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ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.


Book!

got it last week but just paid for the shipping

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DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


Just got the book. My review:

Surprisingly few hamburgers on the inside
A+

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

DarkEuphoria posted:

Just got the book. My review:

Surprisingly few hamburgers on the inside
A+

The book of twoday was cool too, gj

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
If you don’t have PMs but need to message me about BOOK come to this discord server

https://discord.gg/A7nzrC3R

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

LMAOOO my book looks amazing except the box was full of ants, alive and dead

BOOK didn't feel good, changes....ANTICIDE! many such corpses!

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

lol the ant stains make the inside covers look loving metal as gently caress

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

mdemone posted:

LMAOOO my book looks amazing except the box was full of ants, alive and dead

BOOK didn't feel good, changes....ANTICIDE! many such corpses!

bonus content

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

skaboomizzy posted:

bonus content

this right here is a drat one-of-a-kind

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

What is this, a BOOK for ants?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
bonus cont-ant

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



You've gotta specify "no ants" in the shipping payment contents if you don't want ants

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

I'm still just giggling because it's such a stupid and chaotic and pointless thing, it's so perfect

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



It's a special edition thing, they're the ants from the work order about the ant infestation in the White House that was described as just "ANTS!"

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
ANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTS

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
My book had no ants; 0/10

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


what, did he pay extra for the ants? where the gently caress are my ants!!!!!

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

fabergay egg posted:

what, did he pay extra for the ants? where the gently caress are my ants!!!!!

I keep feeling like they're in my pants

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


I thought all the special edition books were getting leather covers, now you’re telling me I could have specified an ant based binding? What about beetles?

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
Shoulda asked for a fast food hamburger cardboard box wrap on mine.

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


Mayor Dave posted:

The book of twoday was cool too, gj

thanks! it was fun to make

Barry Soteriology
Mar 1, 2020
my book came with ants, but i didn't order ants. my doctor says it's formication, but i know ants when i feel them.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
OK!!! it took a while but I think I sent replies to everyone on kickstarter and on here. I am pretty sure I must have missed someone by making some kind of mistake, so if you are trying to contact me and I didn't respond yet, message me again

and,

twoday posted:

If you don’t have PMs but need to message me about BOOK come to this discord server

https://discord.gg/A7nzrC3R

also come if you want to hang out I guess

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
anecdotally, shortly after I got my book I did have a small infestation of ants. I recommend the terro liquid baits, they work real good. and I would also recommend the book, whether or not science is able to conclusively prove it attracts ants

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
a lot of people have been asking so here is an FAQ:

1) no, the book was not censored by the chinese government without my knowledge; I did that myself

2) the book may or may not attract ants, it could potentially be some ingredient in the ink

3) yes, I am aware of the spelling errors

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I have ants in my kitchen but they have not migrated to BOOK, possibly because they fear the power it projects

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Wow, that's so weird I thought it was just me but I found ants trying to carry the book away. I caught them before they made it under the oven but now I'm worried my book might get stolen.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
No worries if the ants take your book away, you can just buy another one!

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
oh god they're on to me, they're going to realize that i included the ants so that the ants will take away the book and they'll have to buy another book

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
oh poo poo I didn't mean to post that

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Wait so am I waiting on me paying shipping then, I need to figure out my PayPal password again

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Enjoying BOOK!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
I can feel the ants but I can't see them, is this a known issue or should I submit a bug report?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

They are technically insects

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://blog.bookbaby.com/how-to-self-publish/self-publishing/whats-an-isbn

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

I feel like I have a piece of history in my hands when reading this book

5/7 would buy again

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



initial impression was 9/11 but i didn't get ants so my final rating is 1/6

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

twoday posted:

oh poo poo I didn't mean to post that

The stream of consciousness to the internet is the first sign of trump synchcromesh

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


Raine posted:

initial impression was 9/11 but i didn't get ants so my final rating is 1/6

:hmmyes:

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Scallop Eyes
Oct 16, 2021
Thankfully I saw the message about the shipping payment today, so I can rationalize the expense as a birthday present to me.

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