.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

lightpole posted:

For our research, my partner cyclically strained an electronic ink that was printed onto TPU substrate and then laminated on fabrics and measured the resistance to see if fabric had an effect on the reliability of the circuit. I did a lot of the data wrangling and then found that the resistance was defined by the viscoelastic characteristics of the substrate. Spent the last quarter in a nonlinear viscoelastic nightmare.

But deliberate double post territory i've got a MEMS project i'm working on that you might be interested in if you want to work together. Autosport/Aerospace sensors for measuring forces on aerodynamic surfaces.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
So the good news is that, if push comes to shove, I can file a FAFSA and get a student loan for whatever the GI Bill won't pay for my master's program.

I'd still rather not do that, but at least I have a year to find scholarships. I figure ten grand ought to cover it. Gonna have to write a lot of essays and poo poo, I guess.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
I just graduated 10 days ago, you're late!

What are you looking to do and measure? Strain would be really easy and is relevant for fatigue, I think I still have lit on aircraft floating around but that's cutting edge. If you are looking at acceleration stuff it's going to be an IMU of some type most likely, that would be rigid but you could print the wires into the wing/body.

The current paradigm, aside from being able to print temperature sensor/heater or pressure sensors, is to use a hybrid system since complex sensors are not printable.

Right now I'm trying to shut down but I can pass you the lit I looked at, as well as my paper. My partners thesis should go up on digital commons at some point over the summer as well. I'm just completely done after a poo poo final quarter. Plus my mom broke both her wrists and my roommate had to put her dog down so I'm just going to the gym in the morning and yoga in the evening for another few weeks.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

McNally posted:

So the good news is that, if push comes to shove, I can file a FAFSA and get a student loan for whatever the GI Bill won't pay for my master's program.

I'd still rather not do that, but at least I have a year to find scholarships. I figure ten grand ought to cover it. Gonna have to write a lot of essays and poo poo, I guess.

That's what I did. I got my undergraduate and half my graduate degree for free. Then I paid for the last year + living expenses out of loans, which added up to almost 50k.

MrDesaude
Sep 10, 2013

Have you tried lighting incense and praying to the Omnissiah?

M_Gargantua posted:

We have two clubs and i'm the vice-president of one.

I spent a 30 minute lecture teaching an entire class how to do the most basic PCB layouts for a class last semester. The instructor didn't know anything about it or the process of getting something manufactured.

And turns out the only Fab house the engineering department is allowed to order from is advanced circuits, who have consistently delivered garbage boards at insane prices.

Let me see where we source our boards from. The Boss (Head of the Program) LOVES finding the best deal on the class boards he draws up.
In all honesty, everything here is by hand until the new facility is built and it might not be the best solution for you in terms of time and cost because I have the sinking suspicion that we are going to spend half the semester just getting the line straightened out.

I will shoot you a PM when I get an email back from him.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Anyone got tips for contacting faculty in a program you're interested in. I've already decided that I'm not going to start grad school next year. The deadline for fall of 2020 applications is the start of December, and I don't feel comfortable rushing things.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
Are you looking for a masters or PhD? If it's a masters you can try looking for the graduate head for the program. At least at my school those were the ones with the most power, not the individual professors. If you are going for a PhD ask in the grad school thread in A/T but I think their advice is to just go for it, there's no real right way as long as you're courteous. Also check among your faculty for connections?

I managed to do my whole application, studying for the GRE, writing my statement, in about 2 months so you have plenty of time. I'm assuming PhD since those are generally the Dec deadlines and might be a bit more work but still doable.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


lightpole posted:

Are you looking for a masters or PhD? If it's a masters you can try looking for the graduate head for the program. At least at my school those were the ones with the most power, not the individual professors. If you are going for a PhD ask in the grad school thread in A/T but I think their advice is to just go for it, there's no real right way as long as you're courteous. Also check among your faculty for connections?

I managed to do my whole application, studying for the GRE, writing my statement, in about 2 months so you have plenty of time. I'm assuming PhD since those are generally the Dec deadlines and might be a bit more work but still doable.
It's a PhD program. They don't admit for an MA, but will give you one along the way, or if you meet the requirements and want/need to leave the program. Which offers some peace of mind. While I could probably cram a good GRE in the next 5 months I think I'd ultimately feel better just getting it done in a looser time frame, and clearing up some other stuff so I don't have to try and learn it while under a course load. The extra time to advance my position at work can't hurt either.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
Just make sure you take care of getting your recommendations and letter mostly done and set a goal for the GRE so you dont say the same thing in a year. It will be easier to do when you are still fresh from school.

Just make sure you know what you are getting in to with a liberal arts PhD. Most of the candidates in the grad student thread probably wouldn't recommend it.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


McNally posted:

So the good news is that, if push comes to shove, I can file a FAFSA and get a student loan for whatever the GI Bill won't pay for my master's program.

I'd still rather not do that, but at least I have a year to find scholarships. I figure ten grand ought to cover it. Gonna have to write a lot of essays and poo poo, I guess.

Money doesn't buy happiness, but if you're working on top of going to school, it acts as a lubricant for the amplified stresses of both. After two decades of trying to figure it out, I would advocate to not stress about money if you are at all interested in the program that you are persuing. Student loans aren't the devil, just a pain in the rear end if wrongly used.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

SquirrelyPSU posted:

Money doesn't buy happiness, but if you're working on top of going to school, it acts as a lubricant for the amplified stresses of both. After two decades of trying to figure it out, I would advocate to not stress about money if you are at all interested in the program that you are persuing. Student loans aren't the devil, just a pain in the rear end if wrongly used.

I'm not going to let the money stop me, but I'm definitely going to try to pay as much as possible out of pocket to minimize my loans.

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


I went in to the lab today for 10 minutes to drop a few tRNA samples into a hot plate so they could anneal overnight. The PI had me make half and the intern make the other half. I walked them through how to make four of their ten vials before leaving the lab to pick up an order that had to be put in a freezer immediately.

Got a text from intern an hour after I got them to 80C that he forgot to add MgCl2 to the rest of his vials and closed them without gloves on. So their grubby finger may have gotten RNases into the vials which will ruin the tRNA.

Tomorrow's gonna be fun explaining why about half of our $800 tRNA is gone.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

The Aardvark posted:

I went in to the lab today for 10 minutes to drop a few tRNA samples into a hot plate so they could anneal overnight. The PI had me make half and the intern make the other half. I walked them through how to make four of their ten vials before leaving the lab to pick up an order that had to be put in a freezer immediately.

Got a text from intern an hour after I got them to 80C that he forgot to add MgCl2 to the rest of his vials and closed them without gloves on. So their grubby finger may have gotten RNases into the vials which will ruin the tRNA.

Tomorrow's gonna be fun explaining why about half of our $800 tRNA is gone.

It is what it is. If he takes the feedback and adjusts his listening and attention to detail $400 is probably a cheap lesson. You're a leader, it's your responsibility to make it a lesson he and others can improve from and limit the damage.

MrDesaude
Sep 10, 2013

Have you tried lighting incense and praying to the Omnissiah?

lightpole posted:

It is what it is. If he takes the feedback and adjusts his listening and attention to detail $400 is probably a cheap lesson. You're a leader, it's your responsibility to make it a lesson he and others can improve from and limit the damage.

Did you never have a detail with more than one person below E4? (Yes, even half the E4's are suspect as well, but you get my point.)
Welcome to the world of "You have to watch these dumb asses constantly or they are going to gently caress everything up." You are never going to escape it. We all have tried, and failed.
You are in an environment where attention to detail is a necessary skill, and someone does not get the picture yet. Let this failure happen, let the lesson happen, and then unfuck the problem.
Once is an anomaly, twice is a trend. Don't let your new underling be a trendsetter.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Interns should be seen and not heard and DEFINITELY not touching my expensive poo poo.

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


MrDesaude posted:

Did you never have a detail with more than one person below E4? (Yes, even half the E4's are suspect as well, but you get my point.)
Welcome to the world of "You have to watch these dumb asses constantly or they are going to gently caress everything up." You are never going to escape it. We all have tried, and failed.
You are in an environment where attention to detail is a necessary skill, and someone does not get the picture yet. Let this failure happen, let the lesson happen, and then unfuck the problem.
Once is an anomaly, twice is a trend. Don't let your new underling be a trendsetter.
I ran a BAS for a bit so I got to experience all sorts of shitlord things. I just hoped it would be better outside. :downs:


EBB posted:

Interns should be seen and not heard and DEFINITELY not touching my expensive poo poo.
PI wants intern do do it this way. At least its her grant money.


I guess I'm just irritated about it because intern is leaving the first week of August regardless of how much progress is made and I'm here until December so it just adds more stuff for me to do once classes start up again.

The Aardvark fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Jul 7, 2019

MrDesaude
Sep 10, 2013

Have you tried lighting incense and praying to the Omnissiah?

The Aardvark posted:

I guess I'm just irritated about it because intern is leaving the first week of August regardless of how much progress is made and I'm here until December so it just adds more stuff for me to do once classes start up again.

No, that is entirely valid. A month is a complete waste of time, and after this incident unfolds, they will check out completely. Calling it now.

Honestly, I would use this as an opportunity to provide EBB's Point of view to your boss. At the end of the day, you are the one left putting the pieces back together. Best to let them have an opportunity to break as little as possible...

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

EBB posted:

Interns should be seen and not heard and DEFINITELY not touching my expensive poo poo.

We're teaching our interns some ACTUAL InfoSec stuff rather than letting them learn the hard way. Its fun to pass on knowledge.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The Aardvark posted:

PI wants intern do do it this way. At least its her grant money.

Don't get me started on PIs, I will start yelling.

hypnophant
Oct 19, 2012
Hi everyone, I got accepted to Columbia this week and I'm freaking out a little bit about finding an apartment in New York before the end of August. I know there where a couple of goons either attending or associated with Columbia in this thread - does anyone have tips or suggestions? I know about streeteasy.com but not much else. What neighborhoods would be good to look in?

Gray Matter
Apr 20, 2009

There's something inside your head..

Come Spring semester I have only 6 units left in my degree plan before graduation :toot:, however this also puts me at exactly 50% pursuit rate (12 units is full-time). My understanding is you have to be over 50% for housing allowance, not at/over.

Am I just poo poo out of luck for any housing allowance money that semester or is there some way I can finagle another unit or something?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I think if you're near the end of your degree, you can take classes not in your degree plan in order to get to full time.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

hypnophant posted:

Hi everyone, I got accepted to Columbia this week and I'm freaking out a little bit about finding an apartment in New York before the end of August. I know there where a couple of goons either attending or associated with Columbia in this thread - does anyone have tips or suggestions? I know about streeteasy.com but not much else. What neighborhoods would be good to look in?

https://ocha.facilities.columbia.edu/ id start looking there man. I found a room for 900 a month on there 4 blocks from school. You prob need something proper but its doable.

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Jul 12, 2019

Gray Matter
Apr 20, 2009

There's something inside your head..

Cojawfee posted:

I think if you're near the end of your degree, you can take classes not in your degree plan in order to get to full time.
Thanks! You were right, more Googling led to the school certifying official handbook, which details this scenario in the "Rounding Out" section. In your last term only, you can take whatever bullshit classes you want to get up to full-time. Time for some online low-level math.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Yeah I had to browbeat my certifying official about that twice (when I was about to transfer out of CC to my university, and in my final university semester).

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

hypnophant posted:

Hi everyone, I got accepted to Columbia this week and I'm freaking out a little bit about finding an apartment in New York before the end of August. I know there where a couple of goons either attending or associated with Columbia in this thread - does anyone have tips or suggestions? I know about streeteasy.com but not much else. What neighborhoods would be good to look in?

Have you signed up for uni housing? They’re pretty good at placing people

Edit: Also, congrats. Don’t join the vet group.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I love it when professors don't give a gently caress

Professor: "yeah, syphilis is rampant right now. 1 in 4 have in leaving college. So enjoy!"
Student: "wait, 1 in 4?"
Professor: "yup, 1 in 4, so don't feel too bad."

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Call me crazy, but I think the CDC would have said something.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.




I actually mostly enjoy the online discussion part of online classes, but still funny.

Reading some from my gf’s art history class. Man, some of these kids are trying to act way smarter than they are with their thesaurus, coming off condescending as hell.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Nostalgia4Dogges posted:




I actually mostly enjoy the online discussion part of online classes, but still funny.

Reading some from my gf’s art history class. Man, some of these kids are trying to act way smarter than they are with their thesaurus, coming off condescending as hell.

I don't mind commenting on other colleagues posts but I do hate when it is required to do two posts.

Just registered for my 3rd (of 4) semesters. Going to meet one of the non-profit agency directors (who is an LCSW) at a local brewery to talk and see if I might be a good fit to change my internship. I barely got through spring semester there at a for-profit in-patient psychiatric hospital.

Edit: Not sure of a way to move Carl to the top since I used the site to upload it instead of imgur

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Nick Soapdish fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Jul 18, 2019

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I like when your post is due by midnight, as well as your responses.

So it’s the whole class commenting on the two people who had the foresight to do it before 11:30 PM.

Thankfully some teachers have the post due on one day, and discussion due a day or two after

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rifles
Oct 8, 2007
is this thing working

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I like when your post is due by midnight, as well as your responses.

So it’s the whole class commenting on the two people who had the foresight to do it before 11:30 PM.

Thankfully some teachers have the post due on one day, and discussion due a day or two after

My last online class had discussion posts due by noon every Tuesday and Thursday and boy did I get a late deduction on each one because who the gently caress does that? Or she'd have them both available on Tuesday and I'd accidentally respond to the wrong one and be late on both.

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