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Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois
I got a McGangbang for lunch today.



It was probably a bad idea, it feels like a lead brick in my gut.

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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Minarchist posted:

I got a McGangbang for lunch today.



It was probably a bad idea, it feels like a lead brick in my gut.

Actually I think it was a splendid idea, great post. Voting the thread 5 even I'm sure I already did so it won't count anyway.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Nothing wrong with McGangbangs.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Minarchist posted:

I got a McGangbang for lunch today.



It was probably a bad idea, it feels like a lead brick in my gut.

:aaaaa: I never even thought about trying that, it looks delicious!

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
:eyepop: what all is on that? could you round it out with a filet-o-fish?

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Shut up about fish already.

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

Nooner posted:

:aaaaa: I never even thought about trying that, it looks delicious!

Libelous Slander posted:

:eyepop: what all is on that? could you round it out with a filet-o-fish?

It's a McChicken sandwich stuck in between the patties of a McDouble or a Double Cheeseburger. I take the bottom bun off the McChicken because that's a lot of bread. The Hot and Spicy McChicken makes it a Mexican Gangbang :v:

As for throwing a fish patty on there, it might work if you just use a single cheeseburger or maybe a bacon cheeseburger. After a point a burg can get TOO big and fall apart on you.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Norns posted:

Shut up about fish already.

Read the thread title or bust, champ

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I wanna do that but with Wendy's .

butros
Aug 2, 2007

I believe the signs of the reptile master



where is this gif from i must know

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Libelous Slander posted:

:eyepop: what all is on that? could you round it out with a filet-o-fish?

do not ask questions which answers cannot be contained in the minds of man

you toy with powers beyond all comprehension

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAQqdf2hlek

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Enourmo posted:

do not ask questions which answers cannot be contained in the minds of man

you toy with powers beyond all comprehension

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAQqdf2hlek

yesssssssssss

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

butros posted:

where is this gif from i must know

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucas_Bros._Moving_Co.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
So, someone had mentioned SmashBurger as a pretty good place to burg, and we just had one open here a few months ago, just now got around to trying it today.

Wish I had pics but my phone was dead and I was at work :(

Anyway, I had the BBQ bacon cheddar smash and it was a very goddamn good burg. Also, their fries were awesome - they were glazed with olive oil and very liberally hit with rosemary and while that was a little unexpected, god drat it was good.

Highly recommend, as long as you're okay with paying $10+ for a burg and fries. IMO it was worth it and better than any burger joint around here.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Yeah loving love me some SmashBurger. I got a classic the other day actually.

The shoestring fries with fry sauce are the best.


Dammit now I want SmashBurger, and its 1am.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
goona get a george foreman grill and grill up some furgs on it. GFGFs motherfuckers.

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?
George foreman grills make everything as dry as a nun's oval office. Don't do it

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
that should be their new marketing slogan. I could see george delivering a showy hook while saying "my grill will make everything as dry as a nun's oval office"

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Sizone posted:

goona get a george foreman grill and grill up some furgs on it. GFGFs motherfuckers.

Oh please do this.

Im sure the results are going to be great.

kloa
Feb 14, 2007


Norns posted:

Oh please do this.

Im sure the results are going to be great.

it is better to have burged and used a george forman, than to have never burged

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Norns posted:

Oh please do this.

Im sure the results are going to be great.

Your saltiness over a type of burger you don't agree with is getting worn out kid. Maybe you should take a break from posting if you're going to be so upset.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

K

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Big Willy Style posted:

George foreman grills make everything as dry as a nun's oval office. Don't do it

If this happened, then you left them in there way too long, cook better.

e: VV also you could just shut the gently caress up and never post again.

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Jun 7, 2015

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Also maybe we could avoid the word 'oval office' in future discussions

Brand New Malaysian Wife
Apr 5, 2007
I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Charles Bukowski posted:

I had some good rare burgs in Cuba.

I'm going to Cuba soon, where can I find the good burgs please

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

Sizone posted:

goona get a george foreman grill and grill up some furgs on it. GFGFs motherfuckers.

Real talk: I have a GF and they grill certain things pretty OK - but burgers is not one of them. You end up with a very bland and not very juicy burger.

George Foremans do sausage-like products quite well: brats, hotdogs and the like turn out nice but it can't handle the god-tier of grill foods.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Thunder Moose posted:

but it can't handle the god-tier of grill foods.

watermelon?

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

Fetus Tree posted:

watermelon?

Probably not that either - any high moisture food without casing is going to suffer.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Thunder Moose posted:

Probably not that either - any high moisture food without casing is going to suffer.

that was not my point ><

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

Chinatown posted:

Get the spicy Stubbs that poo poo is perfecto.

It's my personal favorite too - but Honey Pecan blew me away with the flavors it was packing, it definitely has it's place. I have yet to be disappointed by any product made by Stubbs.

Fetus Tree posted:

that was not my point ><


Oh

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

George Foreman grills make a p god drat solid furg tbh

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



TFW you think you see a smashburger but then it turns out to be a gamestop

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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GiantAmazonianOtter posted:

I'm going to Cuba soon, where can I find the good burgs please

I assume you're going to be in Veradero because why the hell wouldn't you be. Here's what I did:

"Drink a poo poo ton of free rum and then stagger down the street till like.. Just before Cali 23 I think, and there's a burger place on the right. Might not be as far as Cali 23, is that still the famous one with the block parties and the big bar on the corner? But anyway this place I went to is on the right side of the street towards the market, but no where near as far as that. Got a rare burger and a beer for a buck. Sat beside a family, all the kids were drinking beers too. It was pretty cool. You can also buy pizza's there for a dollar, fold em in half and then walk down the street with em like the fat anglo piece of poo poo you feel like in beautiful Cuba. Enjoy my friend, its lovely."

Oh poo poo wait you're going to Cuba in JUNE?!! You're going to die. It was 45 degrees celcius in April the last time I went.

fattredd
Mar 4, 2015

Woops

Manslaughter posted:

TFW you think you see a smashburger but then it turns out to be a gamestop

Many tears were had

ColHannibal
Sep 17, 2007

Minarchist posted:

I got a McGangbang for lunch today.



It was probably a bad idea, it feels like a lead brick in my gut.

http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/burgerking-noahs-ark/3/

OtherworldlyInvader
Feb 10, 2005

The X-COM project did not deliver the universe's ultimate cup of coffee. You have failed to save the Earth.


Meats and beets burger buddies (that's just a little burger humor for our international friends "down under"!), OtherworldlyInvader here with another entry in my burger blog! Today was the day GI Joe took down the axis of evil and secured are freedoms, and it was a day for solemn reflection, family, and burgers!


Burgers all pressed out and ready to go! When I was younger I once pressed out almost 1,000 lbs of hamburger into burgers in a single day with nothing but a Pyrex pie plate and elbow grease! I've put those wild burging days behind me now, ha ha!


Grill that bun! Make sure the frying pan is nice and hot!


These buns are ready and waiting for some burgers! Lets get to it burger fans! :burger:


First burger on its way! When burging indoors, you really need stainless steel or cast iron! When it comes to burgin non-stick is no-good!


The most important step! When shopping for burger ingredients I recommend buying the pickles in the refrigerated isle, they haven't been cooked to be shelf stable, and that makes them taste very fresh and crisp!


She doesn't look like much but she's got it where it counts! Dressed up with some shredded lettuce, tomato, pickles, and the all-american special sauce I posted before! On the side is some "deviled egg" potato salad (skins on!) I made earlier! Suggested serving size, 2 burgs!


After "the itis" wears off, its time for a slice of ma's home made strawberry rhubarb pie!


I hope everyone burged safely and responsibly today! Over n' out! :)

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Well that looks loving fantastic

I especially like the potato salad

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?
Good post thanks for your contribution

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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those look strong enough to pull the ears off a furger

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