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Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
most uncomfortable sci fi bed: klingon or minbari

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The Unlife Aquatic
Jun 17, 2009

Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

Tighclops posted:

most uncomfortable sci fi bed: klingon or minbari

Minbari, clearly. Have you ever tried to sleep on an incline? It sucks.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Man I wish I had those. Ever pillow I buy is way too thick. I sleep without one entirely most of the time when my neck is sore and then it feels better

Maybe it’s because I use two pillows to prop up my giant melon of a head, but just looking at the beds on DS9 and TNG makes my neck hurt.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: The ergonomics of the future are somewhat different. You see, comfy pillows don’t exist in the 24th century.

Lily Sloane: No comfy pillows? How do you sleep?

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Being well rested is no longer the driving force of our lives.

spincube
Jan 31, 2006

I spent :10bux: so I could say that I finally figured out what this god damned cube is doing. Get well Lowtax.
Grimey Drawer

Big Mean Jerk posted:

My favorite part of the TNG bedding is the weird flat triangle pillows that must have been completely useless to lay on. The concrete slab cots from DS9 look more comfortable.

I love that little blue acrylic cube that Geordi used to shave his face. That Data offered to program for 'maximum efficiency'. So Geordi was then all :rolleyes: but a MACHINE couldn't know how I like to shave, it's an art.

The best trick Geordi ever pulled was convincing the rest of the crew that Barclay was the weird deviant

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


the whole memo chain that's from is hilarious

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

spincube posted:

Riker in those fuzzy one-piece jammies with feet, only you know it's the future in Space because there's no poop-hatch and there's an embroidered Starfleet arrowhead made out of this material:

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
I'm Starfleet Commander Spork.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Mr. Spunk, Mr. Spank, meet me in holodeck 2 for pon farr simulations.

Roadie
Jun 30, 2013
Troi is a living example of why the basic idea of warrant officers as a group of ranks for "high-paid specialist in one field without additional command authority" is a good idea.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Man I wish I had those. Ever pillow I buy is way too thick. I sleep without one entirely most of the time when my neck is sore and then it feels better

Which side do you sleep on?

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Jewel Repetition posted:

Which side do you sleep on?

I sleep in zero G

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Just bouncing off plasma conduits all night long.

Astroman
Apr 8, 2001


simplefish posted:

Just bouncing off plasma conduits all night long.

I like to float around, til I find a place. My people call it "the sweet spot."























































































McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Roadie posted:

Troi is a living example of why the basic idea of warrant officers as a group of ranks for "high-paid specialist in one field without additional command authority" is a good idea.

Or how the modern navy does it, with line officers commanding poo poo with other branches having rank but no authority outside of whatever they do.

A line ensign wouldn't be compelled to give up command to a lieutenant commander dentist today, but apparently Starfleet is too advanced for things like that I guess.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
IIRC Commodore was originally a rank in Starfleet (which would allow Kirk to be promoted while still commanding a starship) but the writers forgot about it. A lot of people don't know much about military chains of command and/or find the officer/enlisted contradictions to be hilarious.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




McNally posted:

Or how the modern navy does it, with line officers commanding poo poo with other branches having rank but no authority outside of whatever they do.

A line ensign wouldn't be compelled to give up command to a lieutenant commander dentist today, but apparently Starfleet is too advanced for things like that I guess.

They had a whole thing about how Troi wasn't in the command chain until she tested into it.

I assume in disaster Ro wasn't line either, maybe because of her court martial and demotion.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

IIRC Commodore was originally a rank in Starfleet (which would allow Kirk to be promoted while still commanding a starship) but the writers forgot about it. A lot of people don't know much about military chains of command and/or find the officer/enlisted contradictions to be hilarious.

It was meant to be like how two hundred years ago a fraction of a percent of people had university degrees and now it's common as muck. Things changed and it's not comparable to today's.

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM


Spalk, Spelk, and Spolk, Attorneys at Law.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

"Talk to me Spilk! For God's sake don't die on me!"

"Please, sir... nnngh.. don't cry... urk... over a killed Spilk"

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
Aw, dammit, William Morgan Sheppard died. :(

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Phylodox posted:

Aw, dammit, William Morgan Sheppard died. :(
I didn’t know who this was by name but he was the Rura Penthe commander in ST6 as well as Ira Graves on TNG. He also played a Vulcan in JJTrek09 and another role on Voyager

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
He was also the holographic professor on seaQuest DSV.

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

Soul Hunter in B5.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

He was also the holographic professor on seaQuest DSV.

Ah yes, steam-grandpap

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

McSpanky posted:

Mr. Spunk, Mr. Spank, meet me in holodeck 2 for pon farr simulations.

No, no. You have Mr. Spank meet you in holodeck 2. You have Mr. Spunk come to the ready room.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

He's also Mark Sheppard's dad. So being a crotchety English character actor runs in the blood.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Cessna posted:

Spalk, Spelk, and Spolk, Attorneys at Law.

Vulcan's Sporky Spig calls out, "That's all, Spolks" at the end of Logic Toons

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Spile E. Coyote always catches the Roadrunner, because his plans are well-conceived and adequately implemented, after rigorous R&D.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

Sash! posted:

Spile E. Coyote always catches the Roadrunner, because his plans are well-conceived and adequately implemented, after rigorous R&D.

Only theoretically. Being a vegetarian, he has no need to actually catch the roadrunner. He merely engages with the problem hypothetically as a mental exercise.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Phylodox posted:

Only theoretically. Being a vegetarian, he has no need to actually catch the roadrunner. He merely engages with the problem hypothetically as a mental exercise.

The Roadrunner does get caught, but is promptly released, as his inputs into the process are useful for future variations of Roadrunner capture.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

T'acme, the logical brand.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Phylodox posted:

Aw, dammit, William Morgan Sheppard died. :(

Blank Reg? Nooooooooooooooooooooo..............

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
I had a strange thought this evening. A friend of mine wants three episodes from each pre-Enterprise Trek to watch to get an idea of it, and all three of my Voyager picks involve a sort of time travel and all in different ways.

Voyager certainly got creative with the time travel, I'll give it that.

My picks for him were:

Balance of Terror
City on the Edge of Forever
The Trouble With Tribbles

The Drumhead
The Inner Light
The Best of Both Worlds

Duet
Civil Defense
Rocks and Shoals
(Far Beyond the Stars honorable mention, but too similar to The Inner Light imo for this kind of sampler)

Year of Hell
Timeless
Living Witness

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It's a shame in a way, but things like The Inner Light, Far Beyond The Stars, and The Visitor are so much less impactful when you don't have dozens of hours caring about those characters already under your belt

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I really like the Maquis two-parter, for example, but even for Trek people who just aren't fresh on DS9 there's a lot of background poo poo going on

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

The Bloop posted:

It's a shame in a way, but things like The Inner Light, Far Beyond The Stars, and The Visitor are so much less impactful when you don't have dozens of hours caring about those characters already under your belt

It's why I went with The Inner Light as my example of that kind of episode, as I feel it's the one that relies the least on knowing who the protagonist normally is, and let's be honest: Picard has a much greater degree of pop culture osmosis than Sisko. Duet works as a character piece because it quickly establishes everything you need to know and the real world parallels are immediately obvious. But Far Beyond the Stars and The Visitor only work, I feel, when you're already familiar with these characters.

Same kind of reasoning why the only Mirror Universe-ish episode I put on that sampler is Living Witness. Watching the cast ham it the gently caress up isn't as meaningful if you haven't gotten to know their normal way of being first (hint hint, Discovery). But Living Witness does a lot more with the metatext around everyone putting on their goatees than any actual Mirror Universe episode, and I think my friend would appreciate how the episode tackles questions of historiography and historical revisionism.

And why I didn't put Improbable Cause/The Die is Cast on there instead of Civil Defense. Too much background needed to appreciate what's going on.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNfFZULPcgk

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
With Dukat and Garak in particular, I think it's hard to appreciate them as characters outside their arcs, at least until the writers completely forget what their arcs are supposed to be or what those characters do or are good at

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

Vulcan's Sporky Spig calls out, "That's all, Spolks" at the end of Logic Toons

Into The Spockverse

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