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Thief
Jan 28, 2011

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DiggityDoink posted:

All the benefits of having a roof with none of the benefits of having a roof.

only targa tops can make an nsx look worse than facelifted headlights:

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DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Thief posted:

only targa tops can make an nsx look worse than facelifted headlights:


I love targa tops on pretty much everything but yeah, that makes the NSX look like poo poo and probably completely fucks up the handling.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

MetaJew posted:

I saw one of these a few weekends ago. It was horrible.

The driver and passenger side rooflets lift up independently when you get in/out of it.



It's like someone put wheels and an engine on a pedal boat.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


yeah nah.

The Prong Song
Sep 7, 2002


WHITE
DRIVES
MATTER
Rally Fighter 2.0?

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

If he'd stopped with the lift + offroad tires and fender extensions and skipped the pointless "aero" that would be cool.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007



This would be great in a video game from 2002.

thechalkoutline
Jul 8, 2006



The wheels are iffy but at least most of its problems are consolidated in the front end

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

thechalkoutline posted:

The wheels are iffy but at least most of its problems are consolidated in the front end

Right, I mean if Picasso owned a car studio during his Cubist period this is what he would go with.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Memento posted:

Can it possibly have been as bad as those gifs of fat dudes getting out of the i8?

For reference:

https://i.imgur.com/TOrV5ep.mp4

I'm 6'2", 280 pounds. You should have seen me getting in and out of a friends Alfa 4C. It was hilarious, though not as bad as that video. I was basically staring at the sunvisor with my knees behind the steering wheel while in it.

Powershift posted:

The Cardis

It's bigger on the inside.

Nice. :golfclap:

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

It's not all that terrible. The grille/bumper is definitely terrible, but I have a soft spot for lifted cars that shouldn't be lifted

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Olympic Mathlete posted:

At least it's not as poo poo looking and over the top as the Toyota CH-R. I see them regularly and can't get over how incoherent the design is from every single angle. Soft lines, hard lines, none of which line up or accentuate the others, curves for no reason, the tiny little stick on spoiler below the rear windscreen on a boot that should've had that stamped into the metal itself, the rear door handles over 5' in the air along with the windows way above the head of any kid sat in the back... It's just unbelievably bad.



Just sit and look at that and try to make sense out of any of the lines on that car.

I also hate Toyota's penchant for making the taillights and front marker lights stick out of the body lines. It's like they *want* someone to break them off.

Rhyno posted:

IT'S A JEEP THING




Ugh.

I will say that while I didn't particularly care for the JL all that much, I did appreciate the little Jeep they have stenciled into the black windshield edge masking, climbing the corner of said masking.


Apparently, a lot of the Jeep models have them:

Cherokee


Renegade


TJ Wrangler

Also Challengers:


Hellcats get additional details:


stuxracer posted:

Big guy, small car talk: I was 100% convinced of buying the Alfa Romeo 4C Spider until I opened the door. :smith:

Yeah, I really wanted to drive that car.
No. I filled that thing *up*:

Really, I could have driven it, just not well, since it was an automatic. No way I could have worked a clutch effectively, though, and I would still have to duck/tilt my head just to see out.

tuna posted:

The type of vehicle you're driving also changes your perspective drastically. Going from my daily driver to an old heavy 1960's vehicle with lap belts, bench seating and bad brakes, life definitely slows down a lot. I literally turn into this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o77OI8xzTg

I definitely have to modify how I drive when I drive the AE86. Having only 82 HP (lol - that was when it was *new*) and poo poo brakes changes how you approach things.


KILL IT WHILE IT'S TRYING TO TAKE ON A NEW FORM!


That's an FR-S under there, isn't it?

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

If he'd stopped with the lift + offroad tires and fender extensions and skipped the pointless "aero" that would be cool.

Agreed.

edit: typo.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Darchangel posted:

That's an FR-S under there, isn't it?

No, it looks more like an Isuzu NPR

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Why...


Why does the Renegade have Sasquatch?

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Powershift posted:

No, it looks more like an Isuzu NPR

Oh, God dammit. Walked into that one.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Rhyno posted:

Why...


Why does the Renegade have Sasquatch?

The renegade also has a spider saying "Ciao, Baby" inside the gas door (because Fiat, I guess?), and little Jeep grill-and-headlights all over it. Also, a "NO STEP", "To Adventure!" around the start button, and several other Easter eggs.
https://www.cars.com/articles/on-the-hunt-for-jeep-renegade-easter-eggs-1420694105819/

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Darchangel posted:

The renegade also has a spider saying "Ciao, Baby" inside the gas door (because Fiat, I guess?), and little Jeep grill-and-headlights all over it. Also, a "NO STEP", "To Adventure!" around the start button, and several other Easter eggs.
https://www.cars.com/articles/on-the-hunt-for-jeep-renegade-easter-eggs-1420694105819/

I don't know how any of this makes me feel!

opengl
Sep 16, 2010

Darchangel posted:

I will say that while I didn't particularly care for the JL all that much, I did appreciate the little Jeep they have stenciled into the black windshield edge masking, climbing the corner of said masking.


Apparently, a lot of the Jeep models have them:

Cherokee


Renegade


TJ Wrangler

Also Challengers:


Hellcats get additional details:


These all own and I don't care what it says about me.

thechalkoutline
Jul 8, 2006



Darchangel posted:

Yeah, I really wanted to drive that car.
No. I filled that thing *up*:

Really, I could have driven it, just not well, since it was an automatic. No way I could have worked a clutch effectively, though, and I would still have to duck/tilt my head just to see out.

Lol you would have died going too fast over a speedbump

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


opengl128 posted:

These all own and I don't care what it says about me.

I agree, they're cool, and a nice little touch.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Where are the little graphics parked at the service lot?

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Rhyno posted:

IT'S A JEEP THING




Ugh.

Wish I took pics of the last car show I went to. The entire back lot was filled with Jeeps doing that thing where you drive one of your tires on top of another Jeep's tire to showcase that SICK ARTICULATION, BRO.

STR posted:

Meanwhile my mother is looking for a new car, and I can't convince her to test drive a Camry. "There's no way it can be as nice as my Avalon!". Her Avalon is a 2003.... it's was a nice car for 1998, it was dated by 2003. Instead she wants to look at Lexus SUVs/CUVs (also she constantly bitches about the mpg in her Avalon.. the 4 banger Camry has more hp than her V6 (though a bit less torque), and cranks out 30+ mpg easily.)

Why isn't she looking at another Avalon?

Then again, she's probably dead-set on having a tall wagony Lexus to cruise around in. Unless she has a sudden revelation about that Camry, she'll feel like she's settling for less if she actually buys one.

90s Solo Cup fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Apr 5, 2019

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Darchangel posted:



Also Challengers:


Hellcats get additional details:





That's the same image! I spent like 20 minutes trying to figure out the difference :lol:

Thief
Jan 28, 2011

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Balliver Shagnasty posted:

Why isn't she looking at another Avalon?

Then again, she's probably dead-set on having a tall wagony Lexus to cruise around in. Unless she has a sudden revelation about that Camry, she'll feel like she's settling for less if she actually buys one.

the obvious answer is to tell her the es300 is cool and good

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


opengl128 posted:

These all own and I don't care what it says about me.
Me, too.
Pity it's all on Chrysler products.

thechalkoutline posted:

Lol you would have died going too fast over a speedbump
Either a cracked skull or a broken neck!

Jonny Nox posted:

That's the same image! I spent like 20 minutes trying to figure out the difference :lol:

gently caress. Copy button didn't do it's thing.


edit: added fender flares and tire smoke.

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Darchangel posted:

I also hate Toyota's penchant for making the taillights and front marker lights stick out of the body lines. It's like they *want* someone to break them off.


I will say that while I didn't particularly care for the JL all that much, I did appreciate the little Jeep they have stenciled into the black windshield edge masking, climbing the corner of said masking.


Apparently, a lot of the Jeep models have them:

Cherokee


Renegade


TJ Wrangler

Also Challengers:


Hellcats get additional details:




That bit of the windshield is called the frit. On some Jaguars there is an outline of a mother jaguar and her cub.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Thief posted:

only targa tops can make an nsx look worse than facelifted headlights:



DiggityDoink posted:

I love targa tops on pretty much everything but yeah, that makes the NSX look like poo poo and probably completely fucks up the handling.

I just don't agree, and honestly the kind of driving I do I'd never notice the difference in handling.

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

Speaking of the Isuzu NPR, I recently learned of the Chevy Lieutenant.







hitze
Aug 28, 2007
Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...

jesus christ

lordofthefishes
Mar 30, 2008

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Dr.Smasher posted:

I'm 90% certain that is a Slingshot underneath, judging by the hood, fenders, and headlights.

That, the polaris logo on the wheels, and "sling shot" being spelled out on the side. :cheeky:

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Lake of Methane posted:

Speaking of the Isuzu NPR, I recently learned of the Chevy Lieutenant.









It's like Chevy tried to make a cab forward minitruck, but forgot that they're supposed to be tiny

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

lordofthefishes posted:

That, the polaris logo on the wheels, and "sling shot" being spelled out on the side. :cheeky:

I was phone posting at the time, I didn't have helluva rez

We make parts for those at my work. The hood, the hood liner, and a few other bits of the external bodywork all come out of our building.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


It's the 77th Member's Meeting weekend at Goodwood and it seems they're no longer livestreaming the whole thing. 2 streams are scheduled, 1 race each.

I blame brexit.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Olympic Mathlete posted:

At least it's not as poo poo looking and over the top as the Toyota CH-R. I see them regularly and can't get over how incoherent the design is from every single angle. Soft lines, hard lines, none of which line up or accentuate the others, curves for no reason, the tiny little stick on spoiler below the rear windscreen on a boot that should've had that stamped into the metal itself, the rear door handles over 5' in the air along with the windows way above the head of any kid sat in the back... It's just unbelievably bad.



Just sit and look at that and try to make sense out of any of the lines on that car.

A lecturer at some School of Design introduced the students to the French Curve Ruler:



And one student graduated then promptly tried to mash every type of angle into the CH-R

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Apr 6, 2019

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Balliver Shagnasty posted:

Why isn't she looking at another Avalon?

Then again, she's probably dead-set on having a tall wagony Lexus to cruise around in. Unless she has a sudden revelation about that Camry, she'll feel like she's settling for less if she actually buys one.

Ironically, not looking at another Avalon because they're "too big for a car, too small for a SUV". Her 2nd gen Avalon barely fits in the garage now. It looks like she's leaning toward a Lexus NX on a 2 year lease - I believe that'd be shorter, but taller. It's the length of the car that will determine if she can get it in the garage. The Camry probably won't be an option; she's had a double hip replacement, and can't fall into a car - she already has trouble getting into her Avalon, and even the latest model Camry sits a bit lower. She's much more comfortable climbing into the car and falling out (so to speak). She refuses to get into my current car.

She recently whacked 70, and she doesn't drive nearly as much anymore. So I think a low mileage lease would work well for her.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

It looks like a particularly poorly designed Transformer.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Ghost Leviathan posted:

It looks like a particularly poorly designed Transformer.

A Go-bot?

Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific



Lake of Methane posted:

Speaking of the Isuzu NPR, I recently learned of the Chevy Lieutenant.









Thanks, I hate it!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Ghost Leviathan posted:

It looks like a particularly poorly designed Transformer.

Transmorfers, Abominations Described.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Lake of Methane posted:

Speaking of the Isuzu NPR, I recently learned of the Chevy Lieutenant.









You got your Chevy truck in my Toyota Vanagon!

No, you got your Toyota Vanagon in my Chevy truck!

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