Movie Posters - The good, the bad & the awful

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K. Waste: Feb 27, 2014; MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Vintersorg posted:

Maybe this time Dutch won't be a shiny sheen of perfection?

Ew.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 19:51

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 22:33

King Vidiot: Feb 17, 2007; You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Vintersorg posted:

Carl Weathers' eyes are terrifying here. It's like they're going to start spontaneously bleeding at any moment.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:01

cvnvcnv: Mar 17, 2013; __________________

King Vidiot posted:

Carl Weathers' eyes are terrifying here. It's like they're going to start spontaneously bleeding at any moment.

Those soft and soulful eyes? He looks like he's seeing his newborn daughter for the first time.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:19

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Take that blood, you can make a stew outta that.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:20

King Vidiot: Feb 17, 2007; You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Whatever the case, neither Arnold nor Carl look human in those screen grabs.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:49

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

King Vidiot posted:

Whatever the case, neither Arnold nor Carl look human in those screen grabs.

There's somethin' in those screenshots... an' it 'ain't no man.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 22:12

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 22:30

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

The current requirement for having Zac Efron in a movie is that his abs have to be on screen for at least half an hour.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:17

Illinois Smith: Nov 15, 2003; Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?

Is the one on the left getting implants next year or are they just banking on Rock being chesty enough to fill the Pam Anderson role?

edit: Oh wait, she's actually in this too, nevermind.

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# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:19

Cage: Jul 17, 2003; www.revivethedrive.org

Anyone else see anything weird in the "A" on the Baywatch logo?

It has the gap, the hands, and a hanging donger. Just missing the ring.

I am the idiot you share the internet with.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:28

GonSmithe: Apr 25, 2010; Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Cage posted:

Anyone else see anything weird in the "A" on the Baywatch logo?

It has the gap, the hands, and a hanging donger. Just missing the ring.

I am the idiot you share the internet with.

Wow, holy poo poo, now I'm going to see that every single time they post that logo.

GonSmithe fucked around with this message at 08:32 on Jul 5, 2016

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:29

Cage: Jul 17, 2003; www.revivethedrive.org

^^ noice

Ok Im glad its not just me. Going back to stare at Alex Daddario now.

Cage fucked around with this message at 08:34 on Jul 5, 2016

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:30

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Illinois Smith posted:

Is the one on the left getting implants next year or are they just banking on Rock being chesty enough to fill the Pam Anderson role?

edit: Oh wait, she's actually in this too, nevermind.

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Doesn't anyone remember Alexandra Paul in the original Baywatch? Kelly Rohrbach (who is playing the new CJ) is also a real-life swimsuit model.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:44

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Jul 6, 2016

# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:02

KinkyJohn: Sep 19, 2002

The MSJ posted:

Does anybody actually like Mark Wolborg?

The MSJ posted:

Rick Grimes looking slightly Liev Schreiber-ish there

# ? Jul 6, 2016 19:35

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

The MSJ posted:

Just change the title to 'Charles Manson', everything else still works.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 11:18

Count Thrashula: Jun 1, 2003; Death is nothing compared to vindication.; Buglord

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Just change the title to 'Charles Manson', everything else still works.

drat, that's what I actually thought it was, now I'm disappointed.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 13:28

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

KinkyJohn posted:

Does anybody actually like Mark Wolborg?

Rick Grimes looking slightly Liev Schreiber-ish there

Just looked this up; that's not Mary Steenburgen, that's Winona Ryder

# ? Jul 7, 2016 13:48

BonoMan: Feb 20, 2002; Jade Ear Joe

COOL CORN posted:

drat, that's what I actually thought it was, now I'm disappointed.

A move about Manson titled "Captain Fantastic" would be, uh, quite bold.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 14:48

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

# ? Jul 7, 2016 15:02

Dark_Tzitzimine: Oct 9, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Not exactly poster but I think they fit here

https://twitter.com/dceufacts/status/751085545124532225

# ? Jul 7, 2016 17:39

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Is Harley Quinn a good guy and Joker a bad guy in this movie?

# ? Jul 7, 2016 18:00

MacheteZombie: Feb 4, 2007

oldpainless posted:

Is Harley Quinn a good guy and Joker a bad guy in this movie?

"anti-hero" and "very bad guy"

# ? Jul 7, 2016 18:02

Count Thrashula: Jun 1, 2003; Death is nothing compared to vindication.; Buglord

The #Skwad

ughhhhhhhhhhhh

# ? Jul 7, 2016 18:06

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Haha I know some people who wouldn't have seen this movie will go see her, but the cover "Check out Viola Davis in her blazing role of Bureaucrat #1 in Suicide Squad!!!!" is entertaining to me.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 18:07

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

The MSJ posted:

A second season for American Gothic? I'm down.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 18:08

MrBling: Aug 21, 2003; Oozing machismo

KinkyJohn posted:

Does anybody actually like Mark Wolborg?

I liked Mark Wahlberg in Shooter and I guess also in The Departed.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 18:27

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

MrBling posted:

I liked Mark Wahlberg in just about everything.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 18:29

Waffleman_: Jan 20, 2011; I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Marky Mark needs to get the Funky Bunch back together.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 18:31

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

He was born to play the lead in Pain & Gain.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 18:34

MrBling: Aug 21, 2003; Oozing machismo

kiimo posted:

He seems like a cool dude and also really nice. Why wouldn't people like him?

# ? Jul 7, 2016 18:47

Lady Naga: Apr 25, 2008; Voyons Donc!

MrBling posted:

He seems like a cool dude and also really nice. Why wouldn't people like him?

hes a bro!!!!

# ? Jul 7, 2016 18:52

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MrBling posted:

He seems like a cool dude and also really nice. Why wouldn't people like him?

I'm sure there's some Vietnamese and black people who aren't fond of him

# ? Jul 7, 2016 18:54

Slugworth: Feb 18, 2001; If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

I like him in comedies. He's the best part of Huckabees. And the best part of Ted, although I understand how faint that praise is.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 18:59

hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

The Big Hit is the worst possible Marky Mark flick (and therefore also the best possible Marky Mark flick) and probably the only one that needs to be seen, unless you're the sort of person who thinks The Happening is a comedy, in which case, that, too.

But yeah, there's totally also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Wahlberg#Arrests

# ? Jul 7, 2016 19:29

morestuff: Aug 2, 2008; You can't stop what's coming

MrBling posted:

He seems like a cool dude and also really nice. Why wouldn't people like him?

Lady Naga posted:

hes a bro!!!!

I like him as an actor but this probably doesn't help

quote:

By age 13, Wahlberg had developed an addiction to cocaine and other substances. At 15, civil action was filed against him for his involvement in two separate incidents of harassing African-American children (the first were siblings of each other, and the second incident was a group of black school children on a field trip), by throwing rocks and shouting racial epithets. At 16, Wahlberg approached a middle-aged Vietnamese man named Thanh Lam on the street, and using a large wooden stick, knocked him unconscious while calling him a "Vietnam loving poo poo".

That same day, Wahlberg also attacked a second Vietnamese man named Hoa "Johnny" Trinh, punching him in the face. He believed he had left his victim permanently blind in one eye. Trinh was interviewed in December 2014 by the Daily Mail; he revealed that he had already lost that eye during the Vietnam War, and did not know the identity of his assailant prior to being contacted by the media. According to court documents regarding these crimes, when Wahlberg was arrested later that night and returned to the scene of the first assault, he stated to police officers: "You don't have to let him identify me, I'll tell you now that's the motherfucker who's (sic) head I split open." Investigators also noted that he "made numerous unsolicited racial statements about 'gooks' and 'slant-eyed gooks'."

# ? Jul 7, 2016 19:33