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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.


My fav part

Like that Marine commercial of them storming a beach full kit and the vehicles all say AID

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


sharknado slashfic posted:

Anyone remember car phones
We had a bag phone into the early 2000s. My dad used to be able to get signal at my uncle's cabin by tossing a magnetic antenna onto the metal roof. Don't think there's been a mainstream cell phone made in the last decade with a removable antenna.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

My fav part

Like that Marine commercial of them storming a beach full kit and the vehicles all say AID
Taking the "S" out radically changed the message there.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1189601417469841409?s=21

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

This looks like a photoshop.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
That’s because it is.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Chichevache posted:

This looks like a photoshop.

https://twitter.com/darth/status/1189616457581318146?s=19

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1189631948139970560?s=21 🍿

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

There's absolutely no loving chance he shows up. He has a superPAC to run and he wants to keep going in Republican politics. There's just no way he would ever talk to Democrats...

https://twitter.com/JesseRodriguez/status/1189635623197577223?s=19

... is what I would say if anything made sense anymore. HAIL GAY SATAN

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Also, Twitter is banning all political ads and basically making GBS threads all over Facebook.

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1189634360472829952?s=19

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1189634371407380480?s=19

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1189634377057067008?s=19

I mean, they should be banning Nazis too, but guess it's a start.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

It’s like with the Nixon impeachment, theres gonna be a bunch of republicans trying their best to distance themselves from this so they’re still standing afterwards and can ride the wave of an energized voter base straight into the next Reagan administration.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Who is the once and future king of the GOP they got lined up anyway

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Ronald Reagan

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Probably Paul Ryan.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Jeb!

colachute
Mar 15, 2015


this might be the most pathetic thing he's tweeted

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
I just noticed the paw print on the medal.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
Distract them from your cosponsored genocide with dog memes! Brilliant!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Vasudus posted:

That’s because it is.

And mama said I'd never be smart.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Internet Wizard posted:

It’s like with the Nixon impeachment, theres gonna be a bunch of republicans trying their best to distance themselves from this so they’re still standing afterwards and can ride the wave of an energized voter base straight into the next Reagan administration.

They're desperate to, but stable brain genius King Narcissism won't let them. It's the same problem they're having with the "Improper but not impeachable" track they're desperate to run on. Anything at all outside of abject worship and servility trumpeting his absolute perfection in all things, everywhere, will be seen as an attack. He will respond accordingly and Twitter poo poo to unleash his hounds on anyone not fully on board.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
I want to know who the actual MoH recipient is who was photoshopped out of that picture, and exactly how furious they are.

Because if it isn't "marching up to the White House and demanding an explanation" furious, then they're a moron.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


A Bad Poster posted:

I want to know who the actual MoH recipient is who was photoshopped out of that picture, and exactly how furious they are.

Because if it isn't "marching up to the White House and demanding an explanation" furious, then they're a moron.

Fitting that bonespurs would photoshop out a Vietnam vet.

https://www.wgvunews.org/post/veterans-stories-west-michigan-medal-honor-recipient-specialist-five-james-c-mccloughan



e: an Obama awardee I guess.

quote:

On 13 May, McCloughan's company air assaulted into a landing zone near Tam Kỳ and Nui Yon Hill, coming under small arms and machine gun fire from defending North Vietnamese Army (NVA) forces. Two helicopters were downed over the landing zone, one of which crashed around 100 meters (110 yards) from Company C's positions. A rescue helicopter was prevented from landing due to fierce enemy fire, and a squad was sent out to rescue the pilot and crew. Upon reaching the crash site, they saw a badly wounded soldier sprawled on the ground, and McCloughan ran 100 meters (110 yards) to him through an open field, dodging the fire of his unit and a charging NVA platoon. After reaching the wounded soldier, McCloughan carried him over his shoulder and ran back to Company C, thus saving the man from capture or death.[2]

Later that afternoon, the company's 2nd Platoon was ambushed by a large NVA unit, suffering heavy casualties, while conducting reconnaissance near Nui Yon Hill. As airstrikes were attacking nearby NVA, McCloughan entered a trench and saw two unarmed American soldiers huddling near a bush. He handed his gun to another soldier, jumped over the trench's berm, and ran close to the ground towards the two soldiers, whom he pulled back into the trench despite being hit with shrapnel from the explosion of a rocket-propelled grenade (RPG). Ignoring an order to remain in the trench, he rescued wounded soldiers from the kill zone four more times during a NVA assault. Bleeding heavily, McCloughan treated the wounded and prepared them for evacuation, refusing evacuation even though the NVA heavily outnumbered the American troops.[2]

On 14 May, the 1st Platoon was ambushed while advancing on Nui Yon Hill, and its medic Daniel J. Shea, was killed in the fighting, which left McCloughan as the company's sole medic. While treating two soldiers in an open rice paddy, he was wounded a second time by small arms fire and RPG shrapnel. In the closing phases of the attack, two NVA companies and 700 VC attacked the company's position from three sides. With complete disregard for his own safety, he braved enemy fire numerous times to bring out wounded soldiers, simultaneously fighting the enemy. After supplies ran low, McCloughan volunteered to hold a blinking light in an exposed position to mark a location for a night resupply drop, remaining steadfast in the enemy fire.[2]

In the predawn darkness of 15 May, McCloughan used a grenade to disable the enemy RPG position, and continued to fight and eliminate enemy soldiers, while treating multiple casualties. During the night, he kept two critically wounded soldiers alive before organizing the dead and wounded for daylight evacuation. McCloughan was credited with saving the lives of ten soldiers from his company during the actions of 13–15 May. He received two Purple Hearts for his two wounds.[2]

That Works fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Oct 30, 2019

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

https://tannerite.com/product/gender-reveal-boom-box-with-color-blaze/

Come for the gender reveal party, stay for the pruning of the tree of life

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Hell yeah I'm like 4x more carbon than u

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode

Internet Wizard posted:

It’s like with the Nixon impeachment, theres gonna be a bunch of republicans trying their best to distance themselves from this so they’re still standing afterwards and can ride the wave of an energized voter base straight into the next Reagan administration.

Like Robert Bork? Rode being the bad guy of the Saturday Night Massacre all the way to a supreme Court nomination.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
FWIW Jupiter, along with a few other Florida Police/Fire Departments, do actually use those things as rescue vehicles during coastal and hurricane high water flooding events. The ones that have them will routinely send them around the region to assist places that need it.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

Who is the once and future king of the GOP they got lined up anyway

Chris Pratt

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

When they bring dudes back long long after they are out for medals like this, is the uniform & medals provided for them or do they have to pay out of pocket?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Untagged posted:

FWIW Jupiter, along with a few other Florida Police/Fire Departments, do actually use those things as rescue vehicles during coastal and hurricane high water flooding events. The ones that have them will routinely send them around the region to assist places that need it.

Then paint the thing something highly visible and friendly, like white and orange and blue. Kids like fire trucks because they're big and red. If these things look like big rescue vehicles coming down the street, they'll be more palatable than the grey/OD/black oppressionmobiles they look like now.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

pantslesswithwolves posted:

https://tannerite.com/product/gender-reveal-boom-box-with-color-blaze/

Come for the gender reveal party, stay for the pruning of the tree of life

lmao


quote:

Box contains Color Blaze's pink or blue colored powder and a one pound Tannerite® brand target.  Directions are printed on the box and on the target.

Caution:  Cornstarch and dye used in gender reveal powder is flammable when exposed to friction.  This can cause an unwanted fire if used with energetic targets of any kind.  PLEASE be very careful to place your target in a location that does not have anything flammable nearby that could catch fire, such as dry brush or grass.  Please plan accordingly and follow all local fire codes.  You don’t want the wrong kind of surprise at a special time in life.


tannerite ain't poo poo next to a good grain dust explosion. WHY NOT BOTH

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


EBB posted:

Then paint the thing something highly visible and friendly, like white and orange and blue. Kids like fire trucks because they're big and red. If these things look like big rescue vehicles coming down the street, they'll be more palatable than the grey/OD/black oppressionmobiles they look like now.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Rescue vehicles are the opposite of nature.

The good stuff is highly visible, the bad stuff is subdued colors.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Vasudus posted:

Rescue vehicles are the opposite of nature.

The good stuff is highly visible, the bad stuff is subdued colors.



:hmmyes:

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


THank you for this, now i have something to put on for the Halloween brief.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Man, we might as well exploit Trump's relationship with Russia and get a bunch of these.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Oh lol i just clicked that that's what the gunships in HL2 are based off


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Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Internet Wizard posted:

It’s like with the Nixon impeachment, theres gonna be a bunch of republicans trying their best to distance themselves from this so they’re still standing afterwards and can ride the wave of an energized voter base straight into the next Reagan administration.

The funny thing is that it was the handful of Republicans who stuck with Nixon all the way through - Reagan among them - who ended up winning out in the end. Reagan was actually somewhat notorious at the time for publicly sticking up for Nixon and refusing to say he did anything wrong, to the point that people thought he was committing political suicide.

Following that logic it's totally going to be someone like Cotton or Gaetz in 2024.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I think it's basically time to say goodbye to Deadspin. It looks like today was the mass exodus day, where management tried to get the best writers and editors to move on. The best writers and editors did indeed move on, giving management the collective finger, telling them to get hosed, and quitting before the Hedge Bros completely took it over.

Going out in style. gently caress vulture capitalists and hedge bros.

https://twitter.com/theisen95/status/1189667503586336770?s=19

Get hosed.

https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/1189668169469837315?s=19

Edit: now with union statement

https://twitter.com/gmgunion/status/1189671759987040257

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Oct 30, 2019

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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

gently caress this dumb poo poo, I recently got diagnosed wit Asthma. Hit an inhaler twice when I wake up and twice before bed.

Is it the aerosol propellant that’s not green? I assume it’s a CFC or something worse?

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