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Magugu posted:Was sitting around last night and jabber started screaming at me, so I jumped into a fleet. Heard the FC say something about a dread in an ess, but that we were going to get blue balled. Had to look up what a dread and an ess was. ✅ Blueballs ✅ Killing enemy dumbasses ✅ Gate games ✅ Shooting blues ✅ Fuckin' with roaming bombers That sounds like a true baptism by blue blood, congratulations  have you spoken up yet as a new pilot in fleet, then been showered in isk?
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Potato Salad posted:✅ Blueballs Agreed, this newbee is more adorable than the one on Reddit a few days ago asking about which battlecruiser they should buy first a Brutix or a Talos with all the isk they've saved up. Outside of an isk shower, a tip for the newbee for the upcoming peacetime mining ops as they're also a good iskmaking opportunity while Delve is rebuilding. Train up one of them Venture/Procurer gunless space vacuums (as well look for trainable auxillary mining skills in the Mastery tab, for the rock lasers) and you yourself could be welping Muninns to neutral gatecamps in no time.
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Potato Salad posted:
No, I've been pretty quiet. I'm still trying to figure out all the commands, but I'm getting better and don't think I've made any egregious mistakes beyond getting too close to a keepster and not getting on the mail. Some goons did give me some isk when I posted my story on that a few days ago. EVERY TIME GOING posted:
I'm still working on the 120 day skill plan, so If those skills are in that then I will have them. I do have a freebie venture but haven't really tried it out. Are there organized mining fleets? I plan on going Omega, when I get paid. I'm having fun, even though I don't know what I'm really doing and spend a lot of time in station. There is so much depth to the game that I've been spending hours a day reading, watching video's, and learning. My short term plan is to keep working on the skill plan, and try to join a fleet or two every day. I've also been looking at SIG's, but not sure on which is good for me.
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feedmegin posted:Can't let that stationary structure run away, now, can we? Worth noting that for things that have some modicum of movement making them slow can increase the damage they take, so it's not just to prevent ships from running away.
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Are these mining ops pinged by director bot or so I need to be in a special group?
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Don't want to jump the gun as the revised public mining/ADM fleet procedures might be nearing completion, so you will probably see a big director effortpost in the right place sometime soon.
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Magugu posted:No, I've been pretty quiet. I'm still trying to figure out all the commands, but I'm getting better and don't think I've made any egregious mistakes beyond getting too close to a keepster and not getting on the mail. Some goons did give me some isk when I posted my story on that a few days ago. What is your ingame name?
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Ajaxify posted:Welcome to the wonderful world of externalities and tragedy of the commons. If you don't police then the whole group suffers as there's less of everything to go around. It's just how it is given the way respawning of sites works. Imagine being dumb enough to think that it's hard to get wibla to shoot a cherry picker.
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Sickening posted:And the solution is make everyone mine the merc last? That seems beyond painful to police. Every other ore is worth so much less. That and you have to have special lazers equipped to even mine merc. It's not too bad really. People said the same thing about the dark ochre rule. Put a few heads on sticks and people get real polite real fast. When we implemented the rule before, it only applied to Delve proper (and maybe only some constellations in Delve, I can't remember). As a result, you started seeing an exodus of the "incapable of playing nice with others" people from Delve to elsewhere. A lot of chinese settled in querious. A lot of euros went south to period basis. A contingent of Russians started setting up in Fountain. I'm not saying A caused B... but it does seem like the people left mining in Delve understood and followed the rules while the ruder segments drifted elsewhere.
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Captain Melo posted:What is your ingame name? https://zkillboard.com/character/2119001802/
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https://br.evetools.org/br/61217ff26334070018514336 "lol" said the goon. "lmao."
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Ajaxify posted:https://br.evetools.org/br/61217ff26334070018514336 I was one of the last bombers to escape. By the time I got to the gate out of the system, it was camped on both sides. I somehow made it through both camps? I'd love to say it's because of my excellent piloting skills, but really, it's because Horde is terrible as all hell.
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Looks like an amazing op. I gasped at the battle report and my wife called me a nerd when I explained.
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The bounty risk modifier is hilarious. What an incredible nerf to making money by ratting. It was already not great, now its hilariously poo poo. The cherry picking is pretty hilarious too and it seems pretty rampant in the systems I have mined in lately. Almost tempted to get the covops out and catch people in 8k. People will cluster in the anoms with merc in them and will mine the other stuff for the most part. Leave the anom for a bit to eat or something and bam, that merc will vanish and nobody knows what happened to it. People with roq's saying "they didn't see nuffin".
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Foehammer007 posted:Also we (hole squad) should've left when we had whole squid, I blame myself I blame you, too.
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Sickening posted:The bounty risk modifier is hilarious. What an incredible nerf to making money by ratting. It was already not great, now its hilariously poo poo. Narc 'em. Our doomsdays hunger for horseshoe crab blood (it's blue.)
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When I was a wee lad in Eve Online, sometime around 2015, I found that transporting goods from Jita to Amarr was a very profitable activity. For every trip I could net 10% off all the items I purchased. Eventually, I scaled up to a freighter and would throw 20bil worth of ships in it once a week. I would move through high sec so I didn't see much risk in it. Oh, how wrong I was. One day with 20bil in the cargo hold I was half paying attention and on my way back to Amarr when a little ship came up to say hi while I was aligning. Only this ship didn't say hi, it started bumping me, and bumping me, and bumping me. I messaged the pilot and asked them to please stop, but unfortunately, he said he would not. I offered to pay him seeing I wasn't going anywhere. He accepted. And I wired him 800mil a nominal fee considering what I had in my cargo hold at the time. Anyway, He didn't stop bumping me and before I knew it there were dozens of catalysts warping to me. I pled, I begged him, I told him of my military service IRL, all I got was a "lmao" in the chat and before I knew it 20bil+1 Charon was wiped off the face of the earth. I learned many valuable lessons about life that day. I ended up quicking the game for about 3 years after that incident. That being said I have never encountered a more vile group of humans in my life. And to see them IRL brings joy to my eyes the receding hairlines, the soft lovely bodies, the lack of any redeeming qualities brings joy to me. Why? Because although they raped me in a video game, and I could NEVER go toe to toe with them in Eve Online, in real life there are still just a bunch of neckbeard nerds, thank you for taking the time to read my tale of woes. https://zkillboard.com/kill/49238648/ The packages were full of ships and goods. Double rapping was the way I would hide some value.
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Burn Jita? I miss those days. Is a burn Jita even doable with the changes to bumping?
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Otacon posted:When I was a wee lad in Eve Online, sometime around 2015, I found that transporting goods from Jita to Amarr was a very profitable activity. For every trip I could net 10% off all the items I purchased. Eventually, I scaled up to a freighter and would throw 20bil worth of ships in it once a week. I would move through high sec so I didn't see much risk in it. Oh, how wrong I was. One day with 20bil in the cargo hold I was half paying attention and on my way back to Amarr when a little ship came up to say hi while I was aligning. Only this ship didn't say hi, it started bumping me, and bumping me, and bumping me. I messaged the pilot and asked them to please stop, but unfortunately, he said he would not. I offered to pay him seeing I wasn't going anywhere. He accepted. And I wired him 800mil a nominal fee considering what I had in my cargo hold at the time. Anyway, He didn't stop bumping me and before I knew it there were dozens of catalysts warping to me. I pled, I begged him, I told him of my military service IRL, all I got was a "lmao" in the chat and before I knew it 20bil+1 Charon was wiped off the face of the earth. I learned many valuable lessons about life that day. I ended up quicking the game for about 3 years after that incident. That being said I have never encountered a more vile group of humans in my life. And to see them IRL brings joy to my eyes the receding hairlines, the soft lovely bodies, the lack of any redeeming qualities brings joy to me. Why? Because although they raped me in a video game, and I could NEVER go toe to toe with them in Eve Online, in real life there are still just a bunch of neckbeard nerds, thank you for taking the time to read my tale of woes. so it's like 75/25 on whether it was me or siegfried cohenberg that bumped that guy, those cohenbergs are actually my dps alts from my first set of accounts that got banned daily reminder that THE MINISTRY OF LOVE is the best SIG in the entire damned coalition that people 6 years later will still remember you and salt post about you despite you not even remembering the incident. stay tuned for further broadcasts regarding the ministry of love
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Otacon posted:When I was a wee lad in Eve Online, sometime around 2015, I found that transporting goods from Jita to Amarr was a very profitable activity. For every trip I could net 10% off all the items I purchased. Eventually, I scaled up to a freighter and would throw 20bil worth of ships in it once a week. I would move through high sec so I didn't see much risk in it. Oh, how wrong I was. One day with 20bil in the cargo hold I was half paying attention and on my way back to Amarr when a little ship came up to say hi while I was aligning. Only this ship didn't say hi, it started bumping me, and bumping me, and bumping me. I messaged the pilot and asked them to please stop, but unfortunately, he said he would not. I offered to pay him seeing I wasn't going anywhere. He accepted. And I wired him 800mil a nominal fee considering what I had in my cargo hold at the time. Anyway, He didn't stop bumping me and before I knew it there were dozens of catalysts warping to me. I pled, I begged him, I told him of my military service IRL, all I got was a "lmao" in the chat and before I knew it 20bil+1 Charon was wiped off the face of the earth. I learned many valuable lessons about life that day. I ended up quicking the game for about 3 years after that incident. That being said I have never encountered a more vile group of humans in my life. And to see them IRL brings joy to my eyes the receding hairlines, the soft lovely bodies, the lack of any redeeming qualities brings joy to me. Why? Because although they raped me in a video game, and I could NEVER go toe to toe with them in Eve Online, in real life there are still just a bunch of neckbeard nerds, thank you for taking the time to read my tale of woes. This guy did almost everything wrong, holy crap. Good chance he was autopiloting too.
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ok we found out it was me, but i don't save logs from almost a decade ago. HOWEVER SIEGFRIED loving COHENBERG, THE BEST BUMPER IN THE GAME FOUND SOME LOGS FROM THE GUY except, from 9 MONTHS EARLIER this guy not only got scammed and ganked once, but he is a repeat victim, who paid into the same scam TWICE. https://pastebin.com/mkHZdwrz
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i just wanted to say that unequivocally, SIEGFRIED COHENBERG is the best highsec metagamer in the history of the game. He ransomed hundreds upon hundreds of billions of value from freighters, convinced LITERAL hundreds of freighters to duel his alts, got LITERAL hundreds of freighters to eject simply by using his words, the guy is a loving legend, and without him CCP probably wouldn't have removed indefinite bumping from the game not only that, but the raw number of structures he's stolen from people is easily hundreds of billions in value too, the guy is literally insane at this game not to mention the dozens of people who he scammed into bonus rooming with the crew and getting those people to give away everything that they own, this guy has caused AT LEAST ten trillion in damage to the pubbies of this game and his exploits aren't known outside of the circle of gankers, he's amazing
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1001 Arabian dicks posted:ok we found out it was me, but i don't save logs from almost a decade ago. Well the answer is it took him 9 mos to make another freighter Why would you haul in highsec orange juche fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Aug 22, 2021 |
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Otacon posted:When I was a wee lad in Eve Online, sometime around 2015, I found that transporting goods from Jita to Amarr was a very profitable activity. For every trip I could net 10% off all the items I purchased. Eventually, I scaled up to a freighter and would throw 20bil worth of ships in it once a week. I would move through high sec so I didn't see much risk in it. Oh, how wrong I was. One day with 20bil in the cargo hold I was half paying attention and on my way back to Amarr when a little ship came up to say hi while I was aligning. Only this ship didn't say hi, it started bumping me, and bumping me, and bumping me. I messaged the pilot and asked them to please stop, but unfortunately, he said he would not. I offered to pay him seeing I wasn't going anywhere. He accepted. And I wired him 800mil a nominal fee considering what I had in my cargo hold at the time. Anyway, He didn't stop bumping me and before I knew it there were dozens of catalysts warping to me. I pled, I begged him, I told him of my military service IRL, all I got was a "lmao" in the chat and before I knew it 20bil+1 Charon was wiped off the face of the earth. I learned many valuable lessons about life that day. I ended up quicking the game for about 3 years after that incident. That being said I have never encountered a more vile group of humans in my life. And to see them IRL brings joy to my eyes the receding hairlines, the soft lovely bodies, the lack of any redeeming qualities brings joy to me. Why? Because although they raped me in a video game, and I could NEVER go toe to toe with them in Eve Online, in real life there are still just a bunch of neckbeard nerds, thank you for taking the time to read my tale of woes. im the recent golem kills
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At killing me while I AFK through lowsec by accident? Yes.
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Carth Dookie posted:Burn Jita? 
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https://streamable.com/5yz5nb He has returned
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Solus posted:https://streamable.com/5yz5nb
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Solus posted:https://streamable.com/5yz5nb but will his wyverns ever be returned to him?
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Fqubed posted:What do you think the latest goonbonds are for Pre-funding boydozer's next fuckgoons episode
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Otacon posted:i had to snopes this and he's still in test, you got rused and rused me too, thanks the TEST propaganda machine wins again
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Solus posted:https://streamable.com/5yz5nb 
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Solus posted:https://streamable.com/5yz5nb When are we getting back on that real poo poo?
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