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Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Who looks at that and thinks "aw yeah, thats the stuff"?

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cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Maybe some guys like a rock hard titty with no give or squish :shrug:

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race
As someone who had a reduction for medical reasons the agony of natural big tiddies on my tiny spine was almost enough to drive myself to self mutilation, praying for cancer so I can get them lopped off and suicide (because also of gender dysphoria when u realize ur a guy/nb and have a body of the platonic idea of an hourglass sex icon).

The weight of large breasts on petite bodies is wake up screaming hell pain. They gave me valium to combat the spasms and opiates for the pain.

I mean I like a soft bouncy boobie when it's on someone who also enjoys owning and wearing them but those plastic garbage bags of silicone are.... Just.... I have no words.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

lt_kennedy posted:

As someone who had a reduction for medical reasons the agony of natural big tiddies on my tiny spine was almost enough to drive myself to self mutilation, praying for cancer so I can get them lopped off and suicide (because also of gender dysphoria when u realize ur a guy/nb and have a body of the platonic idea of an hourglass sex icon).

Buried the lead on this one, dude

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

lt_kennedy posted:

As someone who had a reduction for medical reasons the agony of natural big tiddies on my tiny spine was almost enough to drive myself to self mutilation, praying for cancer so I can get them lopped off and suicide (because also of gender dysphoria when u realize ur a guy/nb and have a body of the platonic idea of an hourglass sex icon).

The weight of large breasts on petite bodies is wake up screaming hell pain. They gave me valium to combat the spasms and opiates for the pain.

yup.

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race

ElGroucho posted:

Buried the lead on this one, dude

I miss my easy access to sweet lady opium from my previous gp and free drinks/SA forums account parlayed from dumb dumbs when I was a chick with the size J jugs but 1 kilo of flesh removed later...

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Fill the implants with helium and some of those ladies could fly.

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race

goatface posted:

Fill the implants with helium and some of those ladies could fly.

Up sequel looking bad

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

lt_kennedy posted:

Up sequel looking bad

Up XXX: Even the House is Horny

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
Who finds the butts that look like she's sitting on basketballs attractive? They look painful as hell.

ParserGirl
Jun 3, 2005

I never truly realized how important the nipple is when visually recognizing a breast.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
i wonder how they keep the boobs so orb like? i mean if some women get rippled breasts on smaller implants.. maybe they remove the muscle to get rid of that problem? also you know they didnt have enough skin to cover those implants. they probably had skin graft from some where else. there is also a pig skin graft that was on botched bodies to supplement skin, but its like expensive

and silicone doesnt even last forever! theyll have to swap those out in like 8 years

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Probably with skin flayed from Chinese political prisoners.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.




Butts aren't supposed to do that.

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?
might be a comfy cushion

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:

Picture taken moments before one of the implants does horrific recreation of This Causes An Error from classic Rise of the Triad.

If I wasn't at work, I'd draw a smiling silicone bag sailing thru the air yelling "I'm free!"

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
I was watching that Travel channel show with Josh Gates. In one of the shows, you could see his legs and I swear it looks like he has calf implants. Not judging, but I was wondering if any goons could shed some light on it. His IMDB is short on info, and google images just turns up a bunch of thirsty middle-aged housewives with screen grabs of his show posted to Pinterest.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

cinni posted:

pure terror

Good examples of why I believe porn should be illegal

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Fake tits are whatever, I don't begrudge people an increase or a reduction, nature can be cruel

But rear end implants? Just do some loving lunges and squats every day for a year, it's free

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

ElGroucho posted:

Fake tits are whatever, I don't begrudge people an increase or a reduction, nature can be cruel

But rear end implants? Just do some loving lunges and squats every day for a year, it's free

Growing up to have perfect 10 naturals is nothing to be proud of tbh, its no feat of yours, rather than your parents or entire lineage plus some lucky RNG.
Having poo poo breasts, saving up money and going through the ordeal of having them done, and further living with the stigma of having them had done, is far more respectable imho.

If we are talking about humanoid sized breasts that is.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
I did google calf implants, because honestly if people are implanting in lieu of muscle growth, they'd probably do it everywhere.




up to 6k for these

Not botched by any means, but I remember when I hit puberty I thought long and hard what made ladies legs sexy. Never figured it out but these people needed a boot of esteem for their legs. I wonder if the people who often get surgery have a "bootstrap your way out of ugliness" mentality.

Then i googled muscle implants because I wanted to see similar affects for the arms.




5k to 12 k for arm implants

Whole body transformation. I wonder if in a year the body will have re-adjusted back to something more paunchy.



And our own ken-doll apparently spent 20k on these back implants. They seem a little large??



honestly after looking at these I sort of get the appeal of synthol.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
just do steroids like normal people you fucks

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
do implants like that impede your ability to build actual muscles? it seems like they would

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

And our own ken-doll apparently spent 20k on these back implants. They seem a little large??



He really succeeded in getting his shoulders to look like they're from a cheaply articulated doll.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Calfs aren't even that hard to build up imo, poo poo you don't even need to go to gym for that.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

LordArgh posted:

just do steroids like normal people you fucks

You should check out the steroid thread in TCC (goons with spoons now)

...it's not always the answer.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012


This guy wasn't even far off from a good muscly look, a strict diet and regular exercise would put him there in under a year, and it would actually convince people.

Also this is a horrible ad for the clinic. The after pics are supposed to look good, no?

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Colonel Cancer posted:

Calfs aren't even that hard to build up imo, poo poo you don't even need to go to gym for that.

counterpoint, I've always had skinny calves and nothing short of focused weight training really works on them. Don't care anyway, as long as I can run fast and eat garbage.

Class Warcraft
Apr 27, 2006



I like that this guy, who probably already goes to the gym, opted to spend thousands of dollars to barely improve his muscle tone via surgery instead of just working slightly harder.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

AFewBricksShy posted:


Butts aren't supposed to do that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKBXaTKiHUg

Remy Ma posted:

And I saw Meek at All-Star -- he told me your rear end dropped
He couldn't gently caress you for three months because your rear end dropped
Now I don't think y'all understand how bad her rear end got
The implants that she had put in her rear end popped

Anyway, "Shether" is the best diss track of all time, and Nicki Minaj's rear end is gross.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Colonel Cancer posted:

Calfs aren't even that hard to build up imo, poo poo you don't even need to go to gym for that.

Yeah I've got massive calf muscles. Not that you can really see them because I'm fat. Which is why I have massive calf muscles.

e: Not that being fat automatically gives you Big Calves; you have to be fat and mobile.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Shout out to Remy Ma gang

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Calves and glutes are the hardest muscles to build especially if you weren't fat when you started working out. Arms and back are the easiest.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Things that are rad shouldn't be easy to get

Squat 'erry day, boys

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Hip thrust for glutes son :c00lbutt:

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Gaunab posted:

Calves and glutes are the hardest muscles to build especially if you weren't fat when you started working out. Arms and back are the easiest.

Dude, just ride a bike and your calves get jacked. I used to exclusively commute on bike and I basically had Popeye arms for legs.

cormorant
Nov 3, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEb-_mbkul0

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

lt_kennedy posted:

I miss my easy access to sweet lady opium from my previous gp and free drinks/SA forums account parlayed from dumb dumbs when I was a chick with the size J jugs but 1 kilo of flesh removed later...
I will buy you a drink now just to prove some men are so dumb that they do not even understand temporality.

pram
Jun 10, 2001

LordArgh posted:

just do steroids like normal people you fucks

lol

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I used to go to a gym where there was a guy who would do 45 minute sessions on a stair climber machine. His legs were bizarre looking.

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