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JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
It's pokémon. I hope someone told him

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Isn't Guzzler 3D Megadoodoo now?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

not even close lmao

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
this guess is powerfully incorrect

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
referencing the "im permabanned user..." guy:

Nuns with Guns posted:

I had no idea N. Stomper (1958) was actually active from 2009-2011... I figured it was either a made up username or one from 2005 or prior. Wtf was a 12 year old doing reading SA in 2009?

Kagaya Homoraisan posted:

getting prodromal schizophrenia, apparently

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
The "No, I am Spartacus!" scene except it's goons randomly accusing other goons of being Triticum Guzzler

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Baron von Eevl posted:

Isn't Guzzler 3D Megadoodoo now?

Look at this dumbass

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
WELL I DON'T FUCKIN KNOW JEEZE

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Empty Sandwich posted:

referencing the "im permabanned user..." guy:

lmao

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Jesus, thats giving Jerry Cotton a whole ton of credit

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Baron von Eevl posted:

WELL I DON'T FUCKIN KNOW JEEZE

At least it made for a funny forum quote :haw:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Someone report this incident to Jerry Cotton he'll laugh his rear end off

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol I saw this and thought



and then a little while later


Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
art

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Why did you post a picture of a totally normal skull sitting on top of some totally normal metal?

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Baron von Eevl posted:

Why did you post a picture of a totally normal skull sitting on top of some totally normal metal?

:eyepop:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Baron von Eevl posted:

Why did you post a picture of a totally normal skull sitting on top of some totally normal metal?

Brilliant :laffo:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



Jonny 290 posted:

do i have this right? the firm that spread lies and then made everybody eat poo poo was named Prager Metis?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Baron von Eevl posted:

Why did you post a picture of a totally normal skull sitting on top of some totally normal metal?

:five:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:goof: Stealing content from FYAD threads and reposting it elsewhere. User is a supreme dork. :goof:

TotallyNinjas posted:

every player gets their own server! some even get 2!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


:frogsiren: BONUS :frogsiren:

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

Jonny 290 posted:

There once was a Boer, very wealthy
Who did manage a takeover stealthy
He legalized jokes
and ran off all the wokes

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader



Jesus, even for SA goons' legendary failure to understand meter this is absurd.

Error five oh three backend is unhealthy that's 11 syllables my dude, not to mention the acCENTs landing incorrectly.

Hell it's not even that far off, here's A version (definitely not a good version, I'm no poeticistician):

There once was a Boer quite wealthy,
Who took over Twitter all stealthy,
He legalized jokes,
Then ran off the wokes,
Oops, "503: Backend unhealthy"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

SyNack Sassimov posted:

Jesus, even for SA goons' legendary failure to understand meter this is absurd.

Error five oh three backend is unhealthy that's 11 syllables my dude, not to mention the acCENTs landing incorrectly.

Hell it's not even that far off, here's A version (definitely not a good version, I'm no poeticistician):

There once was a Boer quite wealthy,
Who took over Twitter all stealthy,
He legalized jokes,
Then ran off the wokes,
Oops, "503: Backend unhealthy"

Hmm yes, when writing a funny limerick around an error message screenshot it is funnier to not actually use the error message screenshot

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

There once was a goon who cared
About poems whose meter was bad
They wanted the lines
To synch with the rhymes
Which caused them to get really mad.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




There once was a goon
Who realized far too late
This was a haiku

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
There once was a goon from Nantucket
rhymes rhymes ehh gently caress it

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

canyoneer posted:

when writing a funny limerick
around an error message
screenshot it is funnier
to not actually use the
error message screenshot

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

piss gently caress piss gently caress
piss gently caress piss gently caress, piss
gently caress piss gently caress piss gently caress
piss gently caress piss

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

piss gently caress piss gently caress
piss gently caress piss gently caress, piss
gently caress piss gently caress piss gently caress
piss gently caress piss

:hmmyes:

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

SyNack Sassimov posted:

Jesus, even for SA goons' legendary failure to understand meter this is absurd.

Error five oh three backend is unhealthy that's 11 syllables my dude, not to mention the acCENTs landing incorrectly.

Hell it's not even that far off, here's A version (definitely not a good version, I'm no poeticistician):

There once was a Boer quite wealthy,
Who took over Twitter all stealthy,
He legalized jokes,
Then ran off the wokes,
Oops, "503: Backend unhealthy"

It's funnier because there's a screenshot you humorousless goober

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

I have read
the posts
that were in
the quotes thread

and which
you were probably
assuming
were funny

Forgive me
they were atrocious
so dull
to behold

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



They should have sent a poet

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Baron von Eevl posted:

Isn't Guzzler 3D Megadoodoo now?

What the gently caress?

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Hey, you tell us, Guzzler

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

The Saddest Rhino posted:

They should have sent a poet

You know it

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tree Bucket posted:

Hey, you tell us, Guzzler

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
There once was a goon from that thread
Whose limericks always went dead
They'd start out just fine
But by the last line
They’d just sort of peter out with no sense of rhyme or meter or anything really

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Haha Jerry is a Guzzler

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
A goon decided he would
Format his posts in a way
That look vaguely like
Limerick style
Just to annoy everyone

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Karate Bastard posted:

Haha Jerry is a Guzzler

Mods please namechange to Titimilk Guzzler.

e: Actually no that's gross.

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