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china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Holy poo poo that entire FB thread is gold.



According to Facebook, this meltdown is still in progress

e: Marketing 101, courtesy of stungun chat

china bot has a new favorite as of 22:16 on Jan 25, 2016

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Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Does the pink stun gun cost more? I'd like to buy it because it is pretty and because it'll help calm my dog.

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

china bot posted:

According to Facebook, this meltdown is still in progress

e: Marketing 101, courtesy of stungun chat


Ok, i need to know where the gently caress do I get a pink pistol?

JigglyPuff
Jun 3, 2002

Scathach posted:

I don't count "doesn't compare prices" as being a victim. That's like saying someone that buys more expensive peanut butter because the jar is a nicer color is a victim.


This will end with someone posting a well written step by step explanation of why it is not that simple, or with someone goading him into saying he would walk around wearing a hat made of tampons if that were the cheapest and most practical way to make one. He easily shrugs off societies expectations and pressures and we would do well to be like him. Its is just that simple. Why can't we just see it? Why?

Edit: Oops, I was wrong, I just assumed it was a guy. Replace tampons with something manly. Porn or ground beef or something.

JigglyPuff has a new favorite as of 22:25 on Jan 25, 2016

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

EvilGenius posted:

Ok, i need to know where the gently caress do I get a pink pistol?

I'm sure TFR will have all the information you need to make sure your little princess is ready to be a little commando.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
One of my brother's buddies is a cop, and got him this seemingly really nice flashlight for Christmas. Turns out it's also a stun gun!


Example of one in action:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSmt5-q0RkE

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

Scathach posted:

I don't count "doesn't compare prices" as being a victim. That's like saying someone that buys more expensive peanut butter because the jar is a nicer color is a victim.

Jesus that poor dog.

Advertising is inherently a predatory practice so yes people who "fall for it" are victims.

There are hundreds upon hundreds of people sitting in boardrooms across the country spending most of their day figuring out the best ways to get the public to buy their products for more money, meanwhile an overworked mom buys the pink razors because they can be found in the "women" section and she doesn't feel like spending an extra five minutes of whatever free time she has meticulously price-comparing different brands, yet somehow the mom is the one to blame. Ok.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
My roomie once said something like "all advertising is brainwashing" and, at the time, I assumed he said that because he'd smoked himself retarded.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



The zaptek guy literally just posted he should market to rapists.

As you are probably shocked to hear, his personal timeline is full of anti-Hillary, pro-Trump nonsense. He's a massive creep.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Boywhiz88 posted:




:stare:


Posted this in Dumb Marketing but I feel like it's also an idiot on social media.

Wow, what an effective communicator. I'll bet he's a hit at parties.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


ZapTek: made for rapists, by rapists.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Idiots on Social Media: Treat your temple like it's a .. temple ;)

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Lady Naga posted:

Advertising is inherently a predatory practice so yes people who "fall for it" are victims.

There are hundreds upon hundreds of people sitting in boardrooms across the country spending most of their day figuring out the best ways to get the public to buy their products for more money, meanwhile an overworked mom buys the pink razors because they can be found in the "women" section and she doesn't feel like spending an extra five minutes of whatever free time she has meticulously price-comparing different brands, yet somehow the mom is the one to blame. Ok.

Holy poo poo. Holy loving poo poo.

Advertising is predatory. Yes. But, it's equally predatory. They don't give a gently caress about you having a dick or a vag or what you identify as. If they can say or do something to make you pay an extra dollar, they will. This is not a women's issue. This is a marketers are shitheads issue. Congratulations on making the most retarded stand possible on the most retarded issue, and setting back progress on real women's issues by years.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Congratulations on making the most retarded stand possible on the most retarded issue, and setting back progress on real women's issues by years.

Are you for real?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Holy poo poo. Holy loving poo poo.

Advertising is predatory. Yes. But, it's equally predatory.

No. No, not even close.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Holy poo poo. Holy loving poo poo.

Advertising is predatory. Yes. But, it's equally predatory. They don't give a gently caress about you having a dick or a vag or what you identify as. If they can say or do something to make you pay an extra dollar, they will. This is not a women's issue. This is a marketers are shitheads issue. Congratulations on making the most retarded stand possible on the most retarded issue, and setting back progress on real women's issues by years.

Pack it in, ladies. It's not a women's issue. This dude says so.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I always love when people say that things "set back [x] issues by years". You ladies think you have it bad, paying more for everyday products? Well good job, because now you can't vote!

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




E: I agree with not expelling the girls and obviously death threats are way, way overboard, but "rappers still use that word" isn't an excuse and "embarrasment is punishment enough" doesn't seem quite right.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 01:51 on Jan 26, 2016

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



While I never wore a t-shirt that made up a racial slur, I definitely did dumb as gently caress stuff as a kid that I'm super happy wasn't filmed by another equally dumb kid and stuck online to be perfectly honest. Kids are stupid, and always have been and I kind of feel sorry for this generation that their stupidity is broadcast to the world.

Thank you Internet for not being widespread when I was young!

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Public shaming in a digital world where everything is recorded and can be seen instantly everywhere will force people to stop doing dumb things and lead to a better society.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

JigglyPuff posted:

This will end with someone posting a well written step by step explanation of why it is not that simple, or with someone goading him into saying he would walk around wearing a hat made of tampons if that were the cheapest and most practical way to make one. He easily shrugs off societies expectations and pressures and we would do well to be like him. Its is just that simple. Why can't we just see it? Why?

Edit: Oops, I was wrong, I just assumed it was a guy. Replace tampons with something manly. Porn or ground beef or something.

20% Of Men Sleep With 80% Women LIE - Statistics Suggest A 'Slut' Factor

Summary: 30% of men have slept with 10+ women, while 20% of women have slept with 10+ men; 20% of men have slept with 15+ women, while 10% of women have slept with 15+men. This means women predisposed to sluttiness play a significant role in allowing men to rack up notches.

Body: A common myth in the Red Pill is that 20% of men sleep with 80% of the women. Statistics indicate that this is not entirely true. Though the distribution of 'fairness' is skewed, more women are more 'conservative' than the 80/20 rule would imply, and the distribution seems to be more like this: the top 20% of men sleep with 40-50% of the women. The top 40% of men sleep with 60-80% of the women.

The 2011 National Health Statistics report found that only 20% of men have slept with 15 or more women. More remarkably, though, is that a smaller percentage of women have comparable high lay counts for men. This means NECESSARILY, that these high lay count women (HLCW; or 'sluts') are essential in helping the top 30% of men reach their 10+ lay counts.

What these HLCW statistics show is that, while a hat made of ground beef may sound messy, it would allow you to use the phrase "I'll eat my hat" to the delight of all dads in earshot.

More specifically, this means that the 'slut' factor should be given more exposure in the Red Pill. Statistics show that 1/5 women are reasonably slutty, while 1/10 women are definitely slutty. IF you are pursuing a high lay count strategy, then the odds that you will achieve these high lay counts due to the inherent sluttiness levels of your conquests, is rather high. That is not to say that game does not play a role; the important point is that inherent sluttiness within the girl plays a significant role as well... (not all women are really entirely the same, pardon my heresy).

Sources: http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nhsr/nhsr036.pdf http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/have-i-had-an-average-amount-of-sexual-partners-10297819.html

Lessons Learned: Slutty women are a lot easier, and research indicates that these types of women will have sex with many different men. Discovering and screening for these 'easy lay' types will allow you to get your bangs a lot quicker.

Also a rule of thumb: only 1/5 chicks on tinder will be likely to be DTF (20% of women -> 10+), while only 1/10 tinder chicks will be easily and quickly bankable, based on chance.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


So... they need statistics and science to determine that slutty people like to have a lot of sex? Or am I missing something?

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(
I suddenly understand LoB's greater place in this thread.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

oldpainless posted:

Public shaming in a digital world where everything is recorded and can be seen instantly everywhere will force people to stop doing dumb things and lead to a better society.

Not necessarily. It won't stop teenagers from doing stupid things because doing stupid things is what teenagers do. The problem is that when we were teenagers we did stupid poo poo that wasn't broadcast to the world, and now it is.
I am saying this in general and not really directed at those teenagers who did a very stupid thing. Teenagers will continue to do stupid things, and usually learn from their mistakes as a part of growing up and maturing. Having the whole world judge them isn't really going to make things better though.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

EvilGenius posted:

Ok, i need to know where the gently caress do I get a pink pistol?

Most gun stores I've been in have one or two, actually. So a gun store, I suppose.

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter
Ruger makes a few and with how many I saw being resold on facebook when I lived in Georgia, I'd say they sell pretty well.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




You can get pink grips for almost anything. I see a lot of 'em on S&W revolvers.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Walmart sells pink and pink camo rifles.

quote:

I am a highly-sensitive person (HSP). I feel like this aspect of myself makes me a pretty good wife and mom -- I am hyper-attuned to the feelings and moods of my husband and two kids. But this hyper-awareness causes me a great deal of stress and is a source of conflict, especially between myself and my husband.



This article which I'd love to think is fake probably isn't.

https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/why-my-two-month-old-1348280119337014.html

Scathach has a new favorite as of 03:50 on Jan 26, 2016

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



high lay count women

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story

Madkal posted:

Not necessarily. It won't stop teenagers from doing stupid things because doing stupid things is what teenagers do. The problem is that when we were teenagers we did stupid poo poo that wasn't broadcast to the world, and now it is.
I am saying this in general and not really directed at those teenagers who did a very stupid thing. Teenagers will continue to do stupid things, and usually learn from their mistakes as a part of growing up and maturing. Having the whole world judge them isn't really going to make things better though.

20 years ago doing the exact same thing would have a teacher telling you to knock it off, and maybe a detention or something. Today everyone sees it and wants to start ruining lives.

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

Elliotw2 posted:

Ruger makes a few and with how many I saw being resold on facebook when I lived in Georgia, I'd say they sell pretty well.


I imagine this will briefly enliven a muggers day before it's used to murder him.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

EvilGenius posted:

I imagine this will briefly enliven a muggers day before it's used to murder him.

the poor poor mugger :(

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

EvilGenius posted:

I imagine this will briefly enliven a muggers day before it's used to murder him.

Maybe the owner's six year old son will decide not to accidentally shoot his best friend with it because he doesn't want to be seen playing with a pink gun

Immolat1on
Sep 9, 2005

This isn't getting love as its becoming a some how serious things it seems. The original tweets from the dude are scary enough but the people supporting and acting like they always knew this was a thing is worse.

Another sample of bat-poo poo insane original:

https://twitter.com/bobatl/status/691420354699354113

And some people who are definitely not sheeple

http://imgur.com/bD8cmUn

You can't prove facts man

http://imgur.com/qNdrmVa

Besides the long nonsensical rant this smug gently caress is not taking sides like the shape of the Earth doesn't affect him in any way. How is anyone that boring???

Not crossing off names cause they're public posts and deserved to be ridiculed.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
I would totally rock a 357 revolver with a pink grip.

I mean at like a range, not to kill people.

Polaron
Oct 13, 2010

The Oncoming Storm
What do these flat Earthers believe is beyond this giant wall of ice? :psyduck:

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005



Also this whole ZapTek page is hilarious in a 'this guy is hecka gross' way. You guys don't think telling girls to go get raped is funny? I bet you don't like lowbrow comedy either!

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Polaron posted:

What do these flat Earthers believe is beyond this giant wall of ice? :psyduck:

Wildlings, the undead, those ice monsters.

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hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Conveniently forgetting that it was 65 degrees on the east coast over Christmas.


Plus, climate change doesn't work that way at all

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