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Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


dude looks like a henchman that james bond kills off in an intense fight just as the climax is kicking into gear, possibly even the guy who one ups bond and presents him to the real villain

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

makin' my way downtown, poopy rear end, fart and poo poo and i'm homebound.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

big time lamos for that picture. hoo boy that Owns

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

fits my needs posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/AP/status/880093701426511872

don't mess with where a man gets his maple syrup I guess

e: oh wait the dude used to eat on his gf. I guess it's ok then
What's wrong with a little oral reciprocation?

Oh wait you meant "dude used to beat on his gf"

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


mrbradlymrmartin posted:

isnt that illegal

It's whatever you want it to be.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Can't see the back of his head to check for the barcode

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Potato Salad posted:

It's whatever you want it to be.

:thejoke:

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


slouch posted:

(in texas) my gf applied for obamacare after doing canvassing work getting other people signed up. her income was too low to qualify for the ACA subsidies, with the idea being that the state is supposed to provide medicaid to her. texas doesnt give you medicaid unless you are like disabled (?) or a parent, so she was just uninsured lol. i think rick perry turned down a bunch of medicaid funding because he didnt like obama.

i think there are like a million texans in the same situation so gently caress this dumb statistic

If Roberts hadn't rewritten the ACA by making up some constitutional bullshit, something like 14M more people would be covered by Medicaid right now and the exchanges would be healthier since the poorer and generally sicker people wouldn't be trying to rely on them.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

murked by dragon posted:

big time lamos for that picture. hoo boy that Owns

yeah he missed lol :smugdog:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Monkey Fracas posted:

Can't see the back of his head to check for the barcode

lol if you think the simulation we're all in lets us see our barcodes

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

I know this gets said a lot but this is 100% a dril tweet

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
My dad tried to take me to Catholic church but my mom wouldn't go, then he switched to a "non denominational bible based" evangelical church and she bought into it but it was the dumbest poo poo ever. Things I remember from it:

- Being awoken from a nap by the pastor yelling "MUTUAL MASTURBATION IS SEX" in what turned out to be a sermon on poo poo young people are doing that he thinks is sex but they don't.

- Feeling very :whitewater: when pastor did the supply side jesus sermon about how that whole "harder for a rich man to get into heaven than get a camel through the eye of the needle" thing with an hour long soothing of white rich people's feelings by telling them how the Eye of the Needles was actually just a small hole in the wall of Jerusalem and they didn't need to not be rich assholes, they just need to kneel to Jesus lmao

- Various sermons that explained bible stuff through conspiracy theories and Dan Brown novel poo poo, often used to explain how very clearly liberal policies in the bible meant something else

- Fingering my girlfriend on a trip to a christian rock festival at The Gorge in eastern WA

Intel&Sebastian has issued a correction as of 18:02 on Jun 28, 2017

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

brugroffil posted:

If Roberts hadn't rewritten the ACA by making up some constitutional bullshit, something like 14M more people would be covered by Medicaid right now and the exchanges would be healthier since the poorer and generally sicker people wouldn't be trying to rely on them.

america :911:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Gringostar posted:

lol if you think the simulation we're all in lets us see our barcodes

lol u think this experiment is simulated

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
nice smile ivanka

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/880105916057755649

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

We live in the dumbest time line.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

its sad that we'll never see ivanka's big boobs again cause she a dignitary now

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Intel&Sebastian posted:

My dad tried to take me to Catholic church but my mom wouldn't go, then he switched to a "non denominational bible based" evangelical church and she bought into it but it was the dumbest poo poo ever. Things I remember from it:

- Being awoken from a nap by the pastor yelling "MUTUAL MASTURBATION IS SEX" in what turned out to be a sermon on poo poo young people are doing that he thinks is sex but they don't.

- Feeling very :whitewater: when pastor did the supply side jesus sermon about how that whole "harder for a rich man to get into heaven than get a camel through the eye of the needle" with an hour long soothing of white rich people's feelings by telling them how the Eye of the Needles was actually just a small hole in the wall of Jerusalem and they didn't need to not be rich assholes, they just need to kneel to Jesus lmao

- Fingering my girlfriend on a trip to a christian rock festival at The Gorge in eastern WA

it wasn't mutual so you didn't have sex

or did she give you a handy and you're dammed for all time now

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Gardner basically turned his phones off weeks ago, I'm guessing they get removed before he comes home this weekend but still, good on them
https://twitter.com/JStein_Vox/status/880050569704075264

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Brother Friendship posted:

dude looks like a henchman that james bond kills off in an intense fight just as the climax is kicking into gear, possibly even the guy who one ups bond and presents him to the real villain

They should make a movie about him

(Seriously there's talk of a James Bond Cinematic Universe as of today, make a spinoff of this guy)

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

She wants the (sau)D

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Mr. Jive posted:

I know this gets said a lot but this is 100% a dril tweet

you're right and I'll be watching for this

why does the style seem to sync up so well


"Mr. President calm down no one is telling you to log off"

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

GobiasIndustries posted:

Gardner basically turned his phones off weeks ago, I'm guessing they get removed before he comes home this weekend but still, good on them
https://twitter.com/JStein_Vox/status/880050569704075264

i mean yeah thses people will be on the streets and dying pretty quickly if the vote passes no poo poo they are still there, stein.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

That DICK! posted:

its sad that we'll never see ivanka's big boobs again cause she a dignitary now

There's plenty of better boobs out there to see, many for only $1

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

nite crew

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Iron Crowned posted:

There's plenty of better boobs out there to see, many for only $1

lol if you pay for porn

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


:laffo:

quote:

"Sunday Night with Megyn Kelly" continued its downward trajectory in the Sunday overnight ratings this week, with the new NBC news series slipping to a new low in both the key demo and total viewers.

Airing at 7 p.m., Kelly averaged a 0.4 rating in adults 18-49 and 3.4 million viewers, according to Nielsen data. That is down from a 0.5 and 3.6 million viewers last week's episode, which featured her highly-controversial interview with InfoWars founder Alex Jones.

In the timeslot, Kelly again lost out to CBS' "60 Minutes," which was down from its last new episode on June 11 but still drew a 0.7 and 7.2 million viewers. She was also outpaced in both measures by a rerun of "America's Funniest Home Videos" (0.7, 3.9 million) on ABC.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/880108532208676866

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
i wish i was a saudi prince so i could just tear up sand dunes in an elite sports car and shoot my ak47 into the air whenever i felt the slightest pang of any sort of emotion

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




TRUMP159: It's going to great

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

murked by dragon posted:

i wish i was a saudi prince so i could just tear up sand dunes in an elite sports car and shoot my ak47 into the air whenever i felt the slightest pang of any sort of emotion

also have a bunch of slaves

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Great cuts, the best cuts. Many people are saying they've never seen cuts like these before.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
its going to great

bigly

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/TIME/status/879908482144665600

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Gringostar posted:

also have a bunch of slaves

There's a Clinton Foundation/Global Initiative joke in here somewhere but I can't make it work.

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

i hear lamp posts are impartial

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