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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's basically a formal style at this point.

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Boris Johnson unleashes the ogre of recession – A no-deal Brexit comes closer, thanks to Donald Trump’s little helper"

Sunday Telegraph:

England and New Zealand battle to be Cricket World Cup trophy’s new name

Matt:


Independent on Sunday:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the Kim Darroch row – Police are now investigating the source of the leak that led to the resignation of the UK ambassador to the US"

Telegraph:

Boris Johnson has support of two thirds of Tory voters for leadership, says poll

Matt:

England win Cricket World Cup after super-over drama against New Zealand

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on new twists in the UK-US relationship – Boris Johnson is believed to be hoping for a quick trade pact with the US after October"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

'Go back home': Trump aims racist attack at Ocasio-Cortez and other congresswomen

Times:


Evening Standard:

1.5-metre jellyfish spotted off coast of Cornwall

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... England's heroic cricketers


David Squires:

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
I don't recall Diego Costa winning the British Grand Prix.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump's attacks on congresswomen – Donald Trump told four progressive Democratic congresswomen to ‘go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came’"

Telegraph:

Hunt and Johnson: the backstop is dead and can't be in any EU deal

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Apple praised for new disability-themed emoji, including a wheelchair and guide dog

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Donald Trump's troublesome Tweet

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump and accusations of racism – US president responds to criticism of his telling four congresswomen to ‘go back’ to where they ‘came from’"

Telegraph:

Partial lunar eclipse – in pictures

Matt:

The Open 2019: Rory McIlroy's hopes in tatters after opening round of 79

Independent:


Times:

Labour peers tell Corbyn: you have failed test of leadership

Evening Standard:

MPs pass amendment seeking to thwart no-deal Brexit prorogation

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... UK's social care scandal

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

gently caress off, Brookes

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson and his kippers claim – Claims by Boris Johnson that regulations imposed by ‘Brussels bureaucrats’ were damaging the trade in kippers have been debunked by the European commission"

Telegraph:

MPs pass amendment seeking to thwart no-deal Brexit prorogation

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Tory leadership race

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Imagine spending money on a print of a Paul Thomas cartoon

Imagine having it in your house. In the living room. Imagine looking at it from time to time, reading the joke again, having a chuckle about all the politics

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You could send an 8x12" to your enemies for just £15.20! Or you can get them in 20x16" framed, or A3 signed by the artist.

If you wanted to spend £175 or £125 respectively.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's bid for the Tory leadership – Philip Hammond has suggested he is prepared to vote to bring down a Boris Johnson government should the likely new prime minister push for a no-deal Brexit"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

After John Atkinson Grimshaw.

Times:


Mail:
Paul Thomas on… the big getaway


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Donald Trump on FaceApp – How the entirely unbigoted US president might look when older…"

Sunday Telegraph:

Iran's top diplomat in UK summoned over seizure of Stena Impero tanker

Independent on Sunday:


Yesterday's i paper:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on rising tensions between Iran and the west – US and UK foreign policy is being tested by Iran’s seizure of a British-flagged tanker"

Telegraph:

Philip Hammond to quit government if Boris Johnson becomes PM

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Jo Swinson elected new Lib Dem leader

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Corbyn the only one on a seat a normal person might use, other two parties empty chairs for ostentatious dickheads, agc.

avantgardener
Sep 16, 2003

Adams has a really weird, almost obsessional hatred of Corbyn eh?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He's paid to.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Boris Johnson's entry into No 10 – Boris Johnson is poised to be named the new Conservative party leader – and prime minister – on Tuesday"

Telegraph:

UK must look after its own ships in the Gulf, says Pompeo

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


EDIT: I forgot the David Squires!

Cloud Potato fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Jul 23, 2019

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's election as Tory leader – Favourite wins a convincing victory over Jeremy Hunt in Conservative party leadership contest"

Telegraph:

Boris Johnson: 'Dude! We are going to energise the country'

Matt:

:sun: It's hot! :supaburn:

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Jeremy Corbyn seeing off another PM – The Labour leader faced Theresa May at PMQs before she handed over to Boris Johnson" [No idea which Crumb strip he's referencing, apologies.]

Telegraph:


Matt:

:sun: It's hot! :supaburn:

Independent:

After White Heat.

Times:


Evening Standard:

Franky 'Flyboard' Zapata fails in attempt to cross Channel

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

Once you start noticing that one common denominator for a lot of Boris/Trump cartoons is their arses (sometimes even being penetrated), it's difficult to shake the idea that our beloved cartoonists are working through some complex feelings

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson and looming Brexit – The Irish government has expressed alarm at Boris Johnson’s approach to Brexit as tension begins to mount over the increased risk of no deal"

Telegraph:

'Summer's day massacre' may spell backbench trouble for Boris Johnson

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Boris Johnson 'acted decisively' in cabinet cull, says new minister

Evening Standard:

Boris Johnson vows to ditch backstop and scale up no-deal plans

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the start of 'silly season' – The UK parliament has risen for summer recess just days after Boris Johnson appointed a radical new cabinet"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Monet.

Times:


Stephen Collins:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
The Boris blowjobs from the Telegraph are just going to keep getting more and more sickening aren't they. These guys are going to reach new dizzying heights in asskissing the indefensible

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Boris Johnson, 'Britain Trump' – The new PM amuses himself with his cabinet playthings"

Sunday Telegraph:

The comma touch: Jacob Rees-Mogg's aides send language rules to staff After Lynne Truss.

Matt:


Independent on Sunday:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Boris Johnson's turbo-charged premiership – The prime minister is ‘turbo-charging’ preparations to leave the EU without a deal as his number one priority, according to senior cabinet ministers"

Telegraph:

Boris Johnson heads to Scotland to deliver £300m pledge

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Boris Johnson booed as he visits Scotland – video

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's no-deal Brexit plans – Senior cabinet ministers have said new PM is ‘turbo-charging’ preparations to leave the EU"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Johnson refuses to give details on his no-deal Brexit plans for farming

Times:


Evening Standard:


David Squires:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The Blower is poo poo, but it does accurately portray Boris as deliberately provoking the EU.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's visit to Wales – The Welsh first minister has said a no-deal Brexit would be catastrophic for the nation’s agriculture industry" After William Holman Hunt.

Telegraph:


Yesterday's Independent: (apologies, posted wrong one yesterday)


Times:

Sterling slumps further as fears mount over no-deal Brexit

Evening Standard:

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

Cloud Potato posted:

David Squires:


the loving cock and balls...magnificent. :allears:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson and the Irish backstop – Boris Johnson has sent his most senior EU adviser and Brexit negotiator to Brussels to deliver in person his message that the UK will leave without a deal unless the bloc abolishes the Irish backstop"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Brexit: DUP’s Arlene Foster attacks ‘belligerent’ EU after private dinner with Boris Johnson

Times:

Joe Biden stands his ground and resists rivals' attacks in testy second debate

Evening Standard:

Brexit: Labour attacks 'appalling waste' as Johnson adds £2.1bn to no-deal fund; Smith’s century rescues Australia on first day of Ashes despite Broad’s burst

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on sterling reaching a two and a half year low – Growing fears about a no-deal Brexit pushed the pound down to under $1.21"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Brexit: Labour attacks 'appalling waste' as Johnson adds £2.1bn to no-deal fund

Times:


Evening Standard:

Whaley Bridge dam: RAF helicopter joins effort to stop collapse; Lib Dems win Brecon and Radnorshire byelection, cutting Johnson majority to one

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Brecon and Radnorshire byelection – Boris Johnson has suffered a major blow after the Conservatives were beaten by the Liberal Democrats in the Brecon and Radnorshire byelection"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Dali.

Times:

Nato and Russia trade barbs after collapse of nuclear arms treaty

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"The ogre of no-deal Brexit – As the Tory majority is cut to one, the prospect of crashing out of the EU looms large"

Sunday Telegraph:

Whaley Bridge: Boris Johnson visits amid fears of dam collapse

Independent on Sunday:

Home secretary Priti Patel criticised over wish for criminals ‘to feel terror’

Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Brexit and the Boris bounce – Downing Street would be wrong to think it is already too late for MPs to stop a no-deal Brexit, Labour has said" Also Thunderstorms threaten Whaley Bridge dam as more homes evacuated

Telegraph:

Franky Zapata crosses Channel by hoverboard at second attempt

Independent:

Thirty dead in 13 hours: US reckons with back-to-back mass shootings

Times:


Evening Standard:

Boris Johnson insists £1.8bn pledged for NHS hospitals is new money

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson and his NHS pledge – The prime minister insists that £1.8bn of extra funding for hospitals is new money"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Trump's response to US mass shootings – The president has been reacting to murders in Texas and Ohio that left 31 people dead"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Dominic Cummings takes swipe at Grieve over confidence vote plan

Times:


Evening Standard:

John McDonnell open to second Scottish independence vote; Stare seagulls out to save your snacks, researcher says

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the latest Strictly line-up

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Dominic Cummings and no-deal Brexit – Dominic Cummings has laid down a challenge to the Conservative rebel Dominic Grieve, suggesting that parliament would not find a way of forcing out the prime minister to stop a no-deal Brexit"

Telegraph:

Nicola Sturgeon: ‘If we crash out with no deal, Corbyn will be almost as responsible as May or Johnson’

Independent:

Boris Johnson pledges £250m for NHS artificial intelligence

Times:


Evening Standard:

Royal Mint makes no 1p or 2p coins for first time in decades

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the new regime at No 10

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StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the new regime at No 10

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lol at the messaging on both of them only having 'out' trays.

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