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GonSmithe posted:I fail to see why anyone thinks these completely heartless "so bad it's good" movies are good, but there's like 6 new ones every year. If I could make a living making nothing but this awful schlock, I would. I would chew every bit of scenery, I would fire every spray painted Nerf gun like a real soldier, I would loving own it. I'm 100% serious. Maybe I should quit my job. I'm not awful to look at and don't freak out when speaking publicly.
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Inzombiac posted:If I could make a living making nothing but this awful schlock, I would. You should talk to goon FizFashizzle who was the "star" of the three-headed shark movie. Also ask him about his experiences hanging out with RVD.
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Codependent Poster posted:You should talk to goon FizFashizzle who was the "star" of the three-headed shark movie. Also ask him about his experiences hanging out with RVD. link to thread?
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GonSmithe posted:I fail to see why anyone thinks these completely heartless "so bad it's good" movies are good, but there's like 6 new ones every year. 
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Dillbag posted:link to thread? No idea. It was probably brought up in some random football thread in TFF.
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At least Troma movies we're earnest. These things are pieces of poo poo and appeal to loving losers who eat up monkey-cheese poo poo.
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And More posted:The other heads can eat your friends. What friends? 
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They're off by about 5900 teeth.
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Talk about the devil, both just from last week lol:  It's been over 40 years since the release of the first Jaws (holy poo poo, time flies) and multiple franchises are still living off the concept.
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Sharksploitation is a rich tradition.
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Jamie Foxx's hat looks like clipart
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The weirdest thing about that poster is how everybody else looks mostly right, except for Ansel Elgort.
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God, those Dark Tower posters have been so lackluster. McConaughy all looking like someone off screen just called his name and he's trying to gauge if he knows them or not.
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I've never really gotten the "boohoo Hollywood is killing my childhood" thing that nerds on the internet are always bitching about, but I've got to admit, that Jumanji poster hurts me on a deeply personal level. I haven't seen Baby Driver, but I'm always happy to see Jon Hamm in things. I want Jon Hamm to be in every movie.
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It kinda looks like McConaughey accidentally walked into the shot and is surprised to see Idris Elba there.
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LonelyMudkip posted:I've never really gotten the "boohoo Hollywood is killing my childhood" thing that nerds on the internet are always bitching about, but I've got to admit, that Jumanji poster hurts me on a deeply personal level. Im mildly amused by the fact that someone, somewhere said "you know what needs a comeback? Jumanji!" Also that is one lovely cast.
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The poster didn't hurt me nearly as much as the trailer did. It looks abysmal.
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Attitude Indicator posted:Im mildly amused by the fact that someone, somewhere said "you know what needs a comeback? Jumanji!" That's gotta be the first time anyone has ever said that about a movie with Dwayne in it.
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Dark Tower looks like total dogshit. Hopefully, it's just the marketing...
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LonelyMudkip posted:I haven't seen Baby Driver, but I'm always happy to see Jon Hamm in things. I want Jon Hamm to be in every movie. I think he's really good in it.
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Vintersorg posted:Dark Tower looks like total dogshit. Hopefully, it's just the marketing... Nah, check out the writing credits. It's gonna suck.
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Vintersorg posted:Dark Tower looks like total dogshit. Hopefully, it's just the marketing... The current cut is rumored to run only 85 minutes (I have no idea how reliable that newsletter is, so take that with a grain of salt). But couple that with a six-month delay in release, and the lateness of the first trailer, and I'm not optimistic.
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Harlock posted:This show is still on ? ? ? I'm kind of impressed they followed the plot of the comics and have everything going to poo poo for the latest season with the full vampire overlords
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Harlock posted:This show is still on ? ? ? This is the last season. I'm only watching til the end to see Ephraim's son get his face bashed in.
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FilthyImp posted:I'm kind of impressed they followed the plot of the comics and have everything going to poo poo for the latest season with the full vampire overlords There's a comic? It was a trilogy of novels first, I thought.
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Codependent Poster posted:You should talk to goon FizFashizzle who was the "star" of the three-headed shark movie. Also ask him about his experiences hanging out with RVD. I want to watch an episode where Fiz teaches Inzombiac to act in between doing power cleans and learning how to get a stew going. Dude...it's stew. edit: what the gently caress is this 
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That's Idris Elba.
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 Good call not showing the characters' faces on the main poster, 2004.  Good call.
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ruddiger posted:This is the last season. I'm only watching til the end to see Ephraim's son get his face bashed in. Book spoiler but probably also show spoiler for the end of the story Eph totally nukes himself and his kid because that is the only way to kill the Master for good.
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Waffleman_ posted:That's Idris Elba's giant head on a tiny body situated in a way impossible for the human spine to achieve.
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Waffleman_ posted:That's Idris Elba. I might just be seeing things because he posted it, but I can see a face composited on to a head, or a combination of two heads, or something.
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 What's the poster on the right? It looks familiar-ish, but I can't place it. It's the sort of thing I'm probably going to kick myself over when someone points it out.
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Appears to be a variation on this poster for Flash Gordon:
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Not a poster per se, but manga artist Yusuke Murata did this to promote the Japanese release of Power Rangers and it's the best thing to come out of the movie. https://twitter.com/powerrangersjp/status/882721158839193600
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Waffleman_ posted:Not a poster per se, but manga artist Yusuke Murata did this to promote the Japanese release of Power Rangers and it's the best thing to come out of the movie. It's not great. Feels claustrophobic.
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