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Cold on a Cob posted:he lost his life when he was almost dead anyway what? his family lost everything, the only person who might get any of the money is jesse, and that's because nobody still living knows he exists and assumes that walt left him some of the money somehow and what he always really wanted was to be successful without the charity of others, what he got was everything he ever worked for taken or destroyed by the nazis and/or the feds and a complete lack of respect for any of his accomplishments by anybody because it was obvious he was a monster
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Lysidas posted:there actually can be some relatively math involved in figuring out the best way to run a business or divide up resources I doubt it but I'm learning how to do that already and it is pretty cool
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carry on then posted:i would be okay with an mba
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:11 |
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Lysidas posted:there actually can be some relatively math involved in figuring out the best way to run a business or divide up resources imagine steve balmer doing the simplex method for project management resources and consider how likely that would be
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pseudorandom name posted:what? his family lost everything, the only person who might get any of the money is jesse, and that's because nobody still living knows he exists and assumes that walt left him some of the money somehow you and i must have watched a different final episode, did you miss the part where he sets up his ex and her husband to give walt jr his leftover barrel of money under threat of death by hitman? or where he admits to his wife that he did it all to feel powerful? or the bit where he kills all of his enemies? he doesn't get everything he ever wanted, agreed. but he gets far more than he ever deserved.
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Kilroy posted:I'd rather spend a winter in a remote secluded cabin with Larry Ellison than spend one day at Disneyland with Steve Ballmer same but Harlan Ellison
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SIGSEGV posted:imagine steve balmer doing the simplex method for project management resources and consider how likely that would be "[Ballmer is] also a numbers whiz, scoring a perfect 800 on the SAT math section."
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Cold on a Cob posted:you and i must have watched a different final episode, did you miss the part where he sets up his ex and her husband to give walt jr his leftover barrel of money under threat of death by hitman? or where he admits to his wife that he did it all to feel powerful? or the bit where he kills all of his enemies? completely forgot about the fake sniper and his ex, but his confession to skyler was him coming to terms with the fact that he was a terrible person and everything he'd done was for selfish delusions rather than any altruistic impulse towards his family and he wasn't triumphing over his enemies, he was barely sort of redeeming himself by going back to rescue the one person he completely hosed over the most
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pseudorandom name posted:completely forgot about the fake sniper and his ex, but his confession to skyler was him coming to terms with the fact that he was a terrible person and everything he'd done was for selfish delusions rather than any altruistic impulse towards his family and he wasn't triumphing over his enemies, he was barely sort of redeeming himself by going back to rescue the one person he completely hosed over the most fair enough i still think he "won" in that the final episode offers him a redemption of sorts e: i'm going to stop posting about this now because i'm sad how it ended and i'll never trust you again vince gilligan
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:35 |
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Pinterest Mom posted:"[Ballmer is] also a numbers whiz, scoring a perfect 800 on the SAT math section." ive never understood why this is special like congrats you can do remedial mathematics, why dont you go have a chat with the people who do international math comps in high school
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:39 |
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FamDav posted:ive never understood why this is special it's funny because he has a magna cum laude degree in math+economics from harvard, but writers will put his sat score in articles because nothing after high school matters
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Pinterest Mom posted:it's funny because he has a magna cum laude degree in math+economics from harvard, but writers will put his sat score in articles because nothing after high school matters because a perfect SAT math is impressive to the kind of people who read articles about ballmer
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:42 |
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just because you know math doesn't mean you know everything
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:46 |
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i am also currently writing a business book with two mbas and hoo boy i am struggling to reach the wordcount on every chapter because the ideas are really simple. then they come through and expand everything with jargon.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:56 |
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Phoenixan posted:just because you know math doesn't mean you know everything 1 + 360 = one
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:56 |
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get ready for the new xbox 4pi
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:59 |
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:get ready for the new xbox one 2
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:14 |
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duTrieux. posted:i wuold enjoy a day at disneyland with ballmer because even if he is insufferable you're still at disneyland ballmer wouldn't let you go on any rides that aren't made by microsoft
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:17 |
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The Management posted:I'm using my pen-s right now does it still have its own custom storage silo? microsoft got rid of theirs recently (misandry)
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:23 |
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Phoenixan posted:just because you know math doesn't mean you know anything
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:10 |
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SIGSEGV posted:imagine steve balmer doing the simplex method for project management resources and consider how likely that would be Pinterest Mom posted:it's funny because he has a magna cum laude degree in math+economics from harvard i actually can picture that as something that he would have likely done, treating project resources allocation as a purely mechanical process in terms of "put money and time in, get profit out" sounds like ballmer management i was thinking after posting that using something cut-and-dry like linear programming for resource allocation only works when you know exactly what you'll get out of one unit of input doesn't help when you can invest billions of dollars and get nothing out of it like windows 8 and xbone come to think of it stack ranking also has a kind of brutal economic efficiency to it, that also doesn't work because of negative effects that don't show up on paper (like people not liking to have to stab each other in the back to get ahead when they're supposed to be working as a team, maybe)
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:20 |
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uncurable mlady posted:because a perfect SAT math is impressive to the kind of people who read articles about ballmer welp
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:get ready for the new xbox 4pi shameful admission: i enjoy the halo games because i have no taste let's see: cortana: halo naked lady AI -> siri knockoff threshold: gas giant that the first halo game took place around -> codename for windows 9 maybe they'll name the next something xbox "xbox infinity" after the human ship in halo 4 "windows forerunner: halo edition" "xbox ℵ₀"
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:27 |
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oh windows 9 is getting announced tomorrow!
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:41 |
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seriously hoping that the actual name will turn out to be windows one
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:42 |
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or "windows th" i guess
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graph posted:tina fey is v pretty she also did voice work for the medieval madness pinball table
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Lysidas posted:there actually can be some relatively math involved in figuring out the best way to run a business or divide up resources hahahahahahahahaha you think a terminal preppie is going to deal with linear programming?
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Pinterest Mom posted:or "windows th" i guess
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Pinterest Mom posted:or "windows th" i guess
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I really hope they follow through with their new naming scheme. it should be windows 8.2. the new xbox should be xbox one.1 too
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:56 |
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xbox one plus one HD-but-for-real-this-time-maybe
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 02:17 |
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MBAs: John Smith went to college for football where he excelled. He scored perfect on his football theory course final exam. He knows every play and rule by heart. In football tactics he devised several plays that his professor said were the mark of a true savant. He spent a semester course abroad interviewing various famous NFL players on their theories and tactics. His senior seminar made national news. Yes Jon Smith graduated at the top of his football class. It was no surprise that upon graduation he was immediately drafted by the Dallas Cowboys as their new star quarter back. Despite John Smith never having actually played a day of football in his life, the coach and owner knew that with his credentials he'd be a winner. John Smith is 5'2 and 130 lbs.
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TerminalRaptor posted:MBAs: that's really sad, if only he knew he could sit in an office all day, wasting away while watching progress bars move across the screen. we need to get the message out about the glorious cj life more
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Cold on a Cob posted:you and i must have watched a different final episode, did you miss the part where he sets up his ex and her husband to give walt jr his leftover barrel of money under threat of death by hitman that scene Owned FamDav posted:ive never understood why this is special i think its some sort of weird targeting to other demographics that arent you its the same reason mcdonalds uses attractive urban hipsters to sell hamburgers
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 02:40 |
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i ate a mcdonald's cheeseburger just now. about once a year i get a craving.
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graph posted:its the same reason mcdonalds uses attractive urban hipsters to sell hamburgers But I'm pretty out of touch so what do I know. Is McDonald's going for some kind of ironic hipster hamburger eating angle? Like PBR but with fries and shakes? That could work I guess.
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 03:15 |
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But, if they're going for that angle then actually using hipster douchebags in their ads isn't going to work though. So either they haven't figured that out, or they're up to something else.
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 03:17 |
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duTrieux. posted:i ate a mcdonald's cheeseburger just now. about once a year i get a craving. This is acceptable
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I hadn't eaten at mcdonalds for about a year or so and decided to try it again and everything tasted like congealed salt but then i also think chipotle isn't very good either
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