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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

magiccarpet posted:

Cruel to make him wear attendance numbers every week

All In weekend is going to give him debilitating neck pain..... 😔

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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

I can't believe that the only young pillars that are left are 2 30-somethings.
Shut it all down. The pillars are broken, the temple has collapsed.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Ospreay is younger than half the pillars he is the temple the pillars are holding up

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Danny Garcia is a Real Pillar, Sammy was just for decoration

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

At least Darby Allin is still cool

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Sammy needs to bring back the panda hat

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

At least Darby Allin is still cool

Darby/Ospreay is going to reinvigorate my love of wrestling when it happens.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

sammy ricky etc might be some pillars but riho is the foundation

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

NienNunb posted:

Darby/Ospreay is going to reinvigorate my love of wrestling when it happens.

god that needs to be his first program

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

darby gonna take the stormbreaker like he's tumbling down mt. everest

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


STONE COLD 64 posted:

sammy ricky etc might be some pillars but riho is the foundation

riho is the rebar

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
havent watched since worlds end, do they still got ric flairs terrible energy drink branding all over their show

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


KungFu Grip posted:

havent watched since worlds end, do they still got ric flairs terrible energy drink branding all over their show

unfortunately yes, the cans are at least still on the announcer desk. I cant remember if they were still on the video boards

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Duke Pukem posted:

unfortunately yes, the cans are at least still on the announcer desk. I cant remember if they were still on the video boards

The cans are in the ring when The Bung Cucks are on the card

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



they got big rear end ric flairs on the trons, big rear end L imho

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."
Remember when WCW had surge all over the place. Now what if it was an even worse beverage

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

TelevisedInsanity posted:

Remember when WCW had surge all over the place. Now what if it was an even worse beverage

im sad vault didnt catch on

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

NienNunb posted:

Darby/Ospreay is going to reinvigorate my love of wrestling when it happens.

Goddrat I want to see this match

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Duke Pukem posted:

riho is the rebar

Her name is Rebel

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
when did the advertised Elimination Cage match get swapped to an Escape the Cage match

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Ex said something on Dynamite.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

KungFu Grip posted:

when did the advertised Elimination Cage match get swapped to an Escape the Cage match

wednesday

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

must have been getting mixed messages from this image then

https://twitter.com/DaxFTR/status/1751251025535652031

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

your fault for looking at the worst twitter acc in wrestlering

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
It changed from an Eliminatiom Match to an Escape the Cage Elimination Match. I assume over the week somebody had the idea for the Mark Briscoe finish.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Good news everyone, the failed promotions guy has solved all of tk's problems so the show will be good and we can all leave.


Eric Bischoff posted:

On a recent episode of his podcast, "83 Weeks," "Easy E", who often criticizes AEW, sees potential for Khan's promotion if artificial intelligence is used effectively. 

"I want you [Tony Khan] to think hard about incorporating the gift that is AI...Grock will book for you, ChatGPT will book for you, and you don't have to take all this abuse for putting up all this random s***, and having dream matches that make no sense, and people getting titles shots for whatever reason, and then complaining because somebody didn't use your scoring system that, by the way, you very rarely, if ever, use," Bischoff said. "If you have AI do your work for you, you've got a fresh set of eyes doing it."

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

MJeff posted:

It changed from an Eliminatiom Match to an Escape the Cage Elimination Match. I assume over the week somebody had the idea for the Mark Briscoe finish.

Apparently Black and Buddy didn't want to do a pinfall or submission job and are on their way to WWE.

Which is fine with me. House of Black has already become Julia and her muscle Brody King.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Malakai's contracted til like 2027 lol

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

1glitch0 posted:

Apparently Black and Buddy didn't want to do a pinfall or submission job and are on their way to WWE.

Which is fine with me. House of Black has already become Julia and her muscle Brody King.

...Garcia literally pinned Buddy last week.

ConsolidatedLard
Jun 27, 2020

1glitch0 posted:

Apparently Black and Buddy didn't want to do a pinfall or submission job and are on their way to WWE.
I get Malakai but the whole "Buddy won't do jobs" thing going around is weird. According to Cagematch he's had nine singles matches in AEW and he's only won two of them.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Gaz-L posted:

...Garcia literally pinned Buddy last week.

Who are you going to trust, your lying eyes or big dave

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
How many loses does broken hand brody have

Most Power Alex
Sep 2, 2023
I find it funny that Malakai is the worst part of his own stable.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
i saw that julia hart vs abadon match, you cant lie to me about Malakai being worse

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Wacky Malacky, leader of the House Of Hacks

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
more like the house of WHITE amirite folks

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
I love Buddy, especially the gassed the gently caress up Buddy in AEW - one of my faves since the WWE jobber days. If the wellness policy is still around (lol) he's gonna drop back down to like Drew Gulak size

Makes sense with his wife being Rhea; but he should of brought her to AEW, not the other way around; loving Coach Tony K, dropping the balls on every wrestling couple except Johnny MyWife & Taya

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
doesn't aew have Maria Kanellis and her husband mike?

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Dont forget Renee and Mox

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Btw is it just me or is it really stupid to run a main event of Swerve vs. Rob Van Dam without actually advertising the latter particularly when you're struggling to sell tickets.

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