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Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
The cognitive dissonance needed to portray Israel as struggling cracks me up every time. Some real "don't hurt your fists punching that guy's face, champ" energy.

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skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


Doomykins posted:

The cognitive dissonance needed to portray Israel as struggling cracks me up every time. Some real "don't hurt your fists punching that guy's face, champ" energy.

Boomers refuse to believe that the housing markets, job markets, and college costs have not changed since 1967; why would they believe that anything in the Middle East has?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Joe Biden’s threat to withhold some weapons sales to Israel – The US president has warned Benjamin Neyanyahu that his administration will not provide the weapons for an offensive on Rafah"

Telegraph:

"Natalie Elphicke’s bizarre defection - If the Government’s failure to reduce Channel crossings was behind the decision, why join the party almost guaranteed to make it worse?"

Matt:

Lord Kinnock leads backlash against Starmer over Tory defection

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Revealed: How the Tories blew the London mayoral election

Stephen Collins:

Eurovision 2024 - GBS thread

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.



https://bsky.app/profile/bitterkarella.bsky.social/post/3ks62qquz5422

This must be what it feels like in a movie where you see someone about to get shot with a gun and everything goes slow-mo and one character tries to dive to get in front of it.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Pope:


Rowe:


Kudelka:

Judging from the price tags this is about the nuclear submarine deal.

Leak, Son of Leak:


The Nine/Fairfax papers haven't been uploading their weekend cartoons for months but it seems they do exist so here is last week's Leunig:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Does Leunig really want me to talk about the things that you are allowed to see and say that the newspapers won't cover?

I'll say them, Michael Leunig is a sex offender and used his position to stop this information being publicized. Now what?

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!

Trapezium Dave posted:

The Nine/Fairfax papers haven't been uploading their weekend cartoons for months but it seems they do exist so here is last week's Leunig:


There is nothing that anyone is not allowed to know, see, or say. A factually inaccurate cartoon.


Adam Zyglis




Ann Telnaes




Bob Englehart




Carlos Latuff




Clay Bennett




Dave Granlund




David M. Hitch



Please do me the favor of starving to death in a hole, David M. Hitch.


Dick Wright




Drew Sheneman




Ed Gamble



That man is clearly a policeman; he just wants to make sure the Magic Fentanyl Aura doesn't strike him down when he touches the Drugs bag.


Jack Ohman




Jeff Danziger




Jeff Stahler



I can understanding thinking that the last four years might have been some kind of fever dream, but...


Jimmy Margulies




John Branch




John Darkow




Kirk Walters




Lee Judge




Lisa Benson




Matt Davies




Mike Smith




NEMØ



Even when he's making a cartoon that isn't immediately objectionable, he still manages to produce worse art than Ted Rall. Just amazing.


Patrick Chappatte




Pedro X. Molina




Rivers

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

idonotlikepeas posted:

David M. Hitch



Please do me the favor of starving to death in a hole, David M. Hitch.
I am a little impressed he had the balls to directly go "gently caress the Statue of Liberty and its message specifically" since that side usually knows better than to gently caress with national landmarks

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

Neito posted:



https://bsky.app/profile/bitterkarella.bsky.social/post/3ks62qquz5422

This must be what it feels like in a movie where you see someone about to get shot with a gun and everything goes slow-mo and one character tries to dive to get in front of it.

I've talked to BK a few times, you can't talk them down from this kind of intentional psychic damage

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


Can someone please point me to the ATM that just spits out free money?
For the right price, I am very willing to believe drat near anything you want me to believe.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

So is the rule of law actually doing anything to protect him or not? Is Stormy Daniels attempting to damage his reputation or Biden's?

I genuinely don't understand the narrative here, I can't even AGC it.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009





AGC

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

wizzardstaff posted:

So is the rule of law actually doing anything to protect him or not? Is Stormy Daniels attempting to damage his reputation or Biden's?

I genuinely don't understand the narrative here, I can't even AGC it.

I feel like if I squint, I can sorta make out the point he thinks he's making.

The rule of law is protecting Trump, even though it's not necessary wrt Stormy Daniels because apparently she has no effect on him. Biden and the other guy, who are standing in the rain like morons are laughing at how owned Trump must feel to be standing with an umbrella when it isn't even raining on him.

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

The horrible thing for service is just helping someone in need. Literally, just helping someone is bad.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

Jobs under threat by Cao Yi


Hypocrisy by Cai Meng


Toxic mixture by SONG CHEN


Bleeding others dry by Luo Jie


Waves of wrong moves by Cai Meng


Protectionism by Cao Yi


Le Monde

by Arend Van Dam from the Netherlands

Gaza : l’offensive de l’armée israélienne sur Rafah/Gaza: Israeli offensive against Rafah by Osama Hajjaj from Jordan


by Rodho from France
2024 European Elections
"The rise of parties on the far-right is becoming normal in Europe."
"The one time a European consensus gets popular!"

Ben Garrison









Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Rebecca Hendin on small boats and the Eurovision song contest – British politicians seem to be competing to see whose rhetoric over turning back migrants can be the harshest"

Telegraph:

Hunt urges Bailey not to cut interest rates too quickly

Matt:

What Dover really thinks of its hardline Tory MP switching to Labour

Independent:

After Walter Sickert and Lulu.

The i paper:

What the UK leaving recession means for your money

Times:

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


Maybe I'm just dumb, but
Kellies Nomination: Least Comprehensible

Edit: Disregard, turns out I was just dumb.

the_steve fucked around with this message at 15:33 on May 11, 2024

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

the_steve posted:

Maybe I'm just dumb, but
Kellies Nomination: Least Comprehensible

She shot herself in the foot with her psychotic story about puppy murder and compounded it by saying her first act in office would be to murder another dog (she said she wanted to kill Biden's). Possible the only unambiguously good Garrison cartoon ever.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Stultus Maximus posted:

She shot herself in the foot with her psychotic story about puppy murder and compounded it by saying her first act in office would be to murder another dog (she said she wanted to kill Biden's). Possible the only unambiguously good Garrison cartoon ever.

Ohhh, ok, that makes more sense. I knew about the original dog murder, I didn't know she was doubling down on it.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
Ben and Tina got their marching orders I guess. Here's a cartoon and blog snippet from when RFK Jr first entered the race:


quote:

Nearly all democrats are pro-war these days, but not RFK Jr. He’s old school. This is what the Democrat Party needs to survive. It needs to reject insane woke socialism and the servicing of globalist billionaires and instead return to the party to one representing the working man and freedom—especially freedom of speech.
...
Again, RFK Jr. is different. He’s much smarter than his uncle Teddy and he had the focused discipline to pursue scientific scholarship and study vaccines for many years. You’ll notice the media cannot refute his research; they can only smear him. His recent book, “The Real Anthony Fauci” exposed a criminal bureaucrat, but somehow the corporate media still supports Fauci in the face of many damning facts.In addition to warning us about medical tyranny, RFK Jr. is also anti-establishment, anti-war, and anti-corruption.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
I mean, they've always been craven opportunists. They went from this (which is meant to be pro-Musk, in spite of the obviously flawed visual metaphor):



To this:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I love how Garrison draws himself

Can you imagine distilling yourself down to that image and not being like "holy gently caress, I'm a dipshit"

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


Indiana_Krom
Jun 18, 2007
Net Slacker
What is the free speaking conservative going to say drinky duck?

Skios posted:

I mean, they've always been craven opportunists. They went from this (which is meant to be pro-Musk, in spite of the obviously flawed visual metaphor):



To this:



"Unpopular opinion": when even Elon Musk de-platforms you.

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!

I dont know posted:

The horrible thing for service is just helping someone in need. Literally, just helping someone is bad.

Ah, yes, I remember the Boy Scout Slogan well. "Do a good turn daily, unless it's for some loving woke."

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

the_steve posted:

I feel like if I squint, I can sorta make out the point he thinks he's making.

The rule of law is protecting Trump, even though it's not necessary wrt Stormy Daniels because apparently she has no effect on him. Biden and the other guy, who are standing in the rain like morons are laughing at how owned Trump must feel to be standing with an umbrella when it isn't even raining on him.

If only they had some Whiskey Sours

MJ Feral
May 1, 2024

the_steve posted:

Ohhh, ok, that makes more sense. I knew about the original dog murder, I didn't know she was doubling down on it.

She has been oscillating rapidly between doubling down on it and trying to claim its fake news. Bunch of other wild stuff in the book apparently but the dog and her lieing about meeting the leader of North Korea have been taking most of the air. I really want a cartoonist to tackle her hiring the Hells Angels for event protection though.

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
Bob Englehart




Carlos Latuff




Christopher Weyant




Dave Whamond




David M. Hitch




Jeff Koterba



Don't worry, it's much more likely that a blood vessel in your brain will swell or burst with no warning whatsoever, either killing you or permanently damaging your mental faculties. The worm is comparatively low-risk!


Jimmy Margulies




John Darkow




Lee Judge




Monte Wolverton




Randall Enos




Taylor Jones




Walt Handelsman

Indiana_Krom
Jun 18, 2007
Net Slacker

idonotlikepeas posted:

Bob Englehart



The 2018 midterms turnout was the highest it has been in about 110 years, and the 2020 presidential voter turnout was the highest it has been in 120 years.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Indiana_Krom posted:

The 2018 midterms turnout was the highest it has been in about 110 years, and the 2020 presidential voter turnout was the highest it has been in 120 years.

I think you'll find it's a perfectly reasonable graph with no flaws

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Angepain posted:

I think you'll find it's a perfectly reasonable graph with no flaws



The negative 102% voter turn out year has retroactively invalidated the previous 2 elections.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The negative 102% voter turn out year was when someone allowed the election to run on Varvel and Garrison rules, where nobody actually shows up but Candidate I Hate shoves pages of the phone book and obituaries into the ballot box while laughing maniacally and those count for some reason.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"Chris Riddell on Britain and the US hiding from the reality of Gaza – Confronted with devastation in the Middle East, the west can only mouth platitudes"

Sunday Telegraph:

Britons gaze up in wonder as Northern Lights illuminate the world

Matt:


Sunday Times:

Labour draws up ‘defection watch’ list of Tories to target

Mail on Sunday:

Real life pub from Baby Reindeer is flooded with a string of hilarious reviews following Netflix show - but furious staff are telling new customers to 'go away'

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Angepain posted:

I think you'll find it's a perfectly reasonable graph with no flaws



If this trend continues, 119% of people will be voting by the year 2100.

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
Speaking of retroactively invalidating things, it's time once more for





I really hope you all like this joke.



But, for now, Tats is going to take a break to bite the hand that (currently) feeds him. Could he possibly be having some sort of epiphany about the right wing? Is this the beginning of a redemption arc for Tatsuya Ishida?



No, it's just stupid.



See, he made it stupid.



I'm not going to even ask what this new klurf poo poo he's doing is.



Just taking a one-off to be offensive to the Jewish religion for no obvious reason.



And we end as we began, with that same "joke" he did last week.


Pettyfest







idonotlikepeas fucked around with this message at 16:31 on May 12, 2024

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
I can't tell if Tats is having a broken clock moment and stating zionist protestors are insane and making up a lot of the hate they're supposedly getting or if he's equating Israel = jews, therefore bad.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

idonotlikepeas posted:

Is this the beginning of a redemption arc for Tatsuya Ishida?
Yeah I was going to say, once he crossed the bridge of "naming the Jew" where he went from lizard illuminati code to outright saying that the Jews control the world with Jewish magic a redemption arc is very unlikely.

But I see that he has made that point for me.

This one is almost a fair point. If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.

Of course Desmond Tutu already made that point without being a Nazi, so you do not gotta hand it to Tatsuya Ishida.

idonotlikepeas posted:

I'm not going to even ask what this new klurf poo poo he's doing is.
It's one of those 8chan wojak poo poo.

MJ Feral
May 1, 2024
He seems to be siding with Palestine mostly for the sake of being antisemitic. Very Candence Owens core.

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Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Zionist protestors are instigators and Israel is warcrime central but these cartoons are so antisemitic and hateful that it is impossible to agree with any point their creator makes.

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