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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Grittybeard posted:

:ohdear: everyone on the pregame show picked the Chiefs, which fills me with superstitious dread.
The refs got you covered brah. Insert a Mr Logan-esque rant about the refs here.

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


Lol cry more you fuckin goof

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


. Wrong thread

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Wrong thread.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Jan 22, 2023

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/rydunleavy/status/1617013933881147399?s=61&t=WYM7dMjKTsuRSqhXtIGWWQ

Lol I can’t emphasize how much I enjoy the Giants losing.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
So, is anybody else rooting for the Kelce Bowl?


CharlestheHammer posted:

Is he crying about that false start in the first half?

How pathetic

There was an extremely blatant false start on one of Jacksonville's TDs I think in the second half, but like, the Chargers secondary was getting away with murder all night and got away with two helmet-to-helmets, so it's still pathetic.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009


lol how do you not at least have a prepared statement about overcoming adversity and grit and stuff after your team that has been mostly dogshit for a decade rips off an incredible Cinderalla season with your first year coach

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Docjowles posted:

lol how do you not at least have a prepared statement about overcoming adversity and grit and stuff after your team that has been mostly dogshit for a decade rips off an incredible Cinderalla season with your first year coach

Cinderella didn’t get stuffed in a dumpster by the wicked stepsisters at the end.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Cinderella didn’t get stuffed in a dumpster by the wicked stepsisters at the end.

Sure but for the past 10 years Cinderella got dumpstered in the first chapter if not the prologue. Except for that one year she got to ride a boat which ran into a rock and sank. So making it nearly to the end is a massive upgrade. Seems weird that the owner was so mad about it that he couldn't even speak.

Also just to be clear I do not like the Giants at all, but Daboll did some loving wizard poo poo this year. The roster was mostly used toilet paper and they won a playoff game. The house money ran out but it was more real than the Vikings lol

Docjowles fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Jan 22, 2023

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/rodger/status/1617201676271910912?s=46&t=FrYtFPNVi0-4oFb-0-I84g

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Smh at everyone who didn't remember this, it was part and parcel of the comedy of that final drive, ended when Jimmy graham caught the TD and just ran straight off the field to the locker room


Sad to see the giants lose, but I guess that's what happens when you have a glorified RB at QB who can't even take the snap on the only play the team gets a TD on

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

https://twitter.com/nicnacpattiwac6/status/1617006295902556160?s=20&t=w3azS16FsC6Npvo0yrp4Xg

If you ever see me eating a pocket potato no you didn't

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
It's a hand warmer until it gets cold and then it's a snack. Midwestern life hack.

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

I don't think smuggling a potato into the stadium is weird, eating it with no seasoning is the weird part. You couldn't scrounge up some butter or pepper?

I did catch someone dipping a Christmas cookie in ketchup one time though at a Dolphins game:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


As an Idahoan, I approve. You do you, potato lady.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Hamhandler posted:

I don't think smuggling a potato into the stadium is weird, eating it with no seasoning is the weird part. You couldn't scrounge up some butter or pepper?

I did catch someone dipping a Christmas cookie in ketchup one time though at a Dolphins game:

That's 100 times worse than eating a plain baked potato.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Hamhandler posted:

I did catch someone dipping a Christmas cookie in ketchup one time though at a Dolphins game:


This is making me nauseous

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
Go bengos

Ordering skyline at Phebes in Manhattan and it’s already busy as hell

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Rabid Snake
Aug 6, 2004




Potato eating fan owns

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Hamhandler posted:

I did catch someone dipping a Christmas cookie in ketchup one time though at a Dolphins game:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9A6ctjHAxE

LiquidFriend posted:

That's 100 times worse than eating a plain baked potato.

It's the worst thing to ever happen in that stadium.

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Out of all the things to get grossed out by at a football game a simple baked potato is not one of them.

:colbert:

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Assuming it was wrapped in something in your pocket, yeah. If it wasn’t, I’ve gotta rate that a little gross.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






https://youtu.be/ad0w59lBfXU

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

fartknocker posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9A6ctjHAxE

It's the worst thing to ever happen in that stadium.

It happened during the Joe Philbin era and I think it was a very natural expression of the general vibe at that time

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

rjmccall posted:

Assuming it was wrapped in something in your pocket, yeah. If it wasn’t, I’ve gotta rate that a little gross.
I feel even if that potato was stored in her shoe (unwrapped) until it was chow time, it would still be preferable compared to a cookie dipped in ketchup.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


what if she stored the potato in her lady pocket

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

3 DONG HORSE posted:

what if she stored the potato in her lady pocket

Going to make some onlyfans money

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Nobody who eats that kind of cookie has a sense of taste left in the first place.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Its a lifestyle
https://twitter.com/EnglishBob1/status/1218992936681119750?t=P7RQYw4r6pfJMaJuvX3jpQ&s=19

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Nobody with a mustard bottle. Shamrful

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Maholmes does officially have a high ankle sprain

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

3 DONG HORSE posted:

what if she stored the potato in her lady pocket

Better than where a Bills fan would store it.

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