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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:There isn't enough storage space on SA's ramshackle servers made of piss and burnt hair for me to fully express how much I loving hate Ellen Degeneres and how that hatred has grown trillions of magnitudes more powerful since she started doing her bullshit from home. How much ellen exposure do you have in a day and why
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:There isn't enough storage space on SA's ramshackle servers made of piss and burnt hair for me to fully express how much I loving hate Ellen Degeneres and how that hatred has grown trillions of magnitudes more powerful since she started doing her bullshit from home. My family watched her sitcom back in the 90s but I don’t remember poo poo about it. Anyway I forgot all about her and then fast forward 20 years and at some point around 2016 or so I guess suddenly she’s some huge celebrity talk show host. That felt like waking up from a coma honestly. I wish I’d stayed in it.
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:How much ellen exposure do you have in a day and why Basically that one clip.
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CODChimera posted:oh poo poo we hit 60k US deaths before May even STARTED just need to move a decimal over here and we're all good no harm no foul
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:There isn't enough storage space on SA's ramshackle servers made of piss and burnt hair for me to fully express how much I loving hate Ellen Degeneres and how that hatred has grown trillions of magnitudes more powerful since she started doing her bullshit from home. i like how one of the LA stereotypes is that you've truly moved to LA for your career once you've heard this story: Ellen DeGeneres was an incredible bitch to me, personally.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:There isn't enough storage space on SA's ramshackle servers made of piss and burnt hair for me to fully express how much I loving hate Ellen Degeneres and how that hatred has grown trillions of magnitudes more powerful since she started doing her bullshit from home. Love to hire non-union scabs in violation of my contract while I lecture the people at home about being kind.
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Steve Yun posted:
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Apr 30, 2020 06:28
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Atrocious Joe posted:imagine a 76 year old Nebraskan mailing a homemade mask to NYC, thinking to herself "They need this more than I do," and Cuomo gets it and staples it to his mood board for a press conference. they dont even form a picture, like a flag or somethin cummo sucks
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Apr 30, 2020 06:29
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Imagine caring about new yorkers.
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Judakel posted:Imagine caring about new yorkers. not empty quotin' but true.
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i feel left out, i just got the 1200 check, no letter
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Did trump send you his hands too Moongrave has issued a correction as of 07:35 on Apr 30, 2020 |
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Apr 30, 2020 06:36
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:People tried that in 2001 lol
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Donald Chump
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Steve Yun posted:<tumro.jpg> he kept us safe Solarin has issued a correction as of 09:04 on Apr 30, 2020 |
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Here's basically everything you need to know to know about Ellen https://twitter.com/rafaelshimunov/status/1183876799748608006?s=19 Also she's a miserable shithead to fans and employees and fights against unions.
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A Wild Animal posted:Donald Chump holy poo poo
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xrunner posted:My family watched her sitcom back in the 90s but I don’t remember poo poo about it. Anyway I forgot all about her and then fast forward 20 years and at some point around 2016 or so I guess suddenly she’s some huge celebrity talk show host. That felt like waking up from a coma honestly. I wish I’d stayed in it. lol what loving rock were you under, she's been a huge celebrity talk show host since like the mid 2000s edit: she still sucks tho
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Just the flu, no bigs
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Often happens during flu season.
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Gnossiennes posted:lol what loving rock were you under, she's been a huge celebrity talk show host since like the mid 2000s Yeah it was loving bizarre I honestly have no idea how I missed it. Like I was “what the gently caress when did she become a thing again” and people gave me weird looks and thought I was trying to be funny.
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xrunner posted:Yeah it was loving bizarre I honestly have no idea how I missed it. Like I was “what the gently caress when did she become a thing again” and people gave me weird looks and thought I was trying to be funny. what other things have caught u 'by surprise'?
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Every flu season there are so many deaths in a single city in a single month that this lone city outnumbers all flu deaths nationwide combined over a six month span, to the point that mass graves are dug and Uhauls full of corpses line the streets. I mean, jeez, guys. Come on.
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fits my needs posted:what other things have caught u 'by surprise'? This whole corona virus deal seems like it came out of nowhere around Easter or so Edit: oh, so is joe Biden gonna win the primary or something?
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xrunner posted:This whole corona virus deal seems like it came out of nowhere around Easter or so are you one of those folks that doesn't read the news or whatever because it makes you depressed
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Don't the ultraorthodox have basically an entire parallel infrastructure and militia
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Apr 30, 2020 06:56
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xrunner posted:This whole corona virus deal seems like it came out of nowhere around Easter or so i don't know if you knew this but............. donald trump is the president of the united states of america
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Gnossiennes posted:i don't know if you knew this but............. donald trump is the president of the united states of america The guy who sells the steaks?!? A bit of an unconventional pick I suppose. He any good at it?
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lol if you aren't framing trumps letter and saluting it for 5 minutes every day likei i plan to do.
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shared this with my buddy in baltimore and he decided to infiltrate the group  
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Lpzie posted:lol if you aren't framing trumps letter and saluting it for 5 minutes every day likei i plan to do.
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