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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
She definitelyw atches it in a more of "laugh at these horrible" people way I'm just talking poo poo

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

i think its why one of her shows got canceled. I don't watch that poo poo but my wife does (because apparently she's trash) and said something about that

I could be wrong or misrepresenting it though IDK

No, that's what happened.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
So this is a thing:

https://vimeo.com/216906868

This Military-Grade Masturbation Device is Designed to Service Our Troops

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

God will no longer bless America

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Relatedly: drinking beers at the pool 7200 feet above the Lord's sea level and I didn't check whether my sunscreen is water proof.

First world problems

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Your pasty germanic rear end is getting skin cancer

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
i didnt want to clutter up CE with this but lol at this video, a guy saying what everyone is thinking

TK8325 posted:

Donnie Deutsch gettin pretty mad on Morning Joe today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AfFMuQhGKA&t=155s

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

tastefully arranged labia posted:

Your pasty germanic rear end is getting skin cancer

I lather up so thoroughly that people think I'm doing performance art or something.

It's like I'm the one guy in the city that wears a helmet while on a bicycle and everyone's calling me a dork

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Jokes aside, anyone that's lived up here for more than 6 months is basically condemned to skin cancer on account of four square inches on their neck being exposed

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
finally a mullet pays off

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1gl46hh3sQ

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
The thread title keeps making me think this is the Canadian forces thread. The content doesn't help that either.

Water777
Mar 19, 2015

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Relatedly: drinking beers at the pool 7200 feet above the Lord's sea level and I didn't check whether my sunscreen is water proof.

First world problems

not cool lord

Water777
Mar 19, 2015

A Bad Poster posted:

The thread title keeps making me think this is the Canadian forces thread. The content doesn't help that either.

Hep.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?


Are you a chat bot or what's your deal?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NKaqCnMNvA

:stare:

Water777
Mar 19, 2015
Drunk thread working you loving shithead. need a postal code?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Also: 'merica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-CjjcoTZ20

Water777
Mar 19, 2015
yeeps. sry.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
Washington is such a great state for beer, the wine here is pretty good too

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
https://clips.twitch.tv/OpenTangibleYakinikuM4xHeh

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug
Just spent a fine day at the local chicken wing festival. Spent the day drinking various regional tasty brews and eating numerous sauces and varieties of chicken wings.

I bought a bunch of spices and seasoning and decided to make chili when I got home. Brewed up a decent pot of goodness then proceeded to spill molten chili all over my chair/lap/balls.

Happy 4th! I need a fancy name for this dangerous chili.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
Ballblaster Chili

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

Ballblaster Chili

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Thats an interesting way to get something hot and wet on your crotch for the first time

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Booger Presley posted:

Just spent a fine day at the local chicken wing festival. Spent the day drinking various regional tasty brews and eating numerous sauces and varieties of chicken wings.

I bought a bunch of spices and seasoning and decided to make chili when I got home. Brewed up a decent pot of goodness then proceeded to spill molten chili all over my chair/lap/balls.

Happy 4th! I need a fancy name for this dangerous chili.

Ouch! My Balls!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Booger Presley posted:

Just spent a fine day at the local chicken wing festival. Spent the day drinking various regional tasty brews and eating numerous sauces and varieties of chicken wings.

I bought a bunch of spices and seasoning and decided to make chili when I got home. Brewed up a decent pot of goodness then proceeded to spill molten chili all over my chair/lap/balls.

Happy 4th! I need a fancy name for this dangerous chili.

Capsaicin Vasectomy?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Jerry Lee Lewis Chili, because it gives you great balls of fire?

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

redneck nazgul posted:

Jerry Lee Lewis Chili, because it gives you great balls of fire?

piiiiiiiiiissssss

Water777
Mar 19, 2015

redneck nazgul posted:

Jerry Lee Lewis Chili, because it gives you great balls of fire?

wercolme

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

redneck nazgul posted:

Jerry Lee Lewis Chili, because it gives you great balls of fire?

Chili Lee Lewis, come on.

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug
Mother of pearl. Chili was good, balls were scorched, hoping all is well tomorrow. We had wings that were so good that I almost ate my own knuckles/ how do fuckers cook this well?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/PersianRose1/status/881330662321655808

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
so today i learned that video game coaching is a thing apparently??

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

so today i learned that video game coaching is a thing apparently??



Coaching for the most popular competitive electronic gaming title on the planet? Yeah it is.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



You know you gonna die.... touch the last thing that gave you joy in your short little miserable life.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Coaching for the most popular competitive electronic gaming title on the planet? Yeah it is.

lol PRO COMPETITIVE videogames

that's like loving saying the smartest retard at the special olympics

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
they give out tens of millions of dollars in prizes for those tournaments

tens

of

millions

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Mike-o posted:

lol PRO COMPETITIVE videogames

that's like loving saying the smartest retard at the special olympics

You can even simulate playing a "popular competitive electronic gaming title" now as well

http://store.steampowered.com/app/408740/Pro_Gamer_Manager/

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FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
I tried to hate on pro gaming because lol @ the idea of grown adults playing children's games for money

then i remembered that is exactly what pro sports is

gently caress it nothing matters

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