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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

triple sulk posted:

amazing that this bill is gonna fail a third fuckin time lol forever

i'm excited about the HFC continuing to suggest taht they can't vote for the senate bill because its not nearly death culty enough

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





ArmZ posted:

b.. but.. turtles can't move that fast!!!!! he'll die!!!!!!

lol

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Schnorkles posted:

=i was nearly murdered itt for suggesting that republicans had no idea how to govern and it would not actually be a libertarian hellscape by this time.

cucksandra

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



looks like Energy Week is going about as well as I expected

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Schnorkles posted:

i have a colleague who opposed obamcare for "Religious reasons." ( :confused: :confused: ) that mysteriously went away right after he got a 30k medical bill for his son gettin a virus in his heart.

only thing i can think of is some form of turbo-calvinism with a very extreme interpretation of pre-destination (read: god is literally behind everything that happens in my life good and bad therefore trying to fight it is like going against god's will)

i leave the myriad of theological problems this brings as an exercise to the reader

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

why would you do this

why

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

yes
logic has no home here, in the land of sophistry

dont u go thinkin u too sophistrated for me sugar ill show u a thing or two

Serf
May 5, 2011


Schnorkles posted:

i enjoy how paul ryan's brand new brilliant talkin point about the AHCA is "WE'RE INCREASING FREEDOM AND REMOVING THE TYRANNY OF INSURANCE FROM RED BLOODED AMERICANS"

soon they'll be freeing americans from their red blood

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Schnorkles posted:

=i was nearly murdered itt for suggesting that republicans had no idea how to govern and it would not actually be a libertarian hellscape by this time.

the secretaries are taking care of that my man, no worries. soon we'll all be able to own our own sludge farms populated by Devosian educations.

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

MAGA Warlord posted:

jesus christ, I just found out that Donald Trump is president. what the gently caress

The Year: 2022

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Schnorkles posted:

=i was nearly murdered itt for suggesting that republicans had no idea how to govern and it would not actually be a libertarian hellscape by this time.
:vd: snorkel you dont let me breath unless i swim at the top that aint no fun !!! ; )

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





wtf why does the d&d chat thread ban video games :chloe:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Chokes McGee posted:

why would you do this

why

realistically because they have to

theoretically because they have until august and then reconciliation instructions expire.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

:vd: snorkel you dont let me breath unless i swim at the top that aint no fun !!! ; )

i have no idea what this means but hell yeah

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

juche avocado posted:

wtf why does the d&d chat thread ban video games :chloe:

wtf why does the d&d chat poster post in trump thread :sad:

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Chokes McGee posted:

why would you do this

why

20 million people aren't going to give up health insurance on their own!

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/880101987060240384

How.....morally Saudi of him lol

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



juche avocado posted:

wtf why does the d&d chat thread ban video games :chloe:

tabletop only, chummer

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Schnorkles posted:

i have no idea what this means but hell yeah

language is a virus, catch it!

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

ArmZ posted:

b.. but.. turtles can't move that fast!!!!! he'll die!!!!!!

I like to imagine McConnell as a Koopa Troopa susceptible to the knock-over-and-slide move with a bunch of goombas lined up behind him

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Ekster posted:

only thing i can think of is some form of turbo-calvinism with a very extreme interpretation of pre-destination (read: god is literally behind everything that happens in my life good and bad therefore trying to fight it is like going against god's will)

i leave the myriad of theological problems this brings as an exercise to the reader

he's some form of homegrown evangelical though, not sure that calvinism is actually there. i suppose i could ask him about his views on predestination though

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

punchymcpunch posted:

tabletop only, chummer

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Schnorkles posted:

realistically because they have to

theoretically because they have until august and then reconciliation instructions expire.

hoo boy

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

juche avocado posted:

wtf why does the d&d chat thread ban video games :chloe:

You can't play a video game and chat at the same time, idiot!!!! You need to put a hundred and ten percent of your concentration into the game!

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

saudi love to party

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

juche avocado posted:

but to what end

is there a magic threshold number between 0 and ~20 million that isn't so bad

if dems were smart (lol) they would be talking this angle up

"republicans are trying to only kick 20 million people off their healthcare instead of 21, we would like it if they didn't kick anyone off but you chose to vote for con men so :shrug:"

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Chokes McGee posted:

They did

It caused him to melt down during the debates

It didn't matter

They didn't enough. Lumpen Republicans are monarchists deep down. They just want a big strong father figure. gently caress the details.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

juche avocado posted:

wtf why does the d&d chat thread ban video games :chloe:

d&d is bad mate

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

galenanorth posted:

I like to imagine McConnell as a Koopa Troopa susceptible to the knock-over-and-slide move with a bunch of goombas lined up behind him

and those Goombas are the members of the House

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i honestly don't think they have the time tbh

they have to: prevent the country from defaulting, pass a budget, confirm a new FBI director, announce their tax plan in the next month. Not sure there's room for healthcare in that.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

galenanorth posted:

I like to imagine McConnell as a Koopa Troopa susceptible to the knock-over-and-slide move with a bunch of goombas lined up behind him

except that you don't get a one up mushroom at the end because that's part of universal healthcare

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Schnorkles posted:

i honestly don't think they have the time tbh

they have to: prevent the country from defaulting, pass a budget, confirm a new FBI director, announce their tax plan in the next month. Not sure there's room for healthcare in that.

my hope it that trump'll veto everything unless they start with healthcare.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Schnorkles posted:

realistically because they have to

theoretically because they have until august and then reconciliation instructions expire.

Yo, the senate is full calvinball these days.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Gringostar posted:

d&d is bad mate

SO are dogs and anime, but I get probated every time I remind people of that

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

mcconnell is like the skeleton koopa troopa you can never truly kill

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Iron Crowned posted:

SO are dogs and anime, but I get probated every time I remind people of that

u should get probated for saying dogs are bad

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I'm a gamer and a d&d poster.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Schnorkles posted:

i honestly don't think they have the time tbh

they have to: prevent the country from defaulting, pass a budget, confirm a new FBI director, announce their tax plan in the next month. Not sure there's room for healthcare in that.

They're not going to do any of these regardless of time because they're all squabbling petty dickheads that aren't interested in governing

which I guess makes it more likely they won't get it done by Friday yeah

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



bad and bougie :vince:

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