OSHA: definitely bent in the straight places

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The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

Powershift posted:

https://i.imgur.com/lscU3xD.mp4

I hope he's goin somewhere good

He's gone to a better place.

# ? May 16, 2019 03:43

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# ? May 29, 2024 23:23

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

OH MY loving GOD

# ? May 16, 2019 03:53

Mt. ORourke: Dec 10, 2006; We find no vestige of a beginning,
no prospect of an end.

Powershift posted:

https://i.imgur.com/lscU3xD.mp4

I hope he's goin somewhere good

see you later, shitlords

# ? May 16, 2019 04:53

Kibayasu: Mar 28, 2010

starkebn posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HzaXCqY.mp4

Crews responded to the Devon Tower in downtown Oklahoma City at around 7:45 a.m. local time.

The Oklahoma City Fire department was able to secure the basket as of 8:25 a.m., and the two window washers were safe by 8:49 a.m.

High winds or did we discover a perpetual motion machine?

# ? May 16, 2019 05:08

IPCRESS: May 27, 2012

Kibayasu posted:

High winds or did we discover a perpetual motion machine?

Not the latter - it's powered by panic.

# ? May 16, 2019 05:27

Dirt Road Junglist: Oct 8, 2010; We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Kanine posted:

no

but yeah

i go to MICA in baltimore and overall the sculpture department is a great place to be and there's a really good emphasis placed on safety and following correct procedures/regulations so all these stories are really just dumb students who tried doing something without asking for help

there was this one time a freshman came in to the wood shop carrying a ~6 inch wood sphere they must have gotten somewhere. i didnt think anything of it because i figured they were gonna carve it or something. all of a sudden i heard the shop tech going holy poo poo what are you doing really loudly and i looked over and saw them trying to cut the sphere on the milling bandsaw just by holding it and guiding with their hands. thank god the tech stopped them too because they way they were holding it they would have lost a thumb if it caught on the bandsaw and pivoted

same wood shop, a freshman came in and started grinding a piece of metal on the disc sander that currently had a pile of sawdust underneath it, shooting a shower of sparks directly into the sawdust pile causing it to catch on fire. it was all good tho since someone immediately ran over with a fire extinguisher. apparently the person doing it somehow didnt realize that our school has a metal shop even though it comprises an entire building just down the street (i later found out they were an illustration major which sort of explains that)

my sophomore year in intro to metal fabrication, my professor told a story when he was demoing how to use a plasma cutter where when he was in undergrad (same college) his professor pressed the nozzle to his hand and apparently didnt realize he was completing the circuit when he was explaining how the machine needed a circuit to start cutting. said professor apparently has a perfect circular scar in the center of his palm now and problems using his left hand.

the same professor also said that when he was in undergrad a girl tried casting her arm in a plaster that gets extremely hot. she ended up getting third degree burns and needed skin grafts on her arm

ive got more if anyone is curious

This was my experience in "2D/3D Studio Art for Non-Art-Majors" at a state university. I'm #blessed to have bad vision, because someone trying to cut some unspecified poo poo with a Dremel cutting disc across the table from me had the disc explode and part of it ended up embedded in the left lens of my glasses. Luckily, his parents were rich and chill and paid for my replacement glasses.

These were not safety glasses. They're just the ones I wear to be able to, y'know, not be legally blind.

Dude also used to use spray glue in the stairwell and not in the fume room.

If he's not dead by now, he's definitely gonna die of some gross chemical lung disease before he's 50.

# ? May 16, 2019 05:32

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

starkebn posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HzaXCqY.mp4

Crews responded to the Devon Tower in downtown Oklahoma City at around 7:45 a.m. local time.

The Oklahoma City Fire department was able to secure the basket as of 8:25 a.m., and the two window washers were safe by 8:49 a.m.

Did they put an overlay on something in the bucket? What's that brown thing?

# ? May 16, 2019 05:49

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

highlights loving up the camera?

# ? May 16, 2019 05:50

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

as soon as that basket started swinging, those window cleaners covered it with something brown

if you know what i mean

# ? May 16, 2019 06:16

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://i.imgur.com/tRruvLI.mp4

https://www.ksat.com/news/lake-dunlap-spillgate-failure-causing-waters-to-rise

# ? May 16, 2019 07:18

His Divine Shadow: Aug 7, 2000; I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

chitoryu12 posted:

I really like that upon seeing the giant child in the background, your first instinct was to try and justify the existence of giants.

Welcome to tiny truck world, Winston.

# ? May 16, 2019 07:23

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Memento posted:

https://i.imgur.com/tRruvLI.mp4

https://www.ksat.com/news/lake-dunlap-spillgate-failure-causing-waters-to-rise

Well poo poo, that's one way to let it empty.

# ? May 16, 2019 07:43

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Memento posted:

https://i.imgur.com/tRruvLI.mp4

https://www.ksat.com/news/lake-dunlap-spillgate-failure-causing-waters-to-rise

Dam.

# ? May 16, 2019 10:13

The Real Amethyst: Apr 20, 2018; When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Syrian Lannister posted:

Are you me?

911 dispatcher here

Nope. Even better, I don't have to sit at a desk. I can go sleep in a bed and just pray my radio doesn't ring.
Thankfully i work in a very quiet station.

# ? May 16, 2019 11:24

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

I knew I should have kept my emt and moved up to paramedic

# ? May 16, 2019 11:36

starkebn: May 18, 2004; "Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

https://i.imgur.com/GHCCmip.mp4

# ? May 16, 2019 12:12

IPCRESS: May 27, 2012

Memento posted:

https://i.imgur.com/tRruvLI.mp4

https://www.ksat.com/news/lake-dunlap-spillgate-failure-causing-waters-to-rise

Haven't read the article, but that actually looks like a fuse plug rather than a dam wall failure.

# ? May 16, 2019 13:11

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Powershift posted:

https://i.imgur.com/lscU3xD.mp4

I hope he's goin somewhere good

Poochy no

# ? May 16, 2019 13:34

Croatoan: Jun 24, 2005; I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

starkebn posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HzaXCqY.mp4

Crews responded to the Devon Tower in downtown Oklahoma City at around 7:45 a.m. local time.

The Oklahoma City Fire department was able to secure the basket as of 8:25 a.m., and the two window washers were safe by 8:49 a.m.

If you somehow knew you were going to live, that looks fun. You wouldn't know that of course so every moment would be a living nightmare. You know, fine lines and all that. Pretty sure we all know what the brown stuff in the bucket was after a few minutes of that action.

# ? May 16, 2019 13:50

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Powershift posted:

https://i.imgur.com/lscU3xD.mp4

I have to go now, my home planet needs me.

# ? May 16, 2019 14:45

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

# ? May 16, 2019 15:03

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Powershift posted:

https://i.imgur.com/lscU3xD.mp4

I hope he's goin somewhere good

Me; my decision making.

# ? May 16, 2019 15:22

Asmodai_00: Nov 26, 2007

starkebn posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HzaXCqY.mp4

Crews responded to the Devon Tower in downtown Oklahoma City at around 7:45 a.m. local time.

The Oklahoma City Fire department was able to secure the basket as of 8:25 a.m., and the two window washers were safe by 8:49 a.m.

nope.gif

# ? May 16, 2019 16:23

beep-beep car is go: Apr 11, 2005; I can just eyeball this, right?

Memento posted:

https://i.imgur.com/tRruvLI.mp4

https://www.ksat.com/news/lake-dunlap-spillgate-failure-causing-waters-to-rise

Infrastructure Week!

# ? May 16, 2019 16:23

boar guy: Jan 25, 2007

that water dun lapped over that dam

# ? May 16, 2019 16:47

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Memento posted:

https://i.imgur.com/tRruvLI.mp4

https://www.ksat.com/news/lake-dunlap-spillgate-failure-causing-waters-to-rise

Water dun lap over the dam

# ? May 16, 2019 17:09

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

boar guy posted:

that water dun lapped over that dam

Dam! I didn't even notice its name in the video stamp.

# ? May 16, 2019 17:14

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

# ? May 16, 2019 17:18

Dave Grool: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

chitoryu12 posted:

I didn't even know you could not do that

# ? May 16, 2019 17:41

Nocheez: Sep 5, 2000; Can you spare a little cheddar?; Nap Ghost

beep-beep car is go posted:

Infrastructure Week!

Infrastructure Weak!

# ? May 16, 2019 17:46

Devor: Nov 30, 2004; Lurking more.

Dave Grool posted:

I didn't even know you could not do that

The test squeezes show you which direction the drill bit is turning so you don't spend 5 minutes drilling a small pilot hole with the drill in reverse. Hypothetically.

# ? May 16, 2019 17:51

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Devor posted:

The test squeezes show you which direction the drill bit is turning so you don't spend 5 minutes drilling a small pilot hole with the drill in reverse. Hypothetically.

Yeah, I always do it.

# ? May 16, 2019 18:06