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ClamdestineBoyster posted:This makes a lot of sense. The pee is going back up into my penis from the parabolic toilet bowl and making my penis smaller and weirder. it's my fetish fruit on the bottom posted:We've romanced stoicism a bit too far, I think. Sure, there's something admirable about keeping petty things to yourself and not using others as an emotional dumping ground, but there comes a point where you've repressed too much, I think. where is this glorious utopia where you live cause out here the main troubles come from screeching adult babies who don't repress loving anything
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fruit on the bottom posted:We've romanced stoicism a bit too far, I think. Sure, there's something admirable about keeping petty things to yourself and not using others as an emotional dumping ground, but there comes a point where you've repressed too much, I think. Yes, and everyone assumes that this idea of masculinity is timeless and natural. It's not, men used to openly weep all the time to pick one example.
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You know what, I don't think that's unrelated. It's all gotta come out somewhere and if choking back my feeling of inadequacy and anxiety about my life doesn't come out as alcoholism then by god it's going to manifest as me screeching about something that I don't honestly care about but I'm still pissed and afraid and I don't know why
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fruit on the bottom posted:You know what, I don't think that's unrelated. It's all gotta come out somewhere and if choking back my feeling of inadequacy and anxiety about my life doesn't come out as alcoholism then by god it's going to manifest as me screeching about something that I don't honestly care about but I'm still pissed and afraid and I don't know why I have known some of these people intimately and personally, and it wasn't the terrible pressure of choking back their disappointment that their wives did the laundry wrong or the cook put onions on their burger or somebody out there doesn't agree with their opinion on brands that's done their heads in. They just don't see any value in not making everyone else miserable with their bullshit if there isn't someone there to immediately punish them for doing so. this thread's an endless font of "My boyfriend [43M] threw a videogame controller at my [25F] head cause I didn't serve him chicken tendies on time, is this normal?", you're gonna need to unpack your stoicism theory a lil more here A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Jun 5, 2017 |
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Grevling posted:Pissing outdoors is satisfying and refreshing. It's women who are sick for prefering to stew in the stifling and chemical-filled air of an average lavatory. The only time outdoor pissing is acceptable in an urban/suburban area is if you are super drunk, it's super late, you can't get a cab or subway, and you have a long rear end walk back home. This goes for dudes and chicks and you should ideally have someone with you to stand guard. Namaste.
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Grevling posted:Yes, and everyone assumes that this idea of masculinity is timeless and natural. It's not, men used to openly weep all the time to pick one example. I think it's weird to cry unless someone has died or they're like, happy tears. Not setting that forth as some objective standard, that's just where my socialization has landed me. I wouldn't look down on someone else for it, but that's just for me.
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Bamabalacha posted:The only time outdoor pissing is acceptable in an urban/suburban area is if you are super drunk, it's super late, you can't get a cab or subway, and you have a long rear end walk back home. Yeah, don't piss where people have to walk and for christ's sake not in an urban area. But if you can have a considerate piss outside then it's okay and feels good man imo.
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maskenfreiheit posted:I[27 F] caught my boyfriend[28 M] of 8 months, talking to men on craigslist. ... No, it isn't? Not if BF is looking to jerk guys off on Craigslist.
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Grevling posted:Yeah, don't piss where people have to walk and for christ's sake not in an urban area. North Americans, homeless people and not, are waaaaaay better at this concept than Europeans. I have never been in a city in Europe that didn't smell like piss in a large number of places.
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fruit on the bottom posted:I think it's weird to cry unless someone has died or they're like, happy tears. Not setting that forth as some objective standard, that's just where my socialization has landed me. I wouldn't look down on someone else for it, but that's just for me. Crying is a very good way to deal with strong emotions I think, I don't do it often but sometimes it happens and I feel better afterwards. Bamabalacha posted:North Americans, homeless people and not, are waaaaaay better at this concept than Europeans. I have never been in a city in Europe that didn't smell like piss in a large number of places. That's probably true. I'm sorry on behalf of my continent for reeking of piss.
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Bamabalacha posted:North Americans, homeless people and not, are waaaaaay better at this concept than Europeans. I have never been in a city in Europe that didn't smell like piss in a large number of places. yeah fuckin duh, it's right there in the name dude
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Mak0rz posted:your a peein' Oh god I feel like an idiot for missing that, hahahahah
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:yeah fuckin duh, it's right there in the name dude Now I'm really concerned about the youth in Asia.
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My girlfriend (27/f) doesn't care if I (29/m) am hungry and it is starting to really pushing me away!quote:This may sounds like a minor issue, but I'm on verge of leaving my girlfriend.
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I cried so much last night it gave me a headache so I'm not big on crying.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:My girlfriend (27/f) doesn't care if I (29/m) am hungry and it is starting to really pushing me away! Heads up, she thinks your fat and shes crazy. Fix this by bringing snack packets of cheeseburgers.
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Pick posted:I cried so much last night it gave me a headache so I'm not big on crying. 
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Pick posted:I cried so much last night it gave me a headache so I'm not big on crying. Train yourself to hydrate more whenever you start thinking of Hugh. Maybe stash some gatorade around the house.
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Barudak posted:Heads up, she thinks your fat and shes crazy. Fix this by bringing snack packets of cheeseburgers. I dunno, my boyfriend and I are both thin and in pretty good shape, we just have totally opposite eating schedules. I like small breakfast, big lunch, and a light dinner, all at the standard times, with maybe a small snack before bed. He likes to likes to graze/drink coffee until mid afternoon, eat a huge lunch, then eating a slightly less huge dinner around 9. But we have none of that weird poo poo that couple has going on. If we're out and the other person hungry, the hungry person eats and we both have "our" food at each other's places for when we're at home 
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Having different eating schedules is fine, telling your partner they cant eat and arranging tasks to prevent them from doing so is a condo in the nice area of crazytown.
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Barudak posted:Having different eating schedules is fine, telling your partner they can eat and arranging tasks to prevent them from doing so is a condo in the nice area of crazytown. Agree completely.
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Pick posted:I cried so much last night it gave me a headache so I'm not big on crying. I don't cry often because I'm a stunted weirdo from emotional abuse AND I have the tism
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:it is just next to impossible to eat!!! quote:I am going to eat now! quote:I'm hungry! quote:I am hungry It's impossible not to imagine that guy as some kind of insatiable ogre.
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Pick posted:I cried so much last night it gave me a headache so I'm not big on crying. Did someone die? I am sorry to hear that.
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Grevling posted:It's impossible not to imagine that guy as some kind of insatiable ogre. gf just always hiding plucky beanstalk-climbin' english lads from him, that bitch
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Bamabalacha posted:North Americans, homeless people and not, are waaaaaay better at this concept than Europeans. I have never been in a city in Europe that didn't smell like piss in a large number of places. Oh man this reminds me of a great time I had, which may or may not be funny for everyone else. I was transferring from the blue line to the red line (chicago L) or maybe it was vice versa, anyway, you have to go through this tunnel. My friends and I are tripping on 2C-B and had eaten some MDMA the previous evening so we're pretty well hosed, it's 8am and there are normal humans doing normal human things. We're walking through this loving tunnel and it smells awful, I'm pretty sure homeless folks camp in there when it gets cold and just piss the night away. So, we're just walking through giggling like idiots and generally being tripping fools and out of no where this girl in front of us, turns to her friend and very loudly blurts out "Smells like sluts down here!". Possibly one of the most hilarious moments of my life, we didn't stop laughing for a good 10-15 minutes. I also wanted to compose that story in honor of redditors so it's longer and more detailed than needed.
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dudeness posted:I [26M] simply CANNOT keep up with the impromptu sexual fantasies my GF [24F] comes up with. I totally empathize with the GF, that owns. The guys weirdly autistic about the places. "sex on a jaguar, 1965, burr walnut interior, British racing Green". She's dating Arnold Rimmer. Bamabalacha posted:North Americans, homeless people and not, are waaaaaay better at this concept than Europeans. I have never been in a city in Europe that didn't smell like piss in a large number of places. http://mochimachine.org/wasteland/ GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Jun 5, 2017 |
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The LAN NYC thread once had a meltdown over whether peeing off the subway platform was acceptable (it's not)
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:My girlfriend (27/f) doesn't care if I (29/m) am hungry and it is starting to really pushing me away! Completely irrelevant to the story but if those 'nut packets' he's talking about are the pretty standard ones you get in grocery stores and such they're usually like 280 calories and p high protein so they totally do work as a temporary meal replacement snack. I used to bulk order em off amazon until I got bored of eating them everyday. Maybe if he's that insatiable he's currently gaining weight and the gf is being super passive aggressive about trying to control it.
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Mak0rz posted:I know of a couple of nerds that have been together since they were like twelve and are so inseparable that everyone refers to them by a portmanteau of their first names (e.g. "brangelina"). She apparently "doesn't like sex very much" so the boyfriend once jury rigged a home made dick sleeve out of latex gloves and packing tape and used that regularly. 
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zakharov posted:The LAN NYC thread once had a meltdown over whether peeing off the subway platform was acceptable (it's not) I once puked between the cars on the subway because it was a choice between that or literally on the people in the super crowded car. it was going over the east river tho, hope there weren't any boats anyway that's my "subways and bodily waste" story
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:I totally empathize with the GF, that owns. The guys weirdly autistic about the places. "sex on a jaguar, 1965, burr walnut interior, British racing Green". San Francisco doesn't smell like piss, it smells like human poo poo in my experience.
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Bamabalacha posted:San Francisco doesn't smell like piss, it smells like human poo poo in my experience. That site tracked instances of human poo poo being spotted in SF, a noble endeavour.
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Bamabalacha posted:San Francisco doesn't smell like piss, it smells like human poo poo in my experience. DTLA on the other hand smells like both!
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:My girlfriend (27/f) doesn't care if I (29/m) am hungry and it is starting to really pushing me away! The best part of this post is if you read carefully his poor grammar reinforces the ogre narrative.
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Pick posted:no I meant the peeing! Someone get Pick a shewee like that chick who thought her boyfriend was going to propose, but was gifted one of those instead.
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Batterypowered7 posted:Someone get Pick a shewee like that chick who thought her boyfriend was going to propose, but was gifted one of those instead. It was an equalipee, thank you very much.
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:Thirty plus years left in her eighties lmbo quote:his mom May (56F) quote:I don't mean to be insensitive, but his mom is pretty young. HER mother is still alive and kicking in her 80's, and I honestly really don't feel like rooming with mommy [ed: the 56-year-old, not the 80-year-old] for the next 30+ years.
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Barudak posted:It was an equalipee, thank you very much. I hope it was used on a tree, like God intended.
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