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elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!

caps on caps on caps posted:

Not to disrupt the exciting Steuer&Abgabenchat in our German thread, but what is a good strategy to get good Stollen in a city?

In Berlin, I am aware of maybe two or three bakeries that actually bake their own stuff instead of selling dry Backwaren that the Großindustrie shat out. And in the supermarkt, everything is packed garbage as well.
Any hot Tipps for Stollen dealers?



Edit: Also applies to Baumkuchen, the king of Kuchen.

imo the stuff that gets sold as original dresdner stollen is usually as good as your average bäckerstollen. There are some bakeries who do really good ones but local bakeries can be a bit hit and miss when it comes to stollen. The closest one to my parents makes garbage stollen we avoid at all cost.

Some Cafe/Konditorei kind of places sell their own Baumkuchen too

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Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
Are stollen elitists worthy of the guillotine?

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Stollen ist disgusting, a blemish on the otherwise superior german Bäckerskunstkultur

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Mithaldu posted:

Are stollen elitists worthy of the guillotine?

oh absolutely

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Habt bitte mehr Mitleid für die armen, kranken Seelen, die sich mit Stollen abgeben während die Baumkuchen sprießen.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mithaldu posted:

how do you feel about the fortnite dance

I hate it op!!!!!

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Ich mag weder Kuchen noch Christstollen, AMA

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

ephex posted:

Ich mag weder Kuchen noch Christstollen, AMA

Hast Du meine Donauwelle und Muffins schonmal probiert?

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Das sieht alles fürchterlich süß aus :gonk:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Aber sieht nur so aus, man beißt rein und es entpuppt sich als dünne Gebäckhülle um einen massiven Klumpen Chilifüllung.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

My Lovely Horse posted:

Aber sieht nur so aus, man beißt rein und es entpuppt sich als dünne Gebäckhülle um einen massiven Klumpen Chilifüllung.

:devil:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Aber sieht nur so aus, man beißt rein und es entpuppt sich als dünne Gebäckhülle um einen massiven Klumpen Chilifüllung.

e: fuckin groundhog day forums

My Lovely Horse fucked around with this message at 13:07 on Nov 2, 2019

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Okay, so it looks like I'm not the only one who's experiencing the forums making GBS threads the bed the entire morning?
Every single post I make is greeted with that "bad gateway" message, even though the post apparently went through

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

What a loving fight

edit:
I guess the forums errors are now sending double-posts to multiple threads now? :stare:

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Nov 2, 2019

Aix
Jul 6, 2006
$10
stollen ist so ein trockener mist, lieber ess ich pures mehl. dachte immer das wär so ein relikt das nur leute essen die danach nostalgisch sind weil sie früher nichts anderes hatten
respekt das die dinger doch so beliebt sind, ich geb mir lieber spekulatius-twix

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Spekulatius Twix sind nichts gegen einen guten Marzipanstollen.

Leider hat der dafür verantwortliche Bäcker dieses Jahr dichtgemacht und ich sehe mich gezwungen, ohne Stollen die Feiertage überleben zu müssen.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
ive heard that germans gently caress the marzipan center in their stollen, its gross

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


What else is Marzipan if not a creamy nut

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

oliwan posted:

ive heard that germans gently caress the marzipan center in their stollen, its gross

Ne, ficken im Stollen ist in Österreich, OP

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Sereri posted:

Ne, ficken im Stollen ist in Österreich, OP

AufpASSen.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
Figures that the germany thread would be the one to discuss Stollen valour.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

aphid_licker posted:

What else is Marzipan if not a creamy nut
I like getting that nut cream all in my mouth!

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

aphid_licker posted:

What else is Marzipan if not a creamy nut

loving excellent!

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


aphid_licker posted:

What else is Marzipan if not a creamy nut

Sereri posted:

Ne, ficken im Stollen ist in Österreich, OP

Babies Getting Rabies posted:

Figures that the germany thread would be the one to discuss Stollen valour.

Kann gar nicht soviel leerzitieren wie ich möchte

Ritznit
Dec 19, 2012

I'm crackers for cheese.

Ultra Carp
I like Stollen and Baumkuchen both, but then again I have not met a Kuchen type I did not like so far.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer
Panettone is also good, even though I can't eat much of it. For some reason it fills up my stomach really fast. Luckily that stuff holds for loving ever, but still, this means I can buy maybe one Panettone per year and only if I'm willing to only eat Panettone for a week or two.

Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

Now that I think of it I like the idea of a soft, moist and Marzipany Stollen, but I never actually had a good one

what if

what if it doesnt exist






Baumkuchen on the other hand is very nice

Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

Much like our culture, our sweet Backwaren are dry, bland or from Austria

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Sereri posted:

Ne, ficken im Stollen ist in Österreich, OP
???

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Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Baumkuchen on the other hand is amazing

Zwille
Aug 18, 2006

* For the Ghost Who Walks Funny
Haven’t had Baumkuchen in forever and the love it’s getting here is kinda surprising. What’s so special about it?

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Zwille posted:

What’s so special about it?

A spit-roast is involved in its production.

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!
People would probably be praising any other type of Kuchen as well. It's good poo poo!

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Zwille posted:

Haven’t had Baumkuchen in forever and the love it’s getting here is kinda surprising. What’s so special about it?

man kann die spitzen bei edeka kaufen :v:

Zwille
Aug 18, 2006

* For the Ghost Who Walks Funny
So you‘re not even buying the good poo poo? :v: alright, imma check if the old school bakery in the Altstadt still operates and buy a Baumkuchen.

bronin
Oct 15, 2009

use it or throw it away

Libluini posted:

Panettone is also good, even though I can't eat much of it. For some reason it fills up my stomach really fast. Luckily that stuff holds for loving ever, but still, this means I can buy maybe one Panettone per year and only if I'm willing to only eat Panettone for a week or two.

Yeah Panettone is legit. Had some for breakfast today.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

There's Baumkuchen, and then there's Baumkuchen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALxaT5V1cAA

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Aus unserer unregelmäßigen Rubrik: "Jasper von Altenbockum oder nicht?"

quote:

Die Wähler sind der Souverän. So steht es im Grundgesetz. Dieses Land hat sich seit Jahrzehnten nach links bewegt – bezweifelt das jemand? Schaut euch an, wie das Land 1960 oder 1990 war. Viele Reformen waren richtig. Nun wollen immer mehr Wähler die Richtung ändern, sie haben Sehnsucht nach einer CDU, wie sie vor Merkel war, oder nach der SPD der Ära Brandt und Schmidt. Das ist ein legitimer Wunsch. Wer ihn ignoriert, muss sich damit abfinden, dass die AfD weiter gewinnt.

Warum laufen die Wähler weg? Ein Beispiel. Bei jungen Männern war die AfD in Thüringen besonders erfolgreich. Ich schlage CDU und SPD ein Experiment vor. Sagt, dass an allem, was falsch läuft, Frauen schuld sind. Macht „weiße Frau“ und „Frauennetzwerke“ zu Schimpfworten, sagt, dass Männer und nur Männer besondere Förderung brauchen. Und dann beobachtet, wie sich dies auf das Wahlverhalten von Frauen auswirkt.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Randler posted:

A spit-roast is involved in its production.
Between the Marzipanstollen talk and this, I think I'm starting to sense a theme re:good bakery goods.

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Eezee
Apr 3, 2011

My double chin turned out to be a huge cyst

Duzzy Funlop posted:

There's Baumkuchen, and then there's Baumkuchen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALxaT5V1cAA

Don't make me order Baumkuchen over the internet.

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