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Welp, now I'm at home too. Had to call the doctor today because of a sore throat. Got immediately called in and presented with a week of self-isolation. Apparently doctors here are now supposed to blanket-quarantine everyone with at least an itchy throat for 7 days, to make sure it's nothing worse. The lovely thing is, now I'm sitting at home fretting because one of my colleagues has asthma, which puts him into a Risikogruppe. Already called at work to order my other colleagues to sanitize my desk and keep my asthmatic colleague the hell away from everything I touched, just to be sure. I'm 90% sure I'm perfectly fine, but in these times, who the gently caress knows? So I'm now sitting at home, worrying over nothing and still feeling bad.  Edit: Though there is a silver lining: Now I don't have to force myself through Bahn and U-Bahn two times a day. Recently I felt like a slasher movie victim whenever I had to go to work. Hopefully this means next week I'm less stressed out!
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Libluini posted:Hopefully this means next week I'm less stressed out! ok, you gotta be strong for this, but this wont be over in a week unless you also ignore literally all media
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Goa Tse-tung posted:ok, you gotta be strong for this, but this wont be over in a week unless you also ignore literally all media I said less stressed out, not magically, all problems everywhere are solved
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War heute auf meinem ersten Einkaufsbummel seit der "Ausgangssperre". Es was alles deutlich voller als früher in Bayern nach dem Wochenendlichen Bürgersteighochklappen.
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Mar 24, 2020 22:07
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What kills me (lol Corona will do it, but bear with me) is that i can’t even sleep in like some of you fuckers because the baby will inevitably wake me at 7 sharp. This also means that I only get to play bideogames for like one hour ever day because I’m tired all the time
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@Duzzy Funlop: Du wolltest doch mal einmal die Umsetzung von Corona-Maßnahmen mit ausdrücklichem Bezug auf eine Rechtsgrundlage sehen, oder? Verordnung zum Schutz vor Neuinfizierungen mit dem Coronavirus SARS-CoV-2 (CoronaSchVO), Nordrhein Westfalen
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My vorbestellte Chilis from Chilishop24 arrived today  Was able to go to the Baumarkt nearby (who gave me a number at the entrance since they were only allowing 30 people in at a time) and get some Erde too, so I'm all set.In the impending apocalypse, I'll at least have... a few balcony-grown habañeros, Piri-Piris, and lemon drops.
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Mar 25, 2020 10:45
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Drone posted:habañeros  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvnXI-86b6Q&t=65s
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Wengy posted:What kills me (lol Corona will do it, but bear with me) is that i can’t even sleep in like some of you fuckers because the baby will inevitably wake me at 7 sharp. This also means that I only get to play bideogames for like one hour ever day because I’m tired all the time I feel you. My kid will wake us at 6 or 6:30. No video game playing for me as well. Can’t get drunk either ( or rather shouldn’t). At least I got someone to cuddle.
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Mar 25, 2020 10:57
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My local REWE now has a Beschränkung of ten people or so simultaneously and when i got in there was some dumb 40yo broad standing in the middle of at the Brotregal doing a video call with her family about which bread to buy so I just grabbed a package of Toast and she screamed at me ABSTAND HALTEN and it was lulzy as well but told her that sowas bleds ghört mit der scheißbürschtn nauskehrt and she made a face also toilet paper and non vollkorn nudeln still completely gone
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Mar 25, 2020 11:40
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Drone posted:My vorbestellte Chilis from Chilishop24 arrived today I planted 16 chilis a month ago, can't wait
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Mar 25, 2020 11:43
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looks like the various drug delivery services in Berlin are having trouble because there's too much police on the street... now the real test begins
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Mar 25, 2020 11:58
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I heard Ordnungsamt is politely ignoring the drug dealers in Hasenheide as long as they’re wearing face masks lol
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Mar 25, 2020 12:01
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Mar 25, 2020 12:21
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What's up with this dude? Just had a friend post this. Is he some sort of Corona-is-just-the-flu-truther? https://www.rubikon.news/artikel/der-corona-rebell
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Mar 25, 2020 12:21
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Please also bring all the Gras to the nearest police station so we can check it for Corona
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Mar 25, 2020 12:22
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Good news, the "sacrifice your lives to Mammon, peasants" discourse has made it here: https://www.tagesspiegel.de/politik...f/25678388.htmlquote:Noch tragen 95 Prozent der Bürger die Corona-Einschränkungen mit. Aber der Preis der Maßnahmen wird hoch sein. Ökonomen stellen eine hochbrisante Frage. quote:Doch die 156 Milliarden Euro an Rekordneuverschuldung könnten nicht reichen, im privaten wie im gesellschaftlichen Leben drohen Spannungen – und der Preis der folgenden Rezession könnte ein höherer sein als der der medizinischen Coronakrise. This ^ is the journalist himself writing this, btw quote:Thomas Straubhaar hat in seinem Arbeitsleben noch nie so viel Prügel bezogen wie derzeit. Der an der Universität Hamburg lehrende Ökonom hatte es gewagt, die angebliche Alternativlosigkeit der Maßnahmen infrage zu stellen. Er schlägt einen Perspektivenwechsel vor, der aber die Zahl der Corona-Infektionen und auch der Todesfälle steigen lassen könnte. quote:Schätzungen gehen von mindestens 25 bis 30 Milliarden Euro Kosten für jede Woche des Stillstands in Deutschland aus. Der Finanzmanager Alexander Dibelius wirft im „Handelsblatt“-Interview eine Frage auf, die an die Grenzen der Ethik geht: „Ist es richtig, dass zehn Prozent der – wirklich bedrohten – Bevölkerung geschont, 90 Prozent samt der gesamten Volkswirtschaft aber extrem behindert werden – mit der unter Umständen dramatischen Konsequenz, dass die Basis unseres allgemeinen Wohlstands massiv und nachhaltig erodiert?“ I hate it when the DAX is sad and I get less wealthy as a result. I mean, 10% of the population? Psh quote:Straubhaar sagt, es gehe nicht darum, Ältere in Kasernen einzusperren. Sondern darum, dass sich hochgefährdete Personen zu Hause oder in Alters- und Pflegeheimen aufhalten. Außerdem solle der Kontakt eingeschränkt bleiben. quote:Die Alternative wäre für Straubhaar also, eine Virusausbreitung in Kauf zu nehmen, hoffend auf eine rasche Teilimmunisierung der Bevölkerung. It's not just economists and financial managers though: quote:Niedersachsens Ministerpräsident Stephan Weil (SPD) braucht sich nur die Zahlen bei den großen Arbeitgebern in seinem Bundesland, dem Touristikkonzern Tui und dem Autobauer VW anschauen. Er fordert, langsam über das Lösen der Bremse nachzudenken. quote:Der FDP-Haushaltsexperte Otto Fricke mahnt: „Wir müssen dafür sorgen, dass wir so viele Menschen wie möglich sichern.“ Klar, Menschenleben dürften niemals gegeneinander aufgerechnet werden. Es gebe noch genug „Pulver“, um gegenzusteuern, aber auch Fricke pocht auf eine baldige Exitstrategie. 
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Greatest Living Man posted:What's up with this dude? Just had a friend post this. Is he some sort of Corona-is-just-the-flu-truther? OK, I just made it past the first sentence and my eyes just rolled out of my head. This guy is made from bollocks. I'd suggest calling the police on him because whatever this guy is saying is seriously hurting people.
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I'm not classist, but
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Oh and also https://twitter.com/PolizeiMannheim/status/1242461823431032832
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Economist: Number must go up. Number WILL go up. Me: Uh, money number or death number? Economist, sipping on adrenochrome: Yes
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Chairman Yang: It is every citizen's final duty to go into the stonks, and become one with all the people.
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My oxygen saturation began to drop, but I felt the reassuring tingle of Number crackling to life around me, encasing the entire ICU in its impenetrable glow.
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Smirr posted:Chairman Yang: It is every citizen's final duty to go into the stonks, and become one with all the people. 
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Smirr posted:Chairman Yang: It is every citizen's final duty to go into the stonks, and become one with all the people. lmao
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Smirr posted:Chairman Yang: It is every citizen's final duty to go into the stonks, and become one with all the people. Danke jetzt hab ich Bier auf dem Bildschirm
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bronin posted:I feel you. My kid will wake us at 6 or 6:30. No video game playing for me as well. Can’t get drunk either ( or rather shouldn’t). At least I got someone to cuddle. High five. Been chipping away at Disco Elysium for like three months now.
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Only Warmduscher parents itt. Imagine how it is with two Kleinkinder (I cannot complain too much though, they are really easygoing) Edit: no videogames at all, my xcom campaign has been untouched for 2 weeks now AndreTheGiantBoned fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Mar 26, 2020 |
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Mar 26, 2020 14:42
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Me and my better half decided against having children. Feels really good atm. 
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I’m at home this week and I actually played 2 or 3 hours of Battlefield 5 this week. Thank god for Mittagsschlaf.
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bronin posted:I’m at home this week and I actually played 2 or 3 hours of Battlefield 5 this week. Thank god for Mittagsschlaf. Goondolences on your bad gaming choices.
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Rubrik: es war ja eigentlich klar ich kann meinen Urlaub nicht umplanen (und alle Kollegen auch nicht), d.h. ich maloche damit ich nach Ostern eine Woche zu Hause mich isolieren kann und dann wieder zurück in die Bresche...
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Goa Tse-tung posted:Rubrik: es war ja eigentlich klar Congrats on your Stellaris marathon.
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Tarquinn posted:Me and my better half decided against having children. big same!!!
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I started getting black rings under the eyes  Is this psychosomatic? I feel like I'm crack pinging here. How do you know when you've gone insane?
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GABA ghoul posted:I started getting black rings under the eyes Go for a walk and get some sun.
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Kids own; they just make u kind of tired Edit: but def going for an Einzelkind here
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Hoping to resume my Disco Elysium and Doom Eternal duties tonight, after this, my Papatag
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Honj Steak posted:Go for a walk and get some sun. I can't, I'm pretending to be at work lol. I'm going running every day now but it doesn't seem to help much. (Or maybe it's what's keeping me from starting hearing voices)
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GABA ghoul posted:How do you know when you've gone insane? youve been posting on here for 8+ years already, i mean
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