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shen posted:can someone get Callisto station on the horn to see what's up? I'd do it myself but I've recently gotten into a very immersive VR program and it won't let me save Capn? We are going there to establish Callisto station.
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I’m going to gently caress the station after it’s built
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Aug 9, 2023 01:13
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Pinche Rudo posted:I’m going to gently caress the station after it’s built Once again, why we had the rigorous mental screenings.
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Aug 9, 2023 01:20
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redshirt posted:Once again, why we had the rigorous mental screenings. The person who screened me was visibly drunk
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Aug 9, 2023 01:22
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Pinche Rudo posted:The person who screened me was visibly drunk Who screens the screeners, eh?
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Aug 9, 2023 02:07
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The head of HR told me they were screening primarily on physical attractiveness and fuckability to 'shoot those uggos off the face of planet'. In hindsight recruiting from the Sears catalog casting department was a stupid cost saving measure.
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Outrail posted:The head of HR told me they were screening primarily on physical attractiveness and fuckability to 'shoot those uggos off the face of planet'. Straight out of central casting, you say?
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Straight out of central casting, you say? The black leather couch was a bit of a red flag.
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Aug 9, 2023 02:38
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I raided the doctor’s secret stash and found some poppers. Who wants to let those things inside to party?!?!
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Pinche Rudo posted:I raided the doctor’s secret stash and found some poppers. Who wants to let those things inside to party?!?! I bet they're straight edge losers.
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Aug 9, 2023 04:27
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Aug 11, 2023 06:25
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redshirt posted:Stringent mental health evaluations Lighten up, have a popper
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Aug 11, 2023 06:27
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Pinche Rudo posted:Lighten up, have a popper Dude we have a full simulation in like 6 hours!
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Aug 11, 2023 06:28
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redshirt posted:Dude we have a full simulation in like 6 hours! It’ll get you loose for the sim. I’m pretty sure the Captain’s had 3 already
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Aug 11, 2023 21:02
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Pinche Rudo posted:It’ll get you loose for the sim. I’m pretty sure the Captain’s had 3 already I'm worried about the Captain, too.
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Aug 11, 2023 21:09
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*returns after being mysteriously missing for the past 900 days* Hello everyone, this is your Morale Officer. *smiles calmly while staring at you, never blinking*
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Aug 11, 2023 21:11
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(tappity tappity tap... tap...) It will be glorious when the great, unblinking eye that watches upon Callisto opens wide.
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Aug 11, 2023 21:30
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DrSunshine posted:*returns after being mysteriously missing for the past 900 days* So when is Pizza Night???
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*comm array clicks* "Nav officer Kilpenny here, just a thought, we could just go home you know" (Kilpenny coughs, it's very wet sounding.) "it would save a lot of hassle and money to not do any of this" "I think our government would appreciate the gesture. Could help the situation on venus? Anyway, course is still locked into saturn... uh.... yeah. Is it saturn... pfwoar, I should sneak a nap in" *somehow, the click of the array is nervous* *Kilpenny wipes their nose, a small clot comes out but goes unnoticed*
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I vote we space the moral officer on the basis they're basically HR E: unless they have a parasitic entity or something, then they can stay. We're not monsters.
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Callisto? gently caress I thought this was the ship to Castro station! what am I gonna do with all this cuban rum and cigars now
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Aug 11, 2023 22:18
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Michaels chooses to approach the door like a predator. He keeps low and outside of its sensor package. His upgraded heart filters the adrenaline and begins storing it for emergency secretion should he need it. He remains calm, nerves unshaken, approaching the left side jamb and presses himself silently against the wall The door tenses, a tingle going up it's reinforced hinges; there is *no* thermal data but it's microphone registered an "above average background noise event" recently. Michaels taps lightly on the bottom of the door, near the kickplate. Tap, tap-tap-tap, tap. The door immediately raises the lights in the room, and exclaims "Perry! Why didn't you just say it was you? I'm gonna rust myself shut one of these days! By God's gates Perry! Perry smiles, "You know how long I've been wanting to upgrade your mic insert, how about we have a talk about your data filtering schema after you let me in. I think I have an idea...."
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Aug 11, 2023 22:26
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SRQ posted:Callisto? I've got some ideas
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Aug 11, 2023 22:49
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redshirt posted:I'm worried about the Captain, too. I would like to reassure everyone that the pressures and loneliness of command have not gotten to me at this stage of the journey. Now the logical move at this point is to physically rip out the part of the ship's computer responsible for automatic operation of the ship's systems, so that it can't pull a HAL 9000 on us. Then we'll eject it out the airlock in a kind of ritualized rejection of Earth-bound authority, ok good talk any volunteers?
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I got bored of looking at our normal uniforms so last time I was on laundry duty I made all our uniforms tie dye. 
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shen posted:I would like to reassure everyone that the pressures and loneliness of command have not gotten to me at this stage of the journey. Now the logical move at this point is to physically rip out the part of the ship's computer responsible for automatic operation of the ship's systems, so that it can't pull a HAL 9000 on us. Then we'll eject it out the airlock in a kind of ritualized rejection of Earth-bound authority, ok good talk any volunteers? Umm Cap'n, I'm looking through the Command module, and.... I don't see anything remotely like this...
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shen posted:I would like to reassure everyone that the pressures and loneliness of command have not gotten to me at this stage of the journey. Now the logical move at this point is to physically rip out the part of the ship's computer responsible for automatic operation of the ship's systems, so that it can't pull a HAL 9000 on us. Then we'll eject it out the airlock in a kind of ritualized rejection of Earth-bound authority, ok good talk any volunteers? To the gates of hell Commander.
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numberoneposter posted:I got bored of looking at our normal uniforms so last time I was on laundry duty I made all our uniforms tie dye. Good thinking! As Morale Office I am duty-bound to award you with this gold star.
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Have we done a musical episode yet?
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Bonzo posted:Have we done a musical episode yet? The Captain is Compromised, The Musical
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(TAP, tap, tap) We wonder... What does The Eye see in the Captain's Head?
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Xlorp posted:(TAP, tap, tap) 🎼 "what would we do if the capitan's dead?" "how many nights must we feel this dreeeeaaad?"
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Ummmmm uhhhhh don't know exactly who to tell but I've put on 60 lbs over the past 4 years and I wasn't exactly a small guy to begin with so well uhhh I can't fit into my pants let alone my EVA suit, so I've been wearing this gold laminated reflective insulation sheet as a toga, but is there maybe a way to make some kind of double space suit? I'm the only other person qualified to repair the long range antenna and I don't know if you want that other guy doing anything more complicated than Chinese checkers, of which we don't even have a set, but that's something I'll bring up at a later date. Hey are you gonna finish that? numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Aug 13, 2023 |
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redshirt posted:So when is Pizza Night??? Can anybody hear me in there?! I brought your order from Space Domino's. Someone ordered 30 pepperoni pizzas with special instructions to draw smiley faces inside the box. I've been out here for a couple months now, and to be honest... I ate all the pizza. I'd still like my tip though. We normally don't deliver outside the asteroid belt, but my boss made an exception because we're trying to expand our business. HELLO??! Continues banging on the outside of the hull, which sounds like faint tapping from inside the ship
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Gherkin Jerkin posted:Can anybody hear me in there?! I brought your order from Space Domino's. Someone ordered 30 pepperoni pizzas with special instructions to draw smiley faces inside the box. I've been out here for a couple months now, and to be honest... I ate all the pizza. Oh poo poo right we ordered pizza! *Gets on EV Suit
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Captain I refilled your liquor cabinet with the latest batch of space hooch I made by fermenting and distilling the weird green mold that started growing in the greenhouse
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Gherkin Jerkin posted:Can anybody hear me in there?! I brought your order from Space Domino's. Someone ordered 30 pepperoni pizzas with special instructions to draw smiley faces inside the box. I've been out here for a couple months now, and to be honest... I ate all the pizza. My dude I put in a charge back for those pizzas months ago. 30 minutes or less right?
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"I planned on this only being a 4-year one-way trip..." I say ominously before destroying navigational controls while holding a space gun on the crew.
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JediTalentAgent posted:"I planned on this only being a 4-year one-way trip..." I say ominously before destroying navigational controls while holding a space gun on the crew. Oh that's where my hair dryer went, give it back I want to look good when the pizza guy gets in.
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ATTENTION SHIP RESIDENTS: MANDATORY MEETING TODAY AT 17:00
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