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GABA ghoul posted:I started getting black rings under the eyes The definition of insanity, as you know, is posting in the same thread over and over and expecting different results.
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System Metternich posted:youve been posting on here for 8+ years already, i mean I resent the implication. I was perfectly sane before this crisis started. I even have a certificate to prove it
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Honj Steak posted:I don’t have masks Worse, people might be infectious 2-3 days before they show symptoms too. No matter, all the poo poo people wear is like catching mosquitos with a fishing net. Sicherheitstheater for a false safety, based on misunderstanding a study result. Keep the distance, wash your hands, far more useful.
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Goa Tse-tung posted:Rubrik: es war ja eigentlich klar I've tallied up that with my Zwangsurlaub this week, my regular Urlaub in April and the Kurzarbeit-Zwangspause I have to do in May, I will have been self-isolated for a full 5 weeks by then. In the same time span, I'll have worked 4 days and 2 weeks. Hopefully I can keep myself busy, long time with no Human contact tends to make me progressively more morbid and depressed. 
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Honj Steak posted:I don’t have masks Make them yourselves.  Decius posted:No matter, all the poo poo people wear is like catching mosquitos with a fishing net. Sicherheitstheater for a false safety, based on misunderstanding a study result. Decius posted:Keep the distance, wash your hands, far more useful.
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Had to do an online training course on Corona today. It advised explicitly against buying masks if you don't have any symptoms because of limited supplies.
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true.spoon posted:advised explicitly against buying masks Mithaldu posted:Make them yourselves. Even a loving scarf helps.
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Mithaldu posted:Even a loving scarf helps. A vacuum cleaner bag is preferrable, though. 
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Germany really doing their best to pull another "Greece", very nice (not!)
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Einbauschrank posted:A vacuum cleaner bag is preferrable, though.  oliwan posted:Mithaldu's mask factory struggling?
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Einbauschrank posted:A vacuum cleaner bag is preferrable, though. Once again, all those that bought dysons are exposed as the clowns they are.
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oliwan posted:Mithaldu's mask factory struggling? In a time where a pandemic that you "love because of huge market losses" is fixing to kill hundreds of thousands, affect millions, and destroy the livelihoods of even many more millions, one would think you'd reconsider your dumb unfunny "dunking on posters" schtick, op But hey, that's not you, is it? Gotta keep up that privileged edgeposting and dunking, lol @ people suffering/dying/losing their existence all over the world because ~sick dunks~, right? Mmmh, yeah, gotta dunk on that poster that is advocating covering your face to protect others, yeeah, maybe pretend he's hoarding masks, no wait, that he's profiting from masks and only promoting them for personal game, poo poo yeah, that's gonna be hilarious, mmmh, gotta make sure to respond to everyone that calls my dumb poo poo out as having a meltdown lol, oh, and probably use "op" some more, yeeeah, that'll put the edge on it.  I genuinely feel sorry for you.
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He's living in Berlin, that's punishment enough Whenever Oliwan posts dumb poo poo, I just remind myself that he is living in Berlin and go "Ah, yeah. That poor bastard. That explains everything."
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As much as we love to poo poo on each other's hometowns, places of residence, regions, or accents, let's have a real moment and not throw all of the actually good people, and great places in Berlin under the bus just because of Oliwan.
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Switzerland not managing to flatten the curve at all. At this point I’m no longer just worried about my dad (over 70, multiple sclerosis), I’m actually wondering when I might see him again, because he’ll have to remain in isolation until this poo poo is firmly under control and that’ll take a long time yet.
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Wengy posted:Switzerland not managing to flatten the curve at all. At this point I’m no longer just worried about my dad (over 70, multiple sclerosis), I’m actually wondering when I might see him again, because he’ll have to remain in isolation until this poo poo is firmly under control and that’ll take a long time yet.  
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Mithaldu posted:Seems like numerically Switzerland is somewhat flattening the curve. How do things look like on the ground? Switzerland had the worldwide largest per-capita number of new cases today, so :/
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Smirr posted:Switzerland had the worldwide largest per-capita number of new cases today, so :/ Looks like Covid-19 (Io! Io Covid-19!) really is a disease that primarily targets the affluet.
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true.spoon posted:Had to do an online training course on Corona today. It advised explicitly against buying masks if you don't have any symptoms because of limited supplies. This is a good reason. "Masks don't work anyway" isn't.
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The Chefredakteur of the Kölner Stadt-Anzeiger weighs in on this bitch https://www.ksta.de/koeln/coronavirus-in-koeln-wir-haben-nicht-alle-zeit-der-welt-36474254quote:Wenn ich mir vorzustellen versuche, wie die Wirtschaft den „Lockdown“ über einen langen Zeitraum aushalten soll, dann merke ich: Das ist unvorstellbar.  Begging the question (in the pedant sense) - 15 yards penalty
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To be fair, we’re doing a shitload of testing. That has to drive the numbers up, no? Anyway, this is the most accurate tracker for Switzerland and it’s not looking great: https://www.corona-data.ch People are mostly sticking to the government‘s directives and showing a heartwarming amount of solidarity here. I’m low key enjoying all my favorite restaurants transforming themselves into delivery services, perfect for my antisocial rear end. Also, I quite like Tele-teaching using Zoom. It did take quite a bit of convincing to get my boomer parents to understand the severity of this crisis, what is it with that generation slowly morphing into a death cult???
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Twitter implies that Jens Spahn (CDU) might have failed to see the signs pointing towards a dire lack of personal protection equipment for medical staff. I am besides myself that the man who reassured us that Covid-19 would not lead to anything affecting our day-to-day lives and funnels millions into weird Christian studies on abortion might be a bad at his job as a Minister of Health. Anybody with a TV can confirm/deny the stuff about the PPE shortage?
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A friend of mine who works as a supermarket cashier just told me that she's had a costumer who was wearing gloves and tried, unsuccessfully, to pick a bill, then lick their fingers to better pick the bill with, then hand the bill over. We just love to see it, folks, don't we. The supermarket in question was a (guess first, then unspoil!) Bio Company. If you guessed right, SARS-CoV-2 will bring you a global catastrophic collapse of capitalism. If you guessed wrong, SARS-CoV-2 will bring you a global catastrophic collapse of capitalism.
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Pand posted:wtf is a Bio Company Remondis, for example.
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Pand posted:wtf is a Bio Company  I guess you just doxxed where you don't live and I just doxxed where I used to live  I really would like to have been present for their meeting where they were like "Berlin is saturated, Hamburg is starting up, what's next" and then someone suggested Dresden and everyone's like 
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That reminds me how Hamburg got two Apple Stores and Dresden got one before they even considered putting one in Berlin. (Though there was one in Munich first so the comparison doesn’t really hold)
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Babies Getting Rabies posted:Remondis, for example. lmao
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quote:08.00 Uhr: Der Präsident der Deutschen Krankenhausgesellschaft geht davon aus, dass Deutschland in der Corona-Krise vorerst keine Situation wie in Italien droht. „Ich bin sehr zuversichtlich, dass wir es zumindest für die nächsten zwei Wochen schaffen werden, italienische Verhältnisse zu vermeiden“, sagte Gerald Gaß dem ZDF-„Morgenmagazin“ am Freitag. phew quote:08.32 Uhr: FDP-Chef Christian Lindner hat die Debatte über Lockerungen der coronabedingten Einschränkungen begrüßt. Das sei ein „positives Zeichen“ für die Menschen im Land, sagte er am Freitag im Deutschlandfunk. Wann dafür der richtige Zeitpunkt sei, müssten aber die Gesundheitsexperten entscheiden. Dennoch sollte das staatliche Handeln auf die Frage gerichtet sein, wann es wieder ein normales Leben geben könne. Auf Dauer seien die Beschränkungen „untragbar“ auch für die wirtschaftliche Entwicklung im Land. lol we're hosed
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Number going down is untragbar, UNTRAGBAR SAGE ICH
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This is blowing my mind rn op, I refuse to believe that there are places without bio companies on every street corner
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Don't worry friend, every bougie neighbourhood in Germany is littered with Bioläden, just not that particular brand!
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elbkaida posted:Don't worry friend, every bougie neighbourhood in Germany is littered with Bioläden, just not that particular brand! thanks op, that's a relief
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