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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

I like how the pentagram on the gun is only aligned the way the poster is framed, instead of how you'd hold it. what a lovely poster, looks like mondo garbage

BonoMan posted:

Well to be fair, in non-video-game-land, stark white robes are loving dumb for an assassin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi8vXOUi-eI&t=95s

got any sevens fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Nov 23, 2016

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

got any sevens posted:

I like how the pentagram on the gun is only aligned the way the poster is framed, instead of how you'd hold it. what a lovely poster, looks like mondo garbage

Looks like it'd be an upside down pentagram when held properly, maybe he's a satanic wolf cop?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

got any sevens posted:

I like how the pentagram on the gun is only aligned the way the poster is framed, instead of how you'd hold it. what a lovely poster, looks like mondo garbage

You wouldn't be able to see the pentagram when he was holding it. Because his hand would be in the way. That's how holding works.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋


https://youtu.be/KnsiZOJjfUg

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

lolled irl

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




I don't think that will help. Those things are wicked fast.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

flosofl posted:

I don't think that will help. Those things are wicked fast.

I bet a dog could outrun a xenomorph

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Improbable Lobster posted:

I bet a dog could outrun a xenomorph

Alien 3.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

That dog was ambushed :mad:

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Aww yeah, hope it's as good as Prometheus.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Syncopated posted:

Aww yeah, hope it's as good as Prometheus.

I hope it's better than Prometheus.

It's a new Alien movie, right?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Guy Goodbody posted:

It's a new Alien movie, right?
It's clearly titled Run, presumably a sequel to Ran.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Palpek posted:

It's clearly titled Run, presumably a sequel to Ran.

Prequel.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Run Alien Run

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The alien will jazz hand you to death, just like Captain Dallas.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Judging from articles about this movie, that poster was meant for Danny McBride. He said he's doing some running in this movie.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Syncopated posted:

Aww yeah, hope it's as good as Prometheus.

It could literally be a Xenomorph taking a 90 minute dump on camera and be better than Prometheus.

A Deacon
Nov 17, 2016

by exmarx

This looks nothing short of amazing. Alien Covenant & Blade Runner 2049 are the only two films that I'm really excited about next year. Hard R Sci-Fi done well is my poo poo.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

BonoMan posted:

It could literally be a Xenomorph taking a 90 minute dump on camera and be better than Prometheus.

I enjoyed Prometheus but I'm really hoping that it's the Alien sequel I've wanted. Not that Aliens isn't great but there aren't really any movies that do sci-fi horror like Alien did.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

I'm so happy there's an alien in the movie.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

This needs one of those animated posters where it's just the xenomorph slowly moving its head into the light.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010





Eep! The chemicals used for mining gold have not only made him bald, but mutated his arm too!



The trailer for this makes it seem very Game of Thrones.
https://twitter.com/NBCEmeraldCity/status/801506877884416000

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Basebf555 posted:

There's something about the costumes that rubs me the wrong way but I'm not enough of an expert to really explain why. They seem cheap, like they don't belong in a movie that probably cost 100+ million to make.

It's because they all look like they've just been taken out of plastic wrap. It's the idea of clothing, rather than the reality. Much like the movie - it's an idea of assassins, without any reality.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

It still kinda bugs me that the Assassin's Creed tagline is literally the title of the first Jojo opening.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Afriscipio posted:

It's because they all look like they've just been taken out of plastic wrap. It's the idea of clothing, rather than the reality. Much like the movie - it's an idea of assassins, without any reality.
I agree that it's more of an idea of a movie rather than a real movie.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Calico Heart posted:

Please stop all this unimportant babbling and tell me more about Monster Trucks, the $150 million dollar movie about an alien truck that has been in production since 2014 and has already been written off as a loss.

How does this happen?


2014-"Make a movie about a alien that infests a truck!"
"Great!"

*A year later, after making a whole movie with CGI alien*

2015-"Holy poo poo, that CGI alien is terrifying! Completely redo it."

*A year later. after re-making a whole movie with CGI alien*

2016-"Holy poo poo, that CGI alien looks lovely! Completely redo it."
"Sir, we've already spent 150 million dollars."
" ... gently caress."

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



The MSJ posted:


The trailer for this makes it seem very Game of Thrones.
https://twitter.com/NBCEmeraldCity/status/801506877884416000

That trailer has a completely different tone than the poster.

I'll admit, I can see the appeal of grimdark reinterpretation of the Wizard of Oz, but I'm also absolutely certain NBC will not stick the landing.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

flosofl posted:

That trailer has a completely different tone than the poster.

I'll admit, I can see the appeal of grimdark reinterpretation of the Wizard of Oz, but I'm also absolutely certain NBC will not stick the landing.

It's a 10 episode season & every episode is directed by Tarsem Singh

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Hat Thoughts posted:

It's a 10 episode season & every episode is directed by Tarsem Singh

OK, now I'm much more interested.

Dude can't tell a story, but his shots and framing and use of light and colors are like crack for the eyeballs.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

flosofl posted:

I'll admit, I can see the appeal of grimdark reinterpretation of the Wizard of Oz, but I'm also absolutely certain NBC will not stick the landing.

Aka "The rights to Wicked were too expensive."

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


A Deacon posted:

This looks nothing short of amazing. Alien Covenant & Blade Runner 2049 are the only two films that I'm really excited about next year. Hard R Sci-Fi done well is my poo poo.
I'm currently reading another book written by Lem (Eden) and I just wish they made more of them into movies because they'd all make some great hard sci-fi flicks.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Davros1 posted:

2014-"Make a movie about a alien that infests a truck!"
"Great!"

*A year later, after making a whole movie with CGI alien*

2015-"Holy poo poo, that CGI alien is terrifying! Completely redo it."

*A year later. after re-making a whole movie with CGI alien*

2016-"Holy poo poo, that CGI alien looks lovely! Completely redo it."
"Sir, we've already spent 150 million dollars."
" ... gently caress."

Isn't the entire source of that "the CGI was redone completely because the children in test audiences were pissing themselves in fear" rumor a single anonymous Reddit comments post?

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

Guy Mann posted:

Isn't the entire source of that "the CGI was redone completely because the children in test audiences were pissing themselves in fear" rumor a single anonymous Reddit comments post?

ya its absolutely bs

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Palpek posted:

I'm currently reading another book written by Lem (Eden) and I just wish they made more of them into movies because they'd all make some great hard sci-fi flicks.

We need some Ijon Tichy sci-fi comedy movies.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Fivehead's boots are just rainboots with rounded V's cut out at the top, right?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
They look like boots from the "my first pony" section of a dressage store.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


DarkSol posted:

We need some Ijon Tichy sci-fi comedy movies.
Well, they actually somewhat tried:



and failed.

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DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Palpek posted:

Well, they actually somewhat tried:



and failed.

I'm not sure what to think of that other than it sounds horrible.

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