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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


The best way to phrase a request like that is like "I have always tried to get my eyes to do that but never been able to, how do you do it?"

That's how I tricked Jason David Frank into jumping out of a plane and breaking boards

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

A.I. Borgland Corp posted:

That's how I tricked Jason David Frank into jumping out of a plane and breaking boards

Did he yell "KI-YAHHHH" when he did it?

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep

Nodosaur posted:

I've been watching TOS and like

Has anyone noticed that Spock doesn't have a chair on the bridge?

The one nonhuman guy in the bridge crew and he doesn't get a drat chair

i don't get it, Kirk's lap is his chair???

Astroman
Apr 8, 2001


spincube posted:

Klingon Big Boy chair:



"Hello Mother, Father. I am a Klingon now. This is my heritage. This is how we sit."

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


The Bloop posted:

Reminder: Worf is the Joey of space



House Tribbiani is without honor.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Astroman posted:

"Hello Mother, Father. I am a Klingon now. This is my heritage. This is how we sit."

For some reason I read this in Buster Bluth's voice, and now I'm brainstorming that cross-over.

RIKER: I'm happy for you and your new boyfriend, Deanna.
RIKER, IN TROI'S MIND: I'm not.

*Riker goes on the away team and gets kidnapped by the alien of the week* "I've made a huge mistake."

Sir Lemming fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Jun 12, 2018

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

"Heyyyy brother!" *Goes to rub shoulders, accidentally delivers Vulcan neck pinch*

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

look at this adorable alien doggo.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


IShallRiseAgain posted:

look at this adorable alien doggo.


Everything about this picture is great.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Taear posted:

I liked them for TNG but for TOS I can never really envision the episode he's watching so it's just spam. I'm not familiar enough with them, I think.

The problem, therefore, is you. It's really cool to vicariously enjoy things through the eyes of a newbie (this is also a great benefit of having children).

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

IShallRiseAgain posted:

look at this adorable alien doggo.


Turns out Phlox's emergency surgery on Porthos was a huge mistake.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Sir Lemming posted:

For some reason I read this in Buster Bluth's voice, and now I'm brainstorming that cross-over.

RIKER: I'm happy for you and your new boyfriend, Deanna.
RIKER, IN TROI'S MIND: I'm not.

*Riker goes on the away team and gets kidnapped by the alien of the week* "I've made a huge mistake."

Starfleet had a half day.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
*godlike alien gets punished by his parents*
"Well, that was a freebie."

Sir Lemming fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Jun 12, 2018

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Now I want to see Jessica Walter as Lwaxana Troi so bad

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

McSpanky posted:

Now I want to see Jessica Walter as Lwaxana Troi so bad

*raktajino mug morphs into Odo*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I knew it!"

Sir Lemming fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Jun 12, 2018

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Would you care to join us for a round of Tongo?

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it!"

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
Picard:. We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again! The line must be drawn here!
Narrator: It wasn't.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Khan: You see, their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion. Later, they grow...follows madness...and death.

Chekhov: Loose eel! Loose eel!

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
Worf picks up a bag in the Rotarran galley
DEAD TARG DO NOT EAT
Worf (looking inside): I do not know what I expected.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

MillennialVulcan posted:

Worf picks up a bag in the Rotarran galley
DEAD TARG DO NOT EAT
Worf (looking inside): I do not know what I expected.

>Star Trek: DEAD TARG DO NOT EAT

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Brawnfire posted:

Khan: You see, their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion. Later, they grow...follows madness...and death.

Chekhov: Loose eel! Loose eel!

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.
Holy poo poo what is happening

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
♫ Into Darkness, my old friend… ♪

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
Quark: "How's my nephew?!"
Sisko: "He's going to be all right."
Quark: "Finally some good news."
Sisko: "That's a great attitude, I've gotta tell you. If I was getting this news, I don't know that I would take it this well."
Quark: "But you said he was alright."
Sisko: "Yes, he's lost his left leg, so he's going to be all right."
Quark: "YOU SON OF A BITC

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


"I'm afraid I just blue myself."

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser




How much could one banana cost... ten strips of latinum?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hipster_Doofus posted:

Holy poo poo what is happening

I'm not sure but I think I might be in the Nexus

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)

Coo-coo-ca-chaw! Coo-coo-ca-chaw!
A-coodle-doodle-do! A-coodle-doodle-do!
Caw! Ca-caw! Ca-caw! Ca-caw!
Chaw! Chee-chaw! Chee-chaw!


How much clearer can I say "THERE'S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE LORIAN MAN"?!?

primaltrash fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Jun 12, 2018

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser




Oh, that’s me. My friend Frank wired me. He wanted me to be a mole.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule



Look at banner, Captain!

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010



*Lucille 2 voice* Everyone thinks they're Frank Sinatra

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
"It's a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE"
"I've got the worst [bleep]ing tailor"

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MillennialVulcan posted:


Coo-coo-ca-chaw! Coo-coo-ca-chaw!
A-coodle-doodle-do! A-coodle-doodle-do!
Caw! Ca-caw! Ca-caw! Ca-caw!
Chaw! Chee-chaw! Chee-chaw!


How much clearer can I say "THERE'S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE LORIAN MAN"?!?

LOL at both these

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
The “contingency” plan was way better

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
"We have engaged the Borg."
"Boards?!"
"BORG."
"BOARDS?!"
"Riker's not on Borg."

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010



Great, you spilled hot chocolate all over my f*cking $3600 pants! COME ON!

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser




Sure-sure, hit the guy in the $600 lizard man suit, COME ON!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


"Say goodbye to THESE!"

Dietrich
Sep 11, 2001

This is the best derail.

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primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)

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