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Goddammit. Please stop trying to prevent the creation of future Fast and the Furious cast members, white people.
Barudak fucked around with this message at 18:38 on May 18, 2017 |
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Barudak posted:Goddammit. Please stop trying to precent the creation of future Fast and the Furious cast members, white people. don't deny that half of you
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# ? May 18, 2017 18:36 |
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Mocking Bird posted:This is an extremely good turn of phrase thanks i like it when people tell me i post good
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# ? May 18, 2017 18:37 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:Posted within the last three or four pages. Damnit I skimmed them but didn't see it.
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# ? May 18, 2017 18:41 |
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quote:As my divorce winds its way through the court system- I am forced to acknowledge all the nuttiness of life with my ex. Three years ago in May, his six month position as a consultant came to an end and he chose to spend the summer pursuing his fitness goals and interests in community service. I think he thought he would find another position (even though he had a long term of unemployment for two years in 2009-2010). He is a handsome capable man but really unknowable. I stopped asking how the job search was going a year ago because he would give me this cold stare when I asked. For better or for worse, I was pretty successful in my field before my kids came along and saved my earnings- funding a decent retirement for myself. I even had $100,000 in 1995 to put down on a house. At that time, my ex and I were dating but he loved the idea of moving to the suburbs. I was in no hurry to get married and we finally married in 2000 when our youngest was 2. My middle child really wanted to see us married. Go figure.
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# ? May 18, 2017 18:56 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vnKPdMXIdo
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# ? May 18, 2017 19:00 |
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Ill admit, the age at the end of the story blindsided me.
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# ? May 18, 2017 19:03 |
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i wonder how many old people use reddit like the guy you think is some 14 year old punk might be some dude in a nursing home just shitopostin' and watching the price is right
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# ? May 18, 2017 19:09 |
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90 year old man getting bombared with downvotes because hes dating someone 20 years youger than him but has no long term plans for the relationship.
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# ? May 18, 2017 19:16 |
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Barudak posted:90 year old man getting bombared with downvotes because hes dating someone 20 years youger than him but has no long term plans for the relationship. I literally laughed out loud
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# ? May 18, 2017 19:29 |
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Kelp Me! posted:I mean it sounds like her future MiL is mortified over how one of her sons could be such a shitheel, and I'm assuming the other siblings haven't called her because calling a future family member and being like "yeah sorry our one brother is a racist dickbag" isn't a very easy call to make. I'm not sure why the the person who wrote that story would think the family is mad/disapproving of her when it's pretty obvious they're insanely embarrassed and probably also dealing with the shock themselves. "Black sheep of the family" can still be a long way away from "drunken racist tirade at birthday party" so more than likely the whole family is still processing things.
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# ? May 18, 2017 19:33 |
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I could see MIL taking a "you got called a curse word, you cursed at my son, let's all put this aside" line of logic which, while not blatantly racist would be incredibly obvious to anyone with half a brain.
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# ? May 18, 2017 19:37 |
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I've (29F) Lost respect for my (25M) best friend. Is it a gender difference?quote:My best friend solicits nude pics from women, he saves them, he rates them (he writes it on the photos), and when he gets drunk he has started to show other people them and ask them to rate them too. On multiple occasions he has shown me, my husband or another friend a pic of a 9 or 10/10 to show off him getting such a hot girl to send him pics and I just shrugged it off as none of my business.
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# ? May 18, 2017 19:45 |
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dudeness posted:I've (29F) Lost respect for my (25M) best friend. Is it a gender difference?
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# ? May 18, 2017 19:52 |
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The idea that that dude is anybodys best friend for years is depressing
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# ? May 18, 2017 19:53 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:I could see MIL taking a "you got called a curse word, you cursed at my son, let's all put this aside" line of logic which, while not blatantly racist would be incredibly obvious to anyone with half a brain. Did she curse at him? I read it again and didn't see that.
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# ? May 18, 2017 19:53 |
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dudeness posted:I've (29F) Lost respect for my (25M) best friend. Is it a gender difference? Its a guy thing, you know just an everyday thing to demand the women whose nude images you publically display leave written affirmations of their legal age to you so that you can explicitly maintain plausible deniability. Ho-hum.
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# ? May 18, 2017 20:00 |
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therobit posted:Did she curse at him? I read it again and didn't see that. Cursed him with voodoo, because she's black, you see.
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# ? May 18, 2017 20:04 |
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therobit posted:Did she curse at him? I read it again and didn't see that. I just assumed heated argument == cursing, it's not mentioned. Either way MIL is out of line for not taking the woman's side.
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# ? May 18, 2017 20:23 |
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Time for a little spice - here's a post from /r/incels:quote:Funny how females who supposedly have depression and anxiety spend all day on social media chatting and taking selfies
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# ? May 18, 2017 20:30 |
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make a new r/incels thread already!!
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# ? May 18, 2017 20:32 |
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r/excels My [25M] girlfriend [26F] of 1.5 years keeps spreadsheets rating her sex life and relationships. Found them while working on her computer. Don't know if I should tell her/ask to see the previous guys' ratings. quote:My gf and I have been together for about a year and a half. She is amazing, intelligent, and caring. We don't live together, but we're considering moving in together in January when her lease is up. We pretty much spend all of our nights together though.
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# ? May 18, 2017 20:37 |
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dudeness posted:r/excels I could swear I remember this story from years ago, but it was written from a woman's perspective.
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# ? May 18, 2017 20:40 |
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blarzgh posted:I could swear I remember this story from years ago, but it was written from a woman's perspective. was it a goon? I could have sworn remembering a goon mentioning this and getting ridiculed.
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blarzgh posted:I could swear I remember this story from years ago, but it was written from a woman's perspective.
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# ? May 18, 2017 20:52 |
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blarzgh posted:I could swear I remember this story from years ago, but it was written from a woman's perspective. Are you sure you are not thinking of the plot to Mallrats?
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# ? May 18, 2017 20:53 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:The same friend with the mutual humiliation fetish keeps one of these spreadsheets. He met his current girlfriend because he was talking about his at a party, and she admitted she had one too. I think putting your relationship into .xls format should be plenty of humiliation for anyone
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# ? May 18, 2017 20:53 |
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if you feel a deep need to gain insight from data but can't be bothered to learn R you're probably poo poo at statistics
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# ? May 18, 2017 20:54 |
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"Look honey, your quarterly ratings just aren't up to snuff, and if things continue this way were going to have to cut your hours. I'm sorry, I wish it didn't have to be like this but it's just policy when your stats drop too low in the spreadsheet. We had Greg in IT set up a macro, I think it's called, to track these things, you know. Yeah your brother Greg."
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# ? May 18, 2017 20:55 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:if you feel a deep need to gain insight from data but can't be bothered to learn R you're probably poo poo at statistics
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# ? May 18, 2017 20:58 |
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My girlfriend practices stack ranking and she dumped me because somebody in the relationship is required be rated unsatisfactory
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# ? May 18, 2017 21:14 |
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Why was a poster in this thread probated a week for coming out as being sexually assaulted?Pvt.Scott posted:You're right, of course. Women just go ahead with the sexual assault, in my experience at least. Pvt.Scott posted:Let me know the next time your cat's fiancée decides to take your dick for a ride while you're passed out drunk on a futon.
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# ? May 18, 2017 21:14 |
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Psycho Society posted:Why was a poster in this thread probated a week for coming out as being sexually assaulted? I wasn't going to say anything but yeah, his "i didnt rape this girl" totally deserved one but that latest probate isn't really going any farther than say Pick's "kill all men" shtick.
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# ? May 18, 2017 21:16 |
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Psycho Society posted:Why was a poster in this thread probated a week for coming out as being sexually assaulted? I didn't pick up on that; I just thought he was slap-fighting with Pick
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# ? May 18, 2017 21:18 |
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Psycho Society posted:Why was a poster in this thread probated a week for coming out as being sexually assaulted? I'm pretty sure the post that got him probated was because he's still trying to compare everything to his "I ALMOST RAPED A GIRL BUT I DIDN'T AREN'T I A HERO" post which got him banned. AKA we get it, you almost raped a girl, drop the loving subject. e: I'm pretty sure the 2nd post wasn't an actual "I got sexually assaulted while passed out drunk" but instead it was yet another comparison to how great of a guy he is because he stopped himself from raping a passed out drunk girl
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# ? May 18, 2017 21:19 |
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blarzgh posted:I could swear I remember this story from years ago, but it was written from a woman's perspective. there was a dude who did it but it wasn't hidden like this one, it was more like a progress report where like every so often he'd tell her what she was doin well and what needed improvement, with letter grades for various categories.
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# ? May 18, 2017 21:19 |
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Kelp Me! posted:
I mean maybe but to me it read like a very sloppy and clumsy "I was raped once when I passed out on a coach by a friend's fiance" He sorta Kramer'd in with a "I was raped"
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# ? May 18, 2017 21:21 |
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"While the frequency of sexual activity is above average, you failed to show enthusiasm during the act, earning you two starfish stickers"
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# ? May 18, 2017 21:22 |
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I think it was a "shut up everyone" probie
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# ? May 18, 2017 21:23 |
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blarzgh posted:I could swear I remember this story from years ago, but it was written from a woman's perspective. Yeah, the one you're thinking of is the guy keeping a running tally of all the things he did for his gf and how frequently she turned him down for sex iiirc
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