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I keep repeating "Hit Row were the first rap group to not get promo time" to myself. It sounds like it's from a Behind The Music documentary
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saying the job you crashed and burned at is actually really easy and then bragging about your other three careers that also stalled out ftw
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I don't know what gay pride rap he's talking about but I'm imagining the song from Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
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Yeah what were his other "three full careers"? Is he counting Uber driver as one of them?
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Feb 19, 2024 21:25
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Was this the dude who botched a dive to the floor in WWE when his foot hit the top rope, because that poo poo was hilarious
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Top Dollah posted:Internet trolls that act like Billy Badass with anime avatars are not getting money and pussy. scoops
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Was this the dude who botched a dive to the floor in WWE when his foot hit the top rope, because that poo poo was hilarious It wasn’t his foot it was his entire lower body
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Feb 19, 2024 21:59
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Was this the dude who botched a dive to the floor in WWE when his foot hit the top rope, because that poo poo was hilarious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMuB71q7Io
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"Nobody cared about Swerve until Hit Row" Swerve was one of the best indie wrestlers of his era back in Lucha Underground, if anything NXT derailed his career for several years
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MassRafTer posted:says Triple H and Stephanie are not divorced https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUGi2X42sQ
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Feb 19, 2024 22:15
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I’m gonna need to hear that Triple H and Steph are divorced from someone who isn’t deranged before I believe it.
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Feb 19, 2024 22:18
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He's right. Vince and Linda aren't either!
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MassRafTer posted:"If anyone else, like Grayson Waller, had a gay pride rap like Dolla did, it would’ve been the biggest story in wrestling" not rattling around in your brain for hours.
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Feb 19, 2024 22:33
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Top Dolla and Ryback should form a tag team called Money Hungry
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Feb 19, 2024 22:40
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Erin M. Fiasco posted:Top Dolla and Ryback should form a tag team called Money Hungry 
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Feb 19, 2024 22:44
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VideoWitch posted:It's amazing that even when he says something I do think is true he still sounds incredibly dumb and insecure. Incredibly funny that he seems to think people liking Hit Row was due to him and not because of Swerve, one of the most absurdly charismatic dudes in wrestling Pretty much my impression as well. Some stuff in there are legitimate grievances, and his refusal to blade is fair enough, but then he’d say something like “I can totally beat up everyone in the locker room, so I can.” Nah mate, you don’t sound insecure at all, mate.
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He's the epitome of "liking the smell of his own farts". For every kinda valid point he makes, he shits the bed with the next 10. He continues to prove that he's an insufferable insecure dipshit.
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My favorite thing about Top Dolla is when he talked poo poo about all his colleagues that got released and how it'd never happen to him because "I can promo" and then he proceeded to get fired TWICE
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It owns. He's so funny. What a weird guy.
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at least now we can confirm HHH and Steph are definitely divorced
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Notice he doesn’t say he could beat Harley Cameron in a rap battle
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"THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY"
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He had a big long song and dance about how he was suffering from some crazy side effect of diabetes or something to that effect and so his flop dive wasn’t his fault Seems like a lot of things aren’t his fault, and that seems to always be the case. How weird.
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You know its bad when Michael Cole burns you
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rotinaj posted:He had a big long song and dance about how he was suffering from some crazy side effect of diabetes or something to that effect and so his flop dive wasn’t his fault You're laughing. Top Dolla crashed and burned after catching his prosthetic feet on the top rope, and you're laughing.
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the exciting top dolla vs michael cole feud
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I'd want to hear Swerve's reaction to be asked back to WWE to reform Hir Row. I bet you it'd be amazing
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Barry Bluejeans posted:You're laughing. Top Dolla crashed and burned after catching his prosthetic feet on the top rope, and you're laughing. this mf stealing von erich gimmicks now
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dude hit row debuted with them doing a whole promo introducing each member, they got squashes, segments with sami, and they got backstage segments when they were a thing on nxt with swerve. when they made their big return on smackdown in 2022 sans swerve, they got put over big on commentary before a squash then the next week had a segment running off la knight and MMM and then did a whole-rear end song with pyro to zero (and i mean ZERO) reaction.
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sleepwalkers posted:dude hit row debuted with them doing a whole promo introducing each member, they got squashes, segments with sami, and they got backstage segments when they were a thing on nxt with swerve. I don't think it's much of an exaggeration to say that the way Samantha Irving announced Top Dolla and made him sound like the biggest return ever was his career high point.
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Erin M. Fiasco posted:I don't think it's much of an exaggeration to say that the way Samantha Irving announced Top Dolla and made him sound like the biggest return ever was his career high point. Career high point so far After his return in the rumble next year, he will win and main event mania and win the title, he just didn’t want to take away from Cody’s story
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rotinaj posted:Career high point so far sorry, Heath Slater needs to fulfill the prophecy of 3MB
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STONE COLD 64 posted:sorry, Heath Slater needs to fulfill the prophecy of 3MB Heath can win through elimination chamber and going on to face the consolation prize champ Hell, by that point it can even be vs drew
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think were in the 'just make him comfortable' stage of daves career. put on an ajpw tape, give him a snuggie and some tapioca and take his phone away.
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Critical posted:think were in the 'just make him comfortable' stage of daves career. put on an ajpw tape, give him a snuggie and some tapioca and take his phone away. big disagree. this is top dave content.
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