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"Jennifer wrestled her friend playfully to the ground in front of the snow cone stand and began licking at the girls eyeballs, as if they were sugar cubes. Their bodies convulsed and flailed with an almost seizure like intensity. At times their pale limbs seeming to shift back and forth from one torso to the other. A crowd gathered almost immediately to watch these two girls tie and untie their bodies like a pair of pit-vipers. They were confused, or concerned, or shocked, or aroused, or all of the above. But no-one dared interfere with the performance. Jennifer's long ashen hair hung down concealing the girls face like a curtain around a hospital bed. No one had any idea that the girls eyes were revolving under her ruby tongue. "This is disgusting, it's pornography" exclaimed a pasty slug-like woman in a fur coat, vanilla ice-cream smeared across her double chin like a money shot. Countered a balding professor type in his mid-forties, his left hand stuffed crassly down the front of his pants "No, no, no. This is beautiful,this is art."
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Kvlt! posted:"Jennifer wrestled her friend playfully to the ground in front of the snow cone stand and began licking at the tbh this is still great I can hear it in my head perfectly
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Jun 30, 2019 02:37
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Bertrand Hustle posted:"Open the door Jehovah you whore" is a strong contender for funniest metal lyric I've ever heard. I keep the bible in a pool of blood/so none of it's lies can affect me Slayer-New Faith Also agreed about ETID, their song titles alone are attention grabbers.
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El Gallinero Gros posted:I keep the bible in a pool of blood/so none of it's lies can affect me Isn't Tom a devout Catholic?
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Isn't Tom a devout Catholic? He sure is. Check out his Instagram.
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Kilometers Davis posted:tbh this is still great How are these actual lyrics
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silvergoose posted:How are these actual lyrics metal is how: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9CnBw8N1NM
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El Gallinero Gros posted:I keep the bible in a pool of blood/so none of it's lies can affect me That record was disappointing but I like when he yells that out 
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Jun 30, 2019 03:34
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Every time pig destroyer plays the Jennifer intro live I get so pumped
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Snowy posted:“cunting daughters” always confused me Isn't that just an Exorcist reference?
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Henchman of Santa posted:Isn't that just an Exorcist reference? Is it? No idea but I did just learn that there’s a dark ambient band called Cunting Daughters and I’m intrigued.
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Snowy posted:Is it? No idea but I did just learn that there’s a dark ambient band called Cunting Daughters and I’m intrigued. Looks like it: https://youtu.be/16utD0RBBYA
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Related to hilarious lyrics, song titles: "Not Turgenjev, But Close" - Blood Red Throne* "Ultra Demons" - Pestilence "Pissing in the Mainstream" - Dying Fetus "Masticated by the Spasticated" - Gorerotted** "Extremely loving Dead" - Extremity * The lyrics provide no clue as to which Turgenev this is referring to but I think the playwright is the most famous. ** Gorerotted feels like cheating, all their song titles are over-the-top cornball poo poo.
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Lik - "Dr. Duschanka" ("Rubber Duck, MD" in Swedish.) E: also contains these lyrics: Burning sensation, torment, cock devastation Burning sensation, penile death, penetration KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 10:35 on Jun 30, 2019 |
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On a completely unrelated and unprompted topic, I'm still sad that Crimfall quit.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcTmunax5OE Amain is such an amazing album and anyone who likes melodeath even a little bit owes it to themselves to give it a try. Nordick fucked around with this message at 12:38 on Jun 30, 2019 |
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Arivia posted:metal is how: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9CnBw8N1NM
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Henchman of Santa posted:Isn't that just an Exorcist reference? Yeah, definitely just a quote from the movie at least.
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Can we all talk a minute about the metal fan who hasn’t seen The Exorcist?
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:Can we all talk a minute about the metal fan who hasn’t seen The Exorcist? I feel personally attacked
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:Can we all talk a minute about the metal fan who hasn’t seen The Exorcist? Your mother sucks cocks in hell
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Snowy posted:Your mother sucks cocks in hell *masturbates with crucifix*
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"You don't want to be a robot ghost Occupied inside a human host" - Black Sabbath, End Of The Beginning Quality stuff.
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War Pigs rhymes "masses" with itself.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:War Pigs rhymes "masses" with itself.
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Ozzy was probably too stoned to remember the right word and that happened to be the best take they could manage. What's the demo version lyric?
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The original line was, “Bodies burning in red ashes.”
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Made a list of June releases that is mostly the albums I post here every Friday and some others I missed on release day in order from worst to best. Spoiler: Fetid was the best album of the month.
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Isn’t the original take of War Pigs literally about witches at black masses.
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Yes and it's better
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I heard the original lyrics were too scary for the label but idk
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Bitches with black asses.
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War pigs is one of the best songs ever made and I’ll throw fists over it
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:War pigs is one of the best songs ever made and I’ll throw fists over it
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:War pigs is one of the best songs ever made and I’ll throw fists over it
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You know, I've somehow never noticed that the main riff from Unas Slayer of the Gods is the post-chorus riff from The Well of Souls by Candlemass.
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Raid the Convent by Nunslaughter has the best lyrics.
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Marin Karin posted:The original line was, “Bodies burning in red ashes.” That's WAY better.
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Nazzadan posted:Some others I missed on release day Turn in your badge and your post button Murphy, you're off the case! In fact, you're fired! Get out of my office!
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:War pigs is one of the best songs ever made and I’ll throw fists over it Not disagreeing but rhyming a word with itself is still silly
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