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JB50 posted:I was thinking more like this: I need to go watch Bloodsport again this weekend
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Fifty Three posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilxul1_sIF8 I laughed my rear end off and watched this 4 times. loving amazing.
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# ? May 24, 2017 04:51 |
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I'll be happy when all the vloggers get punched.
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# ? May 25, 2017 01:22 |
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:I'll be happy when all the vloggers get punched. Same. What this fractured nation needs right now is a new national holiday: punch a vlogger day.
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# ? May 25, 2017 01:46 |
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Not all of them are bad. The rest definitely need too be punched tho
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# ? May 25, 2017 01:46 |
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Even the bloggers who don't don't deserve to be punched have the most punchable faces I have ever seen.
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# ? May 25, 2017 01:50 |
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Nfcknblvbl posted:Even the bloggers who don't don't deserve to be punched have the most punchable faces I have ever seen. What is your metric for face punchability?
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# ? May 25, 2017 01:56 |
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Fortnine
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# ? May 25, 2017 02:22 |
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Fortnine He's so nice and helpful and cool, but his face is so punchable
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# ? May 25, 2017 02:31 |
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But Fortnine is a company. RyanF9 is cool and good, too, and you should watch your whore mouth.
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# ? May 25, 2017 02:31 |
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I recently figured out the recipe for being a successful vlogger and I'm thinking about throwing my hat in the ring. There are two typed of videos: 1. Lists. Top Ten Chain Lubricants. Top 5 sweatiest Jockstraps. Etc etc. or 2. Answer a question or give an explanation which should take just a few sentences, but manage to drag it out into 12-15 minutes just with a lot of weasel words and repeating yourself over and over.
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CSi-NA-EJ7 posted:Not all of them are bad. Incorrect. nsaP posted:I recently figured out the recipe for being a successful vlogger and I'm thinking about throwing my hat in the ring. There are two typed of videos: 1. Lists. Top Ten Chain Lubricants. Top 5 sweatiest Jockstraps. Etc etc. or 2. Answer a question or give an explanation which should take just a few sentences, but manage to drag it out into 12-15 minutes just with a lot of weasel words and repeating yourself over and over. You should do it so someone can punch you.
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# ? May 25, 2017 05:44 |
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nsaP posted:I recently figured out the recipe for being a successful vlogger and I'm thinking about throwing my hat in the ring. There are two typed of videos: 1. Lists. Top Ten Chain Lubricants. Top 5 sweatiest Jockstraps. Etc etc. or 2. Answer a question or give an explanation which should take just a few sentences, but manage to drag it out into 12-15 minutes just with a lot of weasel words and repeating yourself over and over. You forgot "OMG I ALMOST CRASHED gently caress CAGERS" with one guy 200 yards ahead who pulled out into the lane adjacent to the vlogger as he goes 55 in a 35.
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# ? May 25, 2017 06:16 |
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spouse posted:You forgot "OMG I ALMOST CRASHED gently caress CAGERS" with one guy 200 yards ahead who pulled out into the lane adjacent to the vlogger as he goes 55 in a 35. "You almost killed me" he yells to only himself, looking back at the car, as he creates multiple more dangerous situations than the perceived one that set him off. That's a good idea tho. I could compile all the times that vloggers would rage and you'd just see me reacting normally then passing the offender.
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# ? May 25, 2017 06:25 |
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Jazzzzz posted:I need to go watch Bloodsport again this weekend
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# ? May 25, 2017 06:33 |
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nsaP posted:"You almost killed me" he yells to only himself, looking back at the car, as he creates multiple more dangerous situations than the perceived one that set him off. I've been riding a whole month now (basically a GP pro tbh), and multiple times I've found myself behind someone going "what is this guy doing? ugh, why is he riding his brakes, this isn't even a curve... fuuuck pay attention!" and then I realize "oh... I'm only leaving like... 2 or 3 car lengths." and then I back off and all of a sudden *poof* my stress regarding "their bad driving" is gone. My favorite by far from vloggers are the rev bombs to people performing perfectly normal left turns in front of them. The lack of self-awareness regarding people talking on phones (not texting, talking) is palpable from guys who do wheelies in traffic.
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# ? May 25, 2017 07:37 |
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nsaP posted:"You almost killed me" he yells to only himself, looking back at the car, as he creates multiple more dangerous situations than the perceived one that set him off. Ryan beat you to it for April Fools. https://youtu.be/LsLn3uRSD2k Two minutes in, but the entire things worth a watch.
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# ? May 25, 2017 07:37 |
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nsaP posted:Answer a question or give an explanation which should take just a few sentences, but manage to drag it out into 12-15 minutes just with a lot of weasel words and repeating yourself over and over.
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# ? May 25, 2017 07:59 |
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Keket posted:Ryan beat you to it for April Fools. This is perfect
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# ? May 25, 2017 08:18 |
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Keket posted:Ryan beat you to it for April Fools. Haha, perfect It's too bad he's like a half step below Ted Cruz in the punchable faces department, though vv
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# ? May 25, 2017 09:16 |
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Slim Pickens posted:Haha, perfect He at least makes fun of himself and has a sense of humor so he gets a pass from me.
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# ? May 25, 2017 10:44 |
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The TT kicks off this weekend. Here is a video of the NW200. Cheers. https://youtu.be/FGgaJbf5C_c
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# ? May 25, 2017 15:08 |
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nsaP posted:I recently figured out the recipe for being a successful vlogger and I'm thinking about throwing my hat in the ring. There are two typed of videos: 1. Lists. Top Ten Chain Lubricants. Top 5 sweatiest Jockstraps. Etc etc. or 2. Answer a question or give an explanation which should take just a few sentences, but manage to drag it out into 12-15 minutes just with a lot of weasel words and repeating yourself over and over. You should do an over exaggerated stupid/angry vlogger character and create intentionally bad lists that encourage YouTube arguments.
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# ? May 25, 2017 15:31 |
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Some pix of ye olde moto track:
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# ? May 25, 2017 16:51 |
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hot sauce posted:You should do an over exaggerated stupid/angry vlogger character and create intentionally bad lists that encourage YouTube arguments. I'd rather watch horrible advice then deal with the constant cuts to stupid clips and every vlogger's overly excited and annoying voice. If you really want to get views, rather than do a should I get a Dayonta/R6/Gixxer for my first bike and explain all the reasons it's a bad idea, make videos telling everyone what they want to hear. You NEED a liter bike for your first bike for safety reasons, the more fairings the better because you'll be more careful about dropping it, etc.
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# ? May 25, 2017 19:34 |
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tjones posted:The TT kicks off this weekend. Here is a video of the NW200. Cheers. Those dudes do NOT play. Peter Hickman wasn't doing as well as I had hoped tho.
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# ? May 25, 2017 20:39 |
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captainOrbital posted:Those dudes do NOT play. I recommend anyone watch the last superstock race, starting about 11:00 minutes in through the part 3 video. Both Seeley and that Irwin guy rode the absolute tits off those bikes.
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# ? May 26, 2017 00:59 |
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hot sauce posted:You should do an over exaggerated stupid/angry vlogger character and create intentionally bad lists that encourage YouTube arguments. I was thinking similar but the opposite. Be a calm normal guy talking rationally, but the entire time be riding like an adrenaline pumped dong.
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# ? May 26, 2017 02:44 |
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Dodge rider?
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# ? May 26, 2017 03:32 |
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Check out my new video: top ten best bikes to drive when you want to road rage.
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# ? May 26, 2017 04:56 |
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shacked up with Brenda posted:Some pix of ye olde moto track: That step up looks really fun! Any video?
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# ? May 26, 2017 05:09 |
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nsaP posted:I was thinking similar but the opposite. Be a calm normal guy talking rationally, but the entire time be riding like an adrenaline pumped dong. There's a channel called MCrider. Dude has the calmest demeanor. If you could combine that with the riding style of Dankwheelie I think you could have something. MCrider: https://m.youtube.com/user/kevinmorris22 Dankwheelie riding a H2 all out in traffic: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vRpnW03qo8E Carry a small bat or asp baton for windows and mirrors and you should be at a million subscribers in no time.
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# ? May 26, 2017 12:02 |
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loving craigslist thread got me all hot and bothered about VFR's again. Edit: apparently some particularly daft individual went and supercharged a 5th gen: http://www.vfrdiscussion.com/index.php?/forums/topic/31492-it-is-now-time-for-some-serious-modifications/& https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQslEkcwu7o 140HP AHAHAHAHA HOLY gently caress! GnarlyCharlie4u fucked around with this message at 18:22 on May 26, 2017 |
# ? May 26, 2017 16:02 |
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Sploosh.
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# ? May 26, 2017 17:26 |
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From 92 to 140 hp?
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# ? May 26, 2017 17:33 |
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Collateral Damage posted:From 92 to 140 hp? 146. Sorry I posted too soon:
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# ? May 26, 2017 18:14 |
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I wish the sound in that video were better cause the cam whine + supercharger whine rdb posted:Carry a small bat or asp baton for windows and mirrors and you should be at a million subscribers in no time. I have a bunch of busted tungsten carbide end mills that I sometimes think about grinding down into little cones and setting into the knuckles of my gloves
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# ? May 26, 2017 19:52 |
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Well that video led me to this, which has better sound in the second half. It also gets 170+ hp on the dyno. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPcFBgnSE7o
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# ? May 26, 2017 20:09 |
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Collateral Damage posted:Well that video led me to this, which has better sound in the second half. It also gets 170+ hp on the dyno. Funny how they had to put a supercharger on it just to get it to sound like a 5th gen. Edit: holy gently caress this dude is claiming 183HP AND OMG IT SOUNDS SO GOOOOOD! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UCsqSnF2BY
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:Funny how they had to put a supercharger on it just to get it to sound like a 5th gen. If honda ever get the shits with people complaining about the VFR's lack of power, they can always just mass produce this on the stock bikes...
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