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Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

RatHat posted:

At the start of the trailer Tony is holding the hand of a (presumably) dead person in the ruins of a building. I wonder if Pepper is getting killed off, probably by Stark Tower being destroyed.

Does she still have her powers from IM3?

I forget if those were supposed to be permanent.

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geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Farg posted:

any good heist movie needs a 'putting together the team' montage. i think that they will reveal that logan lucky takes place in the mcu

So new theory: Thanos puts his Black Order team together over a poker game with The Grandmaster and The Collector.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Tony isn't holding anyone's hand, but that is probably a really beat up Spidey he's crying over.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Charlz Guybon posted:

Does she still have her powers from IM3?

I forget if those were supposed to be permanent.

They fixed her offscreen, because there's a non-zero chance that having magic fire for blood will cause you to supernova and become a living IED.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

CelticPredator posted:

People realized you can just make noise and get a feel rather than an actual emotion. I still think they exist, but apparently I'm weird af so I dunno.

Elfman's Justice League score is the blandest of the year, but my favorite might be Kingsmen 2's actually. It's such a blast to listen too, especially this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgZQgAaSpjE

Ok, that's a good score. I guess it'S just the movies I watch that have terrible scores.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

CelticPredator posted:

People realized you can just make noise and get a feel rather than an actual emotion. I still think they exist, but apparently I'm weird af so I dunno.

Elfman's Justice League score is the blandest of the year, but my favorite might be Kingsmen 2's actually. It's such a blast to listen too, especially this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgZQgAaSpjE

Is that scored by Dave Matthews Band?

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

RatHat posted:

At the start of the trailer Tony is holding the hand of a (presumably) dead person in the ruins of a building. I wonder if Pepper is getting killed off, probably by Stark Tower being destroyed.

Something will have to happen to make him re-implant an arc reactor, so yeah, Pepper is probably toast.

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


dont even fink about it posted:

They fixed her offscreen, because there's a non-zero chance that having magic fire for blood will cause you to supernova and become a living IED.

Yeah. She tells him she doesn't want to walk around the rest of her life with the stuff inside her, makes him promise to cure it, he agrees, and then it's tossed out that he kept the promise just before he talks about getting the magnet removed from his chest in the ending monologue.

MechaSeinfeld
Jan 2, 2008


CelticPredator posted:

People realized you can just make noise and get a feel rather than an actual emotion. I still think they exist, but apparently I'm weird af so I dunno.

Elfman's Justice League score is the blandest of the year, but my favorite might be Kingsmen 2's actually. It's such a blast to listen too, especially this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgZQgAaSpjE

great I listened to this and I got flashbacks to some lovely folk festival I went to on New Years where my gf told me she cheated on me and tried to kill herself with a plastic knife. More like the Kingsmen Poo imo

Phantom Star
Feb 16, 2005

Chieves posted:

Good to see that Rhodey is totally healed from his major traumatic, impactful injury from Civil War.

This is from pages back, but in IM2 Tony described the Iron Man suit as a full body prosthesis. In IM3 Tony perfected the tech to fully control his suit remotely with thoughts. Rhodes may still be unable to walk normally, but as long as he can control the suit with thoughts, he should have full mobility while suited up.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

dont even fink about it posted:

They fixed her offscreen, because there's a non-zero chance that having magic fire for blood will cause you to supernova and become a living IED.

Maybe she goes out like a boss flamethrowing Thanos minions until she combusts and takes out dozens at once. The hand Tony's holding is the only thing left of her.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Charlz Guybon posted:

Maybe she goes out like a boss flamethrowing Thanos minions until she combusts and takes out dozens at once. The hand Tony's holding is the only thing left of her.

The Mars Attacks gag, I like it.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Try this one then you drat weirdos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7GgVMItmBU&t=68s

MechaSeinfeld
Jan 2, 2008


It unlocks yet another painful memory

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
I heard Kingsman 2 was pretty much complete rear end so I skipped it, but goddamn that's a good score. Both of those tracks completely loving rule. :stare:

MechaSeinfeld posted:

It unlocks yet another painful memory

What, did John Williams beat you as a kid? Because that second piece is cribbing from his style like crazy and it owns

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

It's not complete rear end. It's a less good version of the first.

What that means depends on how you like the first. It's an all timer for me and one of the best action films from the past few years but politics gross yada yada

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
I liked the first pretty well, though I wouldn't call it anywhere near an all-timer (though I get the vibe I watch a lot more movies and a lot weirder ones than you do). I also don't really agree that the politics are gross- I think it's a little tone-deaf, but that its heart is pretty much in the right place, which puts it above the vast majority of Hollywood blockbusters politically (the message I got from the movie is, if anything, "eat the rich but steal their sweet clothes first").

What I heard about Golden Circle was that it's the first, minus everything that made the first good, and horribly wastes its premise.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

What I heard about Golden Circle was that it's the first, minus everything that made the first good, and horribly wastes its premise.

It's very weird. Bringing Colin Firth back was a mistake, and it has the feeling of a TV miniseries that was edited into a film. It's worth a watch if you really dug the first but it's pretty blah overall.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
The good parts of Kingsman 2 are all the new villain and she's barely in the movie sadly.

Also Whiskey's personalized pilot helmet is insanely :3:

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010
The Kingsman movies are actually totally solid movies about the poor's struggles against neoliberalism.

Both villains want sympathetic, sane-person goals (let's cure climate change, let's end the war on drugs) but the way they try to accomplish it is through the genocide of the poor. Golden Circle is certainly a little scattered but mostly accomplishes the same thing as its predecessor.

Galahad basically breaks Kingsman rules by arguing that high-class living shouldn't be exclusive to the rich, and then surprise, everyone in the organization except him turns out to be a rich rear end in a top hat anyways.

On another note: I can't believe some of you dolts are falling for Marvel's marketing AGAIN that someone's gonna die or stakes will otherwise be raised in Infinity War. We've been sold this in Avengers 1, 2, and Civil War now, and the worst that happened was that poor Rhodey got an injury that was immediately "fixed" by Stark Tech that will be ignored forever more.

Pirate Jet fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Nov 30, 2017

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

“Listen, you heard what the Infinity Stones expert said. The best I can do is 500 bucks. I’m running a business, here, and i’ve gotta make some money. Do you know how much it’s gonna cost me to get this gauntlet appraised? And then i’ve gotta find a case for it!”

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen

Farg posted:

i like the weirdly unadorned thanos. a real workin' class villain. rolls up his sleeves and punches the cyrpto-facistapitalist avengers in the face, now for 2000 words on how tony stark represents the gentrif

Thanos as purple John Nada.

An over-long throwdown with the Hulk, trying to get him to wear a wife beater to see the truth.

I'd dig it.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

dont even fink about it posted:

They fixed her offscreen, because there's a non-zero chance that having magic fire for blood will cause you to supernova and become a living IED.

Pepper's true power in IM3 is her washboard abs, anyway.

bring back old gbs posted:

This fuggin thread, of course you don't appreciate thanos walking out of a portal wearing a golden wifebeater, not even pretending anybody in front of him is a threat.




:qq:wheres his gollldddddd hat he looked better beforrr

Thanos is going to show up and get disrespected by the Avengers and is going to don his golden armor and then monologue about how he's a golden god and all shall bow their knees to him. Basically,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laKTT2UxpFI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5_-HnVhKlw

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Serf posted:

i got into a fight with a barbed wire fence and lost

Jfc, was it the razor wire?

The Cameo posted:

I bought this on UHD for $13 on Black Friday

That score in DTS X is :mario:

And the movie looks gorgeous, too.

(It's also fifteen minutes straight of music, from Elliot getting onto the van to the credit roll.)

Too many movies these days cram in more dialogue than necessary

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2StAqCKKOU


So this movie is going to be about 8 hours long right?

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
You can already tell Black Widow's gonna have like one scene where she drives off on her bike and will be at the fight in Wakanda I guess. Ant Man is going to be scenery. Spider-Man will have like one scene at the start when New York gets exploded. Rhodey and Falcon will be in the background a lot. The Guardians will get like one scene where they help the heroes do a thing in space. This is gonna make Game of Thrones season six look bloated for editing.

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

I just want to see Juice Willis murder the poo poo out of the Avengers.

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is
he looks like joss whedon's handsome muscular self-insert

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:

You can already tell Black Widow's gonna have like one scene where she drives off on her bike and will be at the fight in Wakanda I guess. Ant Man is going to be scenery. Spider-Man will have like one scene at the start when New York gets exploded. Rhodey and Falcon will be in the background a lot. The Guardians will get like one scene where they help the heroes do a thing in space. This is gonna make Game of Thrones season six look bloated for editing.

Nah Spidey is at least joining the fight against Thanos, there was a clip in a trailer with it.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Neurolimal posted:

As someone with no real malice in either general direction, DC fans do give off a really powerful aura of insecurity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F34diroLoPs

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Holy poo poo. This is CineD_comicthread.mov

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG64l1sAExM

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




I like the idea that Hulk tried to defend the Statesman from Thanos, and Thanos punched him so hard he flew all the way to Earth and landed on through Strange's mansion

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Turns out a new trailer will distract from discussion of Zack Snyder movies only for hours.

Serf
May 5, 2011


CelticPredator posted:

People realized you can just make noise and get a feel rather than an actual emotion. I still think they exist, but apparently I'm weird af so I dunno.

Elfman's Justice League score is the blandest of the year, but my favorite might be Kingsmen 2's actually. It's such a blast to listen too, especially this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgZQgAaSpjE

yeah kingsman 2 was a movie with lovely pacing but overall it was fun. the scene where this song plays is wild as hell. though nothing in the movie quite measures up to the church scene of the first

its too bad the villain didn't get more screentime. she was a delight

got any sevens posted:

Jfc, was it the razor wire?

nah, it was barbed. the barbs are actually the good part. turns out running into wire of any kind at a high speed just causes parts of you to come right off

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Venuz Patrol posted:

dunno if it'll be worth paying to watch the whole thing for what i assume will be less than a minute of screen time of the winter soldier trying to kill superpowered aliens with standard issue assault rifles

Vibranium bullets, honest.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

McSpanky posted:

Vibranium bullets, honest.

MCU characters love shooting people

https://i.imgur.com/7iFe9qb.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/xhpDcdG.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/dQYo8X8.gifv

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The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

I only realized Proxima is in that trailer because I saw someone else post about it.

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