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OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Kerning Chameleon posted:

It was one of the proto-alt right factions. Typical white supremacist evangelical MRA shittheadery, with some unironic monarchism and transhumanism mixed in for flavor.

Was that the same as Iron Pill or was that something totally different?

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Took me a moment wondering what ironic transhumanism looked like before I correctly parsed that sentence.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Frequent Handies posted:

So, is there any advice/suggestions/resources on trying to deal with a loved one who's into this poo poo?

Sever?

If they are willing to believe this nature of conspiracy, they are in some deep mental poo poo and could probably use some professional help.

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

OwlFancier posted:

Took me a moment wondering what ironic transhumanism looked like before I correctly parsed that sentence.

Uploading my consciousness to own the libs

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Cutting off your own arm and then tying a mannequin arm with a load of wires glued to it to the stump.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Eox posted:

Uploading my consciousness to own the libs

It turns out we're all Cookies and some 4chan hacker turned San Junipero into a hellworld for the lulz.

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
uploading trump.piss... Done
setting anythingMatters to false
fascism: critical

beginning core dump

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

OwlFancier posted:

Cutting off your own arm and then tying a mannequin arm with a load of wires glued to it to the stump.

My retirement plan

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.

Pope Guilty posted:

TBH if you're interested in the extreme right in the modern day Elizabeth Sandifer's Neoreaction a Basilisk is basically required reading.

poo poo don't tell us about the basilisk

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

OAquinas posted:

Was that the same as Iron Pill or was that something totally different?

Iron Pill is *chan weirdos, DE is what happens when Dawkins fanboys take the almost inevitable step from "boy I'm so much smarter than those religious types" to "boy I'm so much more intelligent than black people" except with hundreds of thousands of extra words.

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

OAquinas posted:

Was that the same as Iron Pill or was that something totally different?

There was a lot of overlap but the Venn diagram wasn't quite a circle.

Lustful Man Hugs
Jul 18, 2010

dead comedy forums posted:

wait is that for real

that sounds like it was named after some early 90s White Wolf stunt

Yeah, those are the guys that made fake Magic cards of themselves.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

dead comedy forums posted:

wait is that for real

that sounds like it was named after some early 90s White Wolf stunt

It's what all the tech bro's got involved with before it became ok to just be overtly racist. All kinds of dark poo poo which could be basically summed up as "feudalism only GENIUS STEMLORD TECH PEOPLE are in control of everything and everyone else is basically a slave".

What the alt-right now calls "the swamp" was called "the cathedral" by the dark enlightenment movement. Different name but the same thing: The state. The alt-right hates "the state" because something-something tyranny. The dark enlightenment hates "the state" because it allows the weak to survive and doesn't bow down to the majesty of big normal smart brains.

The dark enlightenment was slightly less about nationalism and more about some kind of meritocracy based fascism where they of course imagined themselves the smartest people in the world so they'd be kings. But because they can't help themselves they got a bit obsessed with what they called "human biodiversity". Which was code for horrible racism.

Regarde Aduck fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Apr 28, 2018

fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler
sorry for returning to a point a few pages ago, but on the topic of Nibiru, mostly because Sumer is a fascinating topic, most people are vaguely unclear as to why Nibiru is such a bad thing coming back, only that it'll throw off something astronomically blah blah blah whatever, but that's pretty tame compared to the Sumerian Ancient Alien theorists

the real out there ones are the Annunaki are on Nibiru coming back to enslave humanity and take it's gold because ???

the proof is obviously in "gold mines" in South Africa that humanity was enslaved to work in

I poo poo you not these people argue that babies speak Sumerian

fishception fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Apr 28, 2018

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Come to think of it, Hillary stealing adrenochrome from kids is basically a repackaged version of Annunaki harvesting adrenaline from abductees.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

Mantis42 posted:

Come to think of it, Hillary stealing adrenochrome from kids is basically a repackaged version of Annunaki harvesting adrenaline from abductees.
David Icke also pushes a modified version of this, where the interdimensional lizards feed on negative energy caused by torture and general suffering (especially of children), and it's channeled to them through Illuminati symbols, which is why they put secret triangles etc. everywhere.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Sperglord Firecock posted:

sorry for returning to a point a few pages ago, but on the topic of Nibiru, mostly because Sumer is a fascinating topic, most people are vaguely unclear as to why Nibiru is such a bad thing coming back, only that it'll throw off something astronomically blah blah blah whatever, but that's pretty tame compared to the Sumerian Ancient Alien theorists

the real out there ones are the Annunaki are on Nibiru coming back to enslave humanity and take it's gold because ???

the proof is obviously in "gold mines" in South Africa that humanity was enslaved to work in

I poo poo you not these people argue that babies speak Sumerian

Are these people unaware that Snow Crash was fiction, or...?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Mantis42 posted:

Come to think of it, Hillary stealing adrenochrome from kids is basically a repackaged version of Annunaki harvesting adrenaline from abductees.

Is it wrong for me to hear the name "Annunaki" as a villain in a Mummy sequel or something?

fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler

Pope Guilty posted:

Are these people unaware that Snow Crash was fiction, or...?

it's based off the work of a hack called Zecharia Sitchin who said he translated some cuneiform tablets telling about ALIENS and NIBIRU and poo poo, it's pure lunacy, look up some of the vids on YouTube sometime

snow crash having similar themes is in many ways a parallel development

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Huh I was thinking that the nibiru thing was just the old nemesis star idea but apparently it's a whole new level of crazy.

UmOk
Aug 3, 2003
Snowcrash is good

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
The revelation that Hobby Lobby was smuggling Iraqi artifacts makes me fear that not only are they trying to make the corporate dystopia part of Snow Crash come true, but also part about the ancient Sumerian mind control :tinfoil:

fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler

OwlFancier posted:

Huh I was thinking that the nibiru thing was just the old nemesis star idea but apparently it's a whole new level of crazy.

yeah it takes some elements from it the same way a lot of conspiracy bullshit things take from each other, it just does it using awful and unsubstantiated translations of clay tablets and also ignoring the idea that ancient people loved a good story as much as anyone nowadays so sky people are, yknow, a story and not a real thing

seriously one of the primary arguments is "THEY WOULDN'T WRITE IT DOWN IF IT DIDN'T HAPPEN"

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!


twitter thread with more

qanon really is just pizzagate only somehow even more stupid

duodenum
Sep 18, 2005

Snow Crash is that novel where the mafia is really really REALLY serious about pizza delivery, right? That's about as far as I got before I laughed and never picked it up again.

Loved Anathem and Seveneves, though.

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord

duodenum posted:

Snow Crash is that novel where the mafia is really really REALLY serious about pizza delivery, right? That's about as far as I got before I laughed and never picked it up again.

Loved Anathem and Seveneves, though.
Yeah it's that one. It's worth sticking with; a lot is intentionally ridiculous, parodying stuff that was around when it was written.

(Delivery window guarantees were a pretty big deal.)

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

You're supposed to laugh, bud.

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



I loved Snowcrash when I was 14 and thought it was the dopest poo poo ever.

Now I love Snowcrash because it makes me laugh. RIP robodog

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

McGlockenshire posted:



twitter thread with more

qanon really is just pizzagate only somehow even more stupid

If adrenchrome aka oxidized adrenaline aka oxidized epinephrine is so amazing, why don't toddlers go ham / get psychotic when doctors give it to them for croup?

Croup is one of the most common respiratory infections in kids. Inhaled epinephrine is what you give if they have problems breathing. I imagine if you had inhaled epinephrine that would oxidize faster than if epinephrine was just in the blood you were drinking.

Edit: Furthermore! They make inhalers with this stuff. You could just inhale the stuff like an asthmatic in an asthma attack. If this stuff is the key to immortality or some dumb stuff, why do asthmatics look so dorky?

Lote fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Apr 29, 2018

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Pope Guilty posted:

Are these people unaware that Snow Crash was fiction, or...?
Qanon follower: "Fiction? Do you mean a documentary "clearly inspired by the democratic party"?" :suicide:

McGlockenshire posted:



twitter thread with more

qanon really is just pizzagate only somehow even more stupid
I fear we will end up seeing something that is to Qanon what qanon is to pizzagate.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


McGlockenshire posted:



twitter thread with more

qanon really is just pizzagate only somehow even more stupid

i dont understand this at all, who sauces walnuts?

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

dead comedy forums posted:

wait is that for real

that sounds like it was named after some early 90s White Wolf stunt

Here you go buddy

Toplowtech posted:

Qanon follower: "Fiction? Do you mean a documentary "clearly inspired by the democratic party"?" :suicide:

I fear we will end up seeing something that is to Qanon what qanon is to pizzagate.

When qanon ends it will inevitably be absorbed by the next conspiracy fad to come around. Pizzagate ate the Clinton Body Count, Qanon ate Pizzagate, and the cycle will continue.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



compilation of this stuff leaking into the real world from the first two pages of the subreddit, wonder how much more of this there will be

"Sidewalk art for Q! At my local park."


"Spotted at a gun show in PA"


"On Letgo"


"You know it’s happening when you see this in CHICAGO"

Paladin
Nov 26, 2004
You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.


Is the blue hat just another color for the MAGA hat or is there a special Q Version?

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Q is turning on Jerome Corsi
https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/comments/8ftzo2/you_wanted_qs_attention_jerome_corsi_youve_got_it/

Guess someone doesn’t want Corsi getting in on the inevitable Patreon bucks

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Whatever the origins of Qanon, It really reads like the Right trying to convince themselves that no, they're not the bad guys, even though they have the nazis and the klan and the people who shoot up schools. No, its that the other side is just nothing but Pedo Cannibal Satanists! Like you read it all, and its just "no we're really the good guys!" and chuds trying to convince themselves that the guy they have embraced as their savior is not the most incompetent and unqualified man ever elected president, but really some genius on an nth level that is laying plans within plans to defeat the nebulous other.

I find that "i'd be a republican today" sticker hilarious, because I highly doubt JFK would have gone along with whatever the hell the GOP is doing now, and also Eisenhower would have probably been a democrat. Unless this is a dumbass "dems killed me because of DEEP STATE HAIL SATAN PASS ME MORE KID STEAK"?

Snowcrash was the #1 "Book i kept hearing was great, but when I got around to reading it finally, it was terrible" to me until Ready Player One came out. Seriously, the guy who recommended me it told me it was better than any of the William Gibson novels. Yes its a parody, but I always found the core setting stuff stuff around cyberpunk really silly like VR hacking and street samurai. Good commentary on technology and capitalism though.

A funny thing about Nibiru, that yes it appears in Sumerian texts, along with Annunaki and other elements of Sticthen's cosmology, but they never appear together. It's like if Aliens visited our civilizaiton and assumed that Spider-Man and Solid Snake were related because both appeared in our fiction. Its funny how his works still have adherants because we've translated everything from Sumer by now, and back when Sticthen was writing it was only translated in small parts and those weren't easily accessed by the public. Now you can google up the full text of the Epic of Gilgamesh and other works and realize its all full of poo poo. He loved to just make up stuff, like saying that rocket ships were mentioned by Gilgamesh or that this place name means "the landing place" or "Place where the gods came out of their rockets" and so on. While i'm on this tanget, isn't it odd that anything to do with ancient aliens never goes past the Apollo Progam? Like they always use phrases like space capsules (Capsule!!) and the tech is always just radio and such.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.
I mean they do it with their own religion so it's not a surprise they'll do it with some rando poo poo too. They conflate 'demons' who are enemies of god with Satan, who is a dude employed by god to test people's faith.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Wasn’t April the month Q said all the stuff would start coming out and the big booms would start happening? I’m guessing nothing happening again is another Deep State plot

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Wasn’t April the month Q said all the stuff would start coming out and the big booms would start happening? I’m guessing nothing happening again is another Deep State plot
It all happened. Mueller got copies of Hillary Clinton's adrenochrome pizza emails and Peter Strzok's Trump assassination texts from Michael Cohen's .iso of Anthony Weiner's laptop, but the public isn't ready to hear the truth yet. It would blow their tiny sheeple minds. So for the moment Trump's just focusing on peace in Korea now that the CIA no longer controls Kim Jong-Un.

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Best Korea
Feb 15, 2012
John Podesta was on Ancient Aliens the other night. Has this been worked into the conspiracy yet?

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