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I think you mean Uber but for murder
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Morder Alternatively, hënkër
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Feb 26, 2020 18:06
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Zwille posted:Mørder ftfy
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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https://twitter.com/AndreasKemper/status/1232638373732458497
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Good news, everyone! The Verfassungsschutz has recognized the core issue of right-wing extremism and will take counter-measures.
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Feb 26, 2020 19:42
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Sereri posted:I think you mean Uber but for murder I'm calling dips on the low income market segment. Using off the shelf supplies(Blechcontainer + string + second-hand boulder) we can deliver a comparable experience at a fraction of the costs of UberDeath. Würdevoll sterben für den kleinen Geldbeutel von heute
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GABA ghoul posted:I'm calling dips on the low income market segment. Using off the shelf supplies(Blechcontainer + string + second-hand boulder) we can deliver a comparable experience at a fraction of the costs of UberDeath. Würdevoll sterben für den kleinen Geldbeutel von heute Killing low income people is dangerously close to Sozentum. 
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In the grim future of neo-dieberalism there will be no Altenheime, only LINKS low income no kill shelter
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My assisted suicide startup is going to be called zeter-und-mord.io
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Randler posted:Good news, everyone! So, Verfassungsschutz to start recruiting gamers then?
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Can't wait for the future where "having a gamer moment" means being a V-mann in this country
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Dommolus Magnus posted:So, Verfassungsschutz to start recruiting gamers then? Counter-measures, not CounterStrike.
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Feb 27, 2020 10:54
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Dominions 6: Pretenders of Thuringa
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Feb 27, 2020 11:55
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my current distance to several known infected coronavirus patients
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Feb 27, 2020 12:11
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Mithaldu posted:Let's cuddle!
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Impressively quick virus if it can do 8 km in 1 3/4 hours. Does the virus have a driver's license? It may already be too late.
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I live several floors up so even if it gets here quick it'll have to work a little. Meanwhile in Bavaria: https://www.sueddeutsche.de/bayern/coronavirus-bayern-muenchen-newsblog-1.4775078 quote:Ein infizierter Mann hat sich am Samstagabend in Neu-Ulm den Film "Bad Boys for Life" angeschaut. Von den 138 Besuchern im Saal könnten sich einige angesteckt haben.
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Feb 27, 2020 13:01
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Bad boys, bad boys Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do When they come for you
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Feb 27, 2020 13:03
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Also, maybe don’t watch bad movies.
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Feb 27, 2020 13:04
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No white pixel, get that imposter outta here
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Feb 27, 2020 13:39
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Sereri posted:No white pixel, get that imposter outta here haha, wie meinen? und: https://twitter.com/ApothekerDer/status/1222590564585103360
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Feb 27, 2020 14:07
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Coronavirus, na und, man wischt einfach oben mit der Limette ab und schon ist alles desinfiziert
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Weiß jemand, ob es eine Reiserücktrittversicherung gibt, die im Fall von politischen Reisebeschränkungen eintritt? Ich soll Anfang April in die Staaten fliegen und würde das gerne absichern.
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Honj Steak posted:Weiß jemand, ob es eine Reiserücktrittversicherung gibt, die im Fall von politischen Reisebeschränkungen eintritt? Ich soll Anfang April in die Staaten fliegen und würde das gerne absichern. The (slightly illegal) solution would be to ask your doc if he can write you a note that you’re sick, but please don’t do this as it‘s not kosher at all but it would probably work. (Keep in mind I’m neither a lawyer, doctor or travel agent)
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Was genau meinst du mit "politischen Reisebeschränkungen"? Grundsätzlich versichern dich Reiserücktrittsversicherungen nur gegen deine eigenen Probleme, im Normalfall nur gegen (deine eigene) Krankheit. Bei Reisewarnungen des Auswärtigen Amts verlieren sie meistens sogar komplett ihre Gültigkeit, aber wenn die Warnung erst nach deiner Buchung ausgesprochen wurde, muss afaik sowieso dein Reiseanbieter kostenfrei stornieren.
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Evtl. ist das ein Fall, wo man jdf. tlw. Rückzahlungen unmittelbar aus dem Gesetz rauskriegen könnte. Evtl. aus Wegfall der Geschäftsgrundlage, Unmöglichkeit oder ggf. Reiserecht, wenn das eine entspr. Reiseleistung ist. Vielleicht hast Du Glück und das ist bei frag einenanwalt oder einer Verbraucherzentrale ergoogelbar.
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Randler posted:Dominions 6: Pretenders of Thuringa You're not trolling are you, Randler? I heard your lord and master Francis, first of his name, has issued a most holy commandment relating to that topic. A commandment you are compelled to follow. (Due to some ancient pagan blood magic, I'm sure.)
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Dommolus Magnus posted:You're not trolling are you, Randler? I heard your lord and master Francis, first of his name, has issued a most holy commandment relating to that topic. A commandment you are compelled to follow. (Due to some ancient pagan blood magic, I'm sure.) I'm excommunicated, fam. *clicks Inkubus Sukubus playlist*
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Mithaldu posted:The dude who drove his car into a crowd in Volkmarsen and injured 30 people is called Maurice P and mumbled about being "in the news paper soon" as he was brought to the psych clinic. German citizen. Appears to have targeted children. Small update on this: Most news sources are keeping rather mum, and RTL stands by what they reported and claim they've talked to people in his environment, who paint a picture of a dude who drank everyday and couldn't function at all in society, unable to follow job orders (and thus keep a job), unable to socially interact well even in a Rewe.
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Why is Jan calling me a Fleischhauer?! That’s how Twitter works, right??
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The competition is already in Corona lockdown and our firm strongly suggests/voluntells home office.
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The company I work at had a round mail with an excerpt from the BZgA printed in the local newspaper basically telling people to wash their hands and stop sneezing into each other's mouths. Also one person in the office ordered a package of those masks for themselves, so seems like people are getting worried here. Knowing my luck, I will probably have to show up even if everyone else gets told to stay home, though at least I will be alone then
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Welp, saw the first face mask at Lidl
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My job: please practice proper hygiene and especially wash your hands! also my job: no there will be no warm water in staff bathrooms because that falls outside of specifications
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We just got "if you've been to Italy and are feeling sick, congrats, you're doing home office for the next two weeks". And a Reiseverbot to Asia but that only affects execs.
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Drone posted:And a Reiseverbot to Asia but that only affects execs. just? we had this for a week now
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Drone posted:We just got "if you've been to Italy and are feeling sick, congrats, you're doing home office for the next two weeks". And a Reiseverbot to Asia but that only affects execs. We got "take your laptops home in case the location needs to switch to home office if an infection should become known". The actual logistical disruptions so far have been fairly übersehbar in the past couple of weeks, but this week, poo poo is starting to actually hit the fan.
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