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Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

...young bleached out angelina jolie…


…top heavy, well rounded cast.

:quagmire:

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD5GtohtRYU&t=35s

His response was pretty good too.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

The Rock also had the guy who played Dr. Cox on Scrubs, John McGinley? That cast was top heavy as hell too.

John C Mcginley was in every loving movie ever.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

There's something really off putting about the shape of his head.

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


Coward Dr Cox in Platoon is one of my favourite movie characters ever.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Here's one of my favorite nic cage things: https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/weekend-update-get-in-the-cage/n13390?snl=1

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Jaguars! posted:

Coward Dr Cox in Platoon is one of my favourite movie characters ever.

all of his characters are the same but with a slight twist

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
how could anyone forget cages riveting performance in season of the witch?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1qqruzK9_Q

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Cage ought to be locked in one and thrown overboard into the Challenger Deep.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Just bought a Queen Sized Ghost Mattress and got 2 free ghost pillows

Hail Ghost mattress

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
Ghost mattress: way of the sleepyguy

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

FastestGunAlive posted:

Ghost mattress: way of the sleepyguy

Raises pillows on the roof of its building

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Some artist got commissioned by Heidi Klum to paint Heidi Klum's cans.

To no one's surprise, Heidi Klum has nice cans.

So here's some mom-cans in the dad thread

http://i.imgur.com/YvpFXzB.png :nws: because America

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Those are indeed nice cans... but what the gently caress is going on with the rest of that? It looks like it was watercolor painted by a seven year old kid.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

To be fair, if I were to paint Heidi Klum's rack, I'd be all "gently caress it, close enough" when it came to the rest.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Naked Bear posted:

Those are indeed nice cans... but what the gently caress is going on with the rest of that? It looks like it was watercolor painted by a seven year old kid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7nj8FXqZhY

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Acceptable mom-supermodel cans.

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Didn't expect Klum to be a fan of Gavin Rossdale.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

a bit irrelevant and in no way directed at you but

in the Marine manual thing we had to study, under history, a listed accomplishment or w/e was the raid they led on that place to shut down the slave revolt by that abolitionist John Brown lol

Led by an Army officer, though.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

The Rock is just a great movie all around.

"It's you. You're the rocket man."

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

just remembered this beauty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqdILFt1PrA

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Honestly my favourite from that nic cage collection is him screaming HI loving YA. I actually don't want to know the context, that would just ruin it.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
If y'all haven't seen Vampire's Kiss you really need to.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Shame we never got the Tim Burton/Nick Cage Superman movie. That would have been a fever dream of a film.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
This is exactly what came to mind.

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

A Bad Poster posted:

Shame we never got the Tim Burton/Nick Cage Superman movie. That would have been a fever dream of a film.

Nic Cage as batman and Tim Curry as insert any villian here with Tim Burton directing.

I love the atrocious George Clooney batman but a real opportunity was missed in the 90s

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

My favorite part of Knowing is when Cage runs up to a guy who is on fire and fleeing from the scene of a plane crash and yells "HEY!" before moving on

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Naked Bear posted:

Those are indeed nice cans... but what the gently caress is going on with the rest of that? It looks like it was watercolor painted by a seven year old kid.

Like anyone that's ever had a remotely heterosexual thought wouldn't end up doing the same thing.

"A little abstract bit here for everything above the neck, a little more down here for the legs, aaaaannndd.... TITS!"

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
^^^ Good point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8GVWhviw8s

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

When did it become cool to hate Nicolas Cage anyways he's been in a lot of bad movies, but also a lot of really good movies, I think he's a good actor :shrug:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





A White Guy posted:

Nic Cage as batman and Tim Curry as insert any villian here with Tim Burton directing.

I love the atrocious George Clooney batman but a real opportunity was missed in the 90s

did someone say tim curry?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq1Nr58hM

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

When did it become cool to hate Nicolas Cage anyways he's been in a lot of bad movies, but also a lot of really good movies, I think he's a good actor :shrug:
Nic Cage has always been and forever will be a terrible actor. There are exactly two (2) good Nic Cage movies: Lord of War (because he didn't actually have to act) and The Rock (through no fault of his own).

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Matchstick Men was great too, but I like movies about con artists.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Naked Bear posted:

Nic Cage has always been and forever will be a terrible actor. There are exactly two (2) good Nic Cage movies: Lord of War (because he didn't actually have to act) and The Rock (through no fault of his own).

You forgot Con Air but otherwise this is pretty accurate.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nic Cage got carried through Lord of War by Jared Leto and Iam Holm. Ethan Hawke also put on a good performance of a man being blue balled by his job.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Nicolas Cage owns and you are a bad person if you disagree.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

The Weather Man was a pretty odd and arguably "boring" movie but I felt he acted really really good in it

Also did anyone in here actually watch Ghost Rider? I never saw it but it looked so terrible


-Edit lol

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Apr 3, 2017

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
National Treasure and Drive Angry all also really fun, dumb movies

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Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

It's sunny and warm in Central Oregon. Biked 40 miles and I'm now laying on my deck getting some sun for my best Irish white skin. IDGAF if this is some Cali girl type poo poo, the sun feels amazing

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