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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/fishsports/status/845053612871036929

Yeah there were also people close to the situation who said he'd be released at the start of the new league year

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Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Their r peeple close 2 situation who say #cowboys #Romo has healthy back

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



SKULL.GIF posted:

If the GM is intentionally bringing in lovely talent, then, well...

That comment is me hoping that Fox was the one pushing for Sanchez and Pace deciding to give him enough rope to hang himself.

I heard someone on the radio say that they brought him in to help Glennon because he is a veteran with experience in a big market. I try to stay positive and take a long view when it comes to roster moves, but even I wouldn't make that reach.

Do you know how to make dealing with the media easier? Win! Yoh know what makes it harder to win? Rostering Mark loving Sanchez.

Although I do hope this convinces them not to take a quarterback. I would rather load up on other positions and grab someone next year anyway.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

you threw it like 60 yards that time

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I just want Romo to win the Super Bowl with the Texans so I can poo poo talk parts of both the Dallas and Houston franchises both.

I want it a lot.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Shinjobi posted:

I just want Romo to win the Super Bowl with the Texans so I can poo poo talk parts of both the Dallas and Houston franchises both.

I want it a lot.
Same.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

or maybe he's already played his last game

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/845361367712514049

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








cutler to houston

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Volkerball posted:

you threw it like 60 yards that time

Glennon: "I can throw a pigskin a quarter"
Sanchez: "...quarter mile?"
Glennon: "No...the length of a quarter"

:smith:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I'd take Cutler to Houston. I'd take Fitzpatrick to Houston

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Shinjobi posted:

I just want Romo to win the Super Bowl with the Texans so I can poo poo talk parts of both the Dallas and Houston franchises both.

I want it a lot.

I want this to happen as well so I can poo poo talk a group of my coworkers.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Well that's a twist I saw coming out of nowhere

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Intruder posted:

I'd take Cutler to Houston. I'd take Fitzpatrick to Houston

as long as it's a prove-it deal and you never advance to actually paying fitz, he'll be a top 10 qb. never pay fitzy

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
Adrian Peterson has been asking for >$8m in the first year of his deal :laugh:

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18993593/adrian-peterson-high-asking-price-keeping-signing

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

WHOOPS posted:

Adrian Peterson has been asking for >$8m in the first year of his deal :laugh:

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18993593/adrian-peterson-high-asking-price-keeping-signing

That's a lot of money for somebody who is 40 years old in running back years.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Peterson needs the money. He pissed it all away already.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Peterson is pretty clearly going to be flat broke like two years out of the league.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/JeffDarlington/status/845371632822730753

https://twitter.com/gear32bR/status/845370522259087360

*heavy breathing intensifies*

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


At least Houston is taking their time with this free agent quarterback instead of signing him sight unseen.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

FizFashizzle posted:

Peterson is pretty clearly going to be flat broke like two years out of the league.

Doesn't he have like a 20 baby mamas?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

SKULL.GIF posted:

At least Houston is taking their time with this free agent quarterback instead of signing him sight unseen.

That's really more a function of being at the Cowboys mercy

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


giving money to mark sanchez should be a fireable offense

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012


Are we not going to talk about this terrible font

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

AggressivelyStupid posted:

Are we not going to talk about this terrible font

If I got a receipt with that font I would immediately return that item

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

gently caress

Contemplating updating my av to include Cutler and Sanchez now, even tho both are known whammies.

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Mar 25, 2017

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Y'know what else Tony Romo likes?

His skeleton not exploding all the time.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Doesn't he have like a 20 baby mamas?

He needs a steady supply of 5 years olds to whip, just one woman isn't going to cut it!

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

FizFashizzle posted:

Peterson is pretty clearly going to be flat broke like two years out of the league.

Seriously. He's been applying for loans already. But hey, camels at my birthday party!

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Doesn't he have like a 20 baby mamas?

You're thinking of Cromartie. Peterson has 6 kids but I couldn't immediately figure out how many baby mamas.

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
I still chuckle that Cromartie's vasectomy undid itself.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Durandal1707 posted:

I still chuckle that Cromartie's vasectomy undid itself.

Life finds a way

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

wandler20 posted:

Seriously. He's been applying for loans already. But hey, camels at my birthday party!

lmao he's earned 94 million dollars just from the vikings

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

a patagonian cavy posted:

lmao he's earned 94 million dollars just from the vikings

There's a reason these guys are all Republicans.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

There's a reason these guys are all Republicans.

Because he likes to whip 99% of his kids body?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

FizFashizzle posted:

Peterson is pretty clearly going to be flat broke like two years out of the league.
Good

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Ryan Grigson, Executive of the year, for drafting Andrew Luck. Can we strip this award and give it to Elway for doing the reverse and going to two super bowls?

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Elephanthead posted:

Ryan Grigson, Executive of the year, for drafting Andrew Luck. Can we strip this award and give it to Elway for doing the reverse and going to two super bowls?

Give it to Al Davis for dying.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Bengals released MLB Rey Maualuga.

My wife is sad. She liked him.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
I'm glad Rey Maualuga is out of a job and hope he finds a new job with another team that is not in the AFC North.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







thrilla in vanilla posted:

I'm glad Rey Maualuga is out of a job and hope he finds a new job with another team that is not in the AFC North.

Welcome to Cleveland.

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