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Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Syndic Thrass posted:

Hey guys just looking for some advice. gently caress YOU ALL UR ALL WORTHLESS ASSHOLES AND I DON'T loving PLAY YOUR GAMES BITCHES. So yeah any help appreciated.

This is unchill. Take our lack of ability to be a chill person to the other thread.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 19:09

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 20:55

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FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

uh ok

I'm going to tell Arghy to post in this thread

gammasilon for life~~~

# ? Aug 27, 2016 21:20

leStrom: Jul 30, 2014

Ynglaur posted:

LeStrom, please write a five paragraph essay comparing and contrasting authoritarian video game guilds to real-world dictatorships. Be sure to include lots of strongly-held opinions on each of your points. If I deem it sincere, I'll send you instructions on how to successfully join Goonwaffe.

(Five paragraphs doesn't necessarily mean "long," but it should be well-constructed.)

Syndic Thrass posted:

Hey guys just looking for some advice. gently caress YOU ALL UR ALL WORTHLESS ASSHOLES AND I DON'T loving PLAY YOUR GAMES BITCHES. So yeah any help appreciated.

Extrapolate this to every tier of a hierarchical system. And a few dashes of corruption, apathy, feigned respect. Pour into cake pan and bake at 350 degrees for 40 minutes.
Frost with My Little Pony� brand rainbow icing.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 22:00

MorsAnima: Nov 29, 2010; I just feel completely shit on. These changes won't make a cat in hell's difference.

Your post is just too.... tryhard. Really dude, it's the chill thread, just chill?

I know we all tell each other that everyone else is autistic spergelord #2451 and we all brush it off as "the bants' but that post is actually so bad.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 22:33

Rhymenoserous: May 23, 2008

leStrom posted:

Extrapolate this to every tier of a hierarchical system. And a few dashes of corruption, apathy, feigned respect. Pour into cake pan and bake at 350 degrees for 40 minutes.
Frost with My Little Pony� brand rainbow icing.

Yes. Everything you have heard on le-reddit is absolutely true. Mittens is hitler, and all those other guys are on a quest for justi-aahahahahahaha.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 23:21

pseudanonymous: Aug 30, 2008; When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

leStrom posted:

Extrapolate this to every tier of a hierarchical system. And a few dashes of corruption, apathy, feigned respect. Pour into cake pan and bake at 350 degrees for 40 minutes.
Frost with My Little Pony� brand rainbow icing.

Garr Khan come home, we miss you.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 23:26

Discussion Quorum: Dec 5, 2002; Armchair Philistine

leStrom posted:

Extrapolate this to every tier of a hierarchical system. And a few dashes of corruption, apathy, feigned respect. Pour into cake pan and bake at 350 degrees for 40 minutes.
Frost with My Little Pony™ brand rainbow icing.

Alternately, please put in an application at pandemic-legion.pl and link for all of us to enjoy.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 00:54

Carth Dookie: Jan 28, 2013

pseudanonymous posted:

Garr Khan come home, we miss you.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 00:56

leStrom: Jul 30, 2014

Yes you got me I've spent months plotting my return to eve reading every public forum available so that I could stand proud and tall above the other newbees, while also posting bullshit in these forums to prove im a casual likeable guy who just wants to chill, while in reality plotting an epic space opera with me at the helm.

I did not get bored of no man's sky after a week, followed by stardew valley for a few days, and on a whim decided that maybe I was due to play a real mmo with real people. The name's Asari Lucien currently sitting in Jita 4 in a probe outfitted to be fast and scan poo poo, though I'm not really sure why it's important to be fast and scan poo poo I remember doing that. I'm flakey, I'm more of a lurker especially over voice com, I don't anticipate renewing next month. It looks like my previous corp went by the name of tear extraction and reclamation services. I blew up a POS in nullsec with these guys once, we just kinda showed up with more guys and attacked them till it exploded... I was under the impression it was a relevant achievement but still don't really know why.

I have no idea how to make money in this game, It was all bought by selling plex. If interested I can post my training.
And yeah... my previous experience with goons was archeage and I have good memories of the people and bad of the forums.
I'm essentially a newbie with a couple of months of mostly intelligent skills learning focused on combat.

If these things make a sperg then uh... comedy goldmine.

leStrom fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Aug 28, 2016

# ? Aug 28, 2016 00:57

Carth Dookie: Jan 28, 2013

You make Paco Vato's posting look good.

Please hurry up and join Groon and/or Karma so they can whip you into something approximating a not terrible poster (Groon is probably better for that). Alternatively, get a name change to DeStrom and join TEST.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 01:00

Hexel: Nov 18, 2011

man i wonder whats going on in the chill thre :yikes:

# ? Aug 28, 2016 01:01

FruitNYogurtParfait: Mar 29, 2006; Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

leStrom posted:

Yes you got me I've spent months plotting my return to eve reading every public forum available so that I could stand proud and tall above the other newbees, while also posting bullshit in these forums to prove im a casual likeable guy who just wants to chill, while in reality plotting an epic space opera with me at the helm.

I did not get bored of no man's sky after a week, followed by stardew valley for a few days, and on a whim decided that maybe I was due to play a real mmo with real people. The name's Asari Lucien currently sitting in Jita 4 in a probe outfitted to be fast and scan poo poo, though I'm not really sure why it's important to be fast and scan poo poo I remember doing that. I'm flakey, I'm more of a lurker especially over voice com, I don't anticipate renewing next month. It looks like my previous corp went by the name of tear extraction and reclamation services. I blew up a POS in nullsec with these guys once, we just kinda showed up with more guys and attacked them till it exploded... I was under the impression it was a relevant achievement but still don't really know why.

I have no idea how to make money in this game, It was all bought by selling plex. If interested I can post my training.
And yeah... my previous experience with goons was archeage and I have good memories of the people and bad of the forums.
I'm essentially a newbie with a couple of months of mostly intelligent skills learning focused on combat.

If these things make a sperg then uh... comedy goldmine.

post your word walls in the other thread thank you

# ? Aug 28, 2016 01:26

Arghy: Nov 15, 2012

Weeping Wound posted:

I'm going to tell Arghy to post in this thread

gammasilon for life~~~

Name search, whats going on in here?

# ? Aug 28, 2016 03:15

Arghy: Nov 15, 2012

Also theta for loving life, drone space pioneers til the end! I remember trying to talk about current strategic objectives with them then realizing i was the only one who actually fought in theta. Everyone else was loving space industrialists while i wasted my earnings on T1 BB's to get alpha'd instantly because my name started with A.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 03:50

Syndic Thrass: Nov 10, 2011

Sup arghy

# ? Aug 28, 2016 04:19

Normal Barbarian: Nov 24, 2006

pseudanonymous posted:

Garr Khan come home, we miss you.

lol if you think he actually left

# ? Aug 28, 2016 08:45

Carth Dookie: Jan 28, 2013

scandoslav posted:

lol if you think he actually left

# ? Aug 28, 2016 12:53

The Claptain: May 11, 2014; Grimey Drawer

leStrom posted:

my previous experience with goons was archeage

I'm sorry.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 15:33

4th Horseman: Jun 3, 2011

leStrom posted:

Yes you got me I've spent months plotting my return to eve reading every public forum available so that I could stand proud and tall above the other newbees, while also posting bullshit in these forums to prove im a casual likeable guy who just wants to chill, while in reality plotting an epic space opera with me at the helm.

I did not get bored of no man's sky after a week, followed by stardew valley for a few days, and on a whim decided that maybe I was due to play a real mmo with real people. The name's Asari Lucien currently sitting in Jita 4 in a probe outfitted to be fast and scan poo poo, though I'm not really sure why it's important to be fast and scan poo poo I remember doing that. I'm flakey, I'm more of a lurker especially over voice com, I don't anticipate renewing next month. It looks like my previous corp went by the name of tear extraction and reclamation services. I blew up a POS in nullsec with these guys once, we just kinda showed up with more guys and attacked them till it exploded... I was under the impression it was a relevant achievement but still don't really know why.

I have no idea how to make money in this game, It was all bought by selling plex. If interested I can post my training.
And yeah... my previous experience with goons was archeage and I have good memories of the people and bad of the forums.
I'm essentially a newbie with a couple of months of mostly intelligent skills learning focused on combat.

If these things make a sperg then uh... comedy goldmine.

Pandemic horde is recruiting, it's very welcoming no paper pushing bs, just app, join, blow poo poo up with other nerds whenever you want

# ? Aug 28, 2016 17:50

Rhymenoserous: May 23, 2008

Arghy posted:

Also theta for loving life, drone space pioneers til the end! I remember trying to talk about current strategic objectives with them then realizing i was the only one who actually fought in theta. Everyone else was loving space industrialists while i wasted my earnings on T1 BB's to get alpha'd instantly because my name started with A.

Goonfleetdotcom posting hasn't been the same without you.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 19:11

learnincurve: May 15, 2014; Smoosh

Still on the fence about re-joining mostly because I just remembered that oh wait, two accounts and oh poo poo one of them has my mining alt and isk on it. Legit request, can someone tell me if the ship controls and UI have improved or not since 2008? Also can I still create safe spots? E: also is warp to gate back or not?

# ? Aug 28, 2016 21:33

Oodles: Oct 31, 2005

learnincurve posted:

Still on the fence about re-joining mostly because I just remembered that oh wait, two accounts and oh poo poo one of them has my mining alt and isk on it. Legit request, can someone tell me if the ship controls and UI have improved or not since 2008? Also can I still create safe spots? E: also is warp to gate back or not?

Can confirm warp to gate is a thing.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:12

Daler Mehndi: Apr 10, 2005; Tunak Tunak Tun!

learnincurve posted:

Also can I still create safe spots?

I started playing after 2008, but creating safes is definitely easier now that they've introduced a shortcut key to drop bookmarks. Creating tactical bookmarks on-grid is easier to manage as well, since you can now turn on visible brackets that will show you exactly where the bookmarks are.

And if I'm not mistaken, being able to share bookmarks with your corp members is a new thing since 2008. There may also have been an overall increase in how many bookmarks can be saved.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:15

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ctrl+B is the default hotkey to create a safespot bookmark.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:20

leStrom: Jul 30, 2014

It seems I have certain skills of being an MMO HMO dumbass. It looks like back in 2009 the groons murdered me, how do I sign up?

# ? Aug 29, 2016 02:33

Voyager I: Jun 29, 2012; This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

leStrom posted:

It seems I have certain skills of being an MMO HMO dumbass. It looks like back in 2009 the groons murdered me, how do I sign up?

After your reading your posting, you seem like a pretty unhinged dude and I'd rather you joined a group that doesn't have access to our voice comms.

Groon or Pandemic Horde would be a great fit.

# ? Aug 29, 2016 02:36

leStrom: Jul 30, 2014

Voyager I posted:

After your reading your posting, you seem like a pretty unhinged dude and I'd rather you joined a group that doesn't have access to our voice comms.

Groon or Pandemic Horde would be a great fit.

The propaganda game is not my strong suit.

# ? Aug 29, 2016 02:42

pseudanonymous: Aug 30, 2008; When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

leStrom posted:

The propaganda game is not my strong suit.

It doesn't seem like your strong suit is interacting with humans.

# ? Aug 29, 2016 03:16

1001 Arabian dicks: Sep 16, 2013; EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

pseudanonymous posted:

It doesn't seem like your strong suit is interacting with humans.

*makes a backseat moderation post*

# ? Aug 29, 2016 03:18

Dr. Pangloss: Apr 5, 2014; Ask me about metaphysico-theologo-cosmolo-nigology. I'm here to help!

pseudanonymous posted:

It doesn't seem like your strong suit is interacting with humans.

# ? Aug 29, 2016 03:21

PookBear: Nov 1, 2008

4th Horseman posted:

Pandemic horde is recruiting, it's very welcoming no paper pushing bs, just app, join, blow poo poo up with other nerds whenever you want

please join horde i love easy kills

# ? Aug 29, 2016 05:50

pseudanonymous: Aug 30, 2008; When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

avatarinwin posted:

*makes a backseat moderation post*

I'm sorry if it comes across that way, I guess what I'm really saying, as a valued member of the great goonswarm federation, is, I don't really think I would want to interact with this guy on comms or jabber or whatever. Granted I have no authority over who gets in, but these threads are like 90% + worthless opinions anyway, so I thought I'd give mine.

# ? Aug 29, 2016 07:29