|
Hire a police themed stripper
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:56 |
|
|
# ? May 30, 2024 09:39 |
|
My boyfriend [16/18/21 M] lied to me [26 F] about his age againquote:Before I start: This entire situation is so messy it felt nice to write it off me. Sorry if my text seems jumbled; I didn't take my ADHD medication which makes it harder for me to focus.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 21:00 |
|
Haifisch posted:Is it possible for me (21F) to ask my very religious roommate (18F) for time alone with my boyfriend (21M)?
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 21:04 |
|
La Brea Carpet posted:My [29f] girlfriend is deathly afraid of the police and pee'd her pants when they walked by yesterday Maybe she had a negative experience? I knew someone who was an ACLU legal observer for a protest. (Basically, someone who isn't protesting, but documents any illegal activity they see, including police misconduct) She got arrested* , and apparently was treated very badly. Not going to go into detail but let's just say it got weird in the vans. *(Because why not stop at gassing and beating peaceful protesters, why not arrest the ACLU's representative? I'm sure hundreds of lawyers with justice boners won't descend on you )
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 21:06 |
|
Yawgmoth posted:Neither of these problems would be problems if they didn't go to a "religious school" holy poo poo people stop letting crusty old farts control your sex life Somewhat NSFW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 21:08 |
|
Academician Nomad posted:Driving is also horrendously dangerous, our stupid human brains just normalize it because we do it all the time. Truck driver is one of the most dangerous professions in America just because they drive so much, and they have huge big-rigs to protect them. Dienes posted:To be fair, being a truck driver would be much safer if any of them actually followed their safety regulations. Don't forget American police, whose job on a national whole is dangerous mostly due to driving all day. Despite what you see on TV, a lot of cops will never discharge their firearm on duty or even be physically threatened beyond an angry housewife or belligerent drunk their entire careers. Driving accounts for most of their injuries and deaths. This will vary by department, local demographics and region of course, but cars and heart disease are still gonna be your copkillers.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 21:21 |
|
Dienes posted:To be fair, being a truck driver would be much safer if any of them actually followed their safety regulations. An oversimplification of the situation, since it's break the regulations or be fired. Electronic log books are slowly helping the situation since they're harder to forge, so management is finally losing their grip.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 21:29 |
|
ArbitraryC posted:Is loitering in parking lots pumping your sick bass something people actually do irl and not in movies? I can confirm this for Missouri all over. Car clubs pick a random parking lot to meet at, sit around for a couple hours rattling the trunks of their money pits with sick bass. They then go speed dangerously around town or whatever once everybody shows up. Usually there's at least 3-4 guys in shorts, t-shirts and flip flops riding crotch rockets too powerful for their skill and experience, complete with a woman wearing almost nothing riding bitch. Some people must love skin grafts. At least they usually have helmets.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 21:30 |
|
cycling is only dangerous because people in cars, who you'll have to share the road with, are incredibly insane and in vehicles much faster and more massive than you and will probably crush your legs when they swerve into you for no real reason
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 21:31 |
|
the bitcoin of weed posted:cycling is only dangerous because people in cars, who you'll have to share the road with, are incredibly insane and in vehicles much faster and more massive than you and will probably crush your legs when they swerve into you for no real reason It is a very real problem, as is bicyclists not following traffic rules such as not making left turns on red or not weaving through traffic. The solution, of course, would be to separate bicyclists from cars, probably beyond just even "a bike lane" like how in some countries barriers, barricades, or parked vehicles separate cars and bicyclists. But this is America so bike only if you have nothing to lose.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 21:37 |
|
maskenfreiheit posted:Maybe she had a negative experience? My thought too, such a severe reaction and avoidance of certain situations she deems fearful hint at possible sexual assault by a cop. the bitcoin of weed posted:cycling is only dangerous because people in cars, who you'll have to share the road with, are incredibly insane and in vehicles much faster and more massive than you and will probably crush your legs when they swerve into you for no real reason I don't cycle but yeah, as long as you are following the rules of the road on your bike your main issue is drivers, not cycling itself. Like another poster I live in Toronto and holy hell are cars terrible for driving into bike lanes without looking, dooring cyclists, not giving them the mandated 1 metre of space (https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2016/10/18/cyclist-says-his-pool-noodle-makes-toronto-streets-safer-for-him.html) and going bananas on cyclists for being on the roads to begin with.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 21:42 |
|
Is there a place that archives these posts before they get deleted? The horrible mistake marriage post is gone and I can only find that snippet that was quoted here
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 21:46 |
|
Yawgmoth posted:My (21F) boyfriend's (21M) roommate (20M) tampered with our condoms I would beat that person so hard we'd both be crying.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 21:54 |
|
Ham Sandwiches posted:Is there a place that archives these posts before they get deleted? The horrible mistake marriage post is gone and I can only find that snippet that was quoted here This thread Pvt.Scott posted:Don't forget American police, whose job on a national whole is dangerous mostly due to driving all day. Despite what you see on TV, a lot of cops will never discharge their firearm on duty or even be physically threatened beyond an angry housewife or belligerent drunk their entire careers. Driving accounts for most of their injuries and deaths. This will vary by department, local demographics and region of course, but cars and heart disease are still gonna be your copkillers. Cops aren't even in the top 10 most dangerous professions
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:08 |
|
Improbable Lobster posted:This thread Ok, can you paste the text for that post from this thread then I guess The one for this post: I (29F) married a guy (32M) I'd known for 4 months. I've made a terrible mistake.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:10 |
|
Improbable Lobster posted:This thread It's a pretty safe job, especially compared to the perceived danger.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:24 |
|
Ham Sandwiches posted:Ok, can you paste the text for that post from this thread then I guess quote:Because I am obviously very reckless, I made the stupidest decision and the biggest mistake of my life. I married my husband after only 4 months of dating him.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:25 |
|
Avenging_Mikon posted:That's the whole OP. Thank you I wanted to enjoy that post in its entirety
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:37 |
|
Like obviously the woman is insanely stupid, but what the gently caress is the dudes damage to also agree to get married after 4 months?
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:37 |
|
[25 F] My Fiance Does Not Respect My Wishes/Lifestylequote:Hello everyone, I have a bit of a conundrum. My fiancé is a great guy and we agree on most matters. However, he's gotten increasingly mean about my hobby/lifestyle (if that's what it can be called).
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:39 |
|
Barudak posted:Like obviously the woman is insanely stupid, but what the gently caress is the dudes damage to also agree to get married after 4 months? He asked her after 3, because chivalry and love isn't dead, everything just loving owns and I love these stories
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:39 |
|
dudeness posted:[25 F] My Fiance Does Not Respect My Wishes/Lifestyle
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:48 |
|
Haifisch posted:How loving empty inside do you have to be for dinner table etiquette to be a hobby? Empty enough that you blame your hobby for your Husband being a miserable pile of poo poo.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:50 |
|
Barudak posted:Empty enough that you blame your hobby for your Husband being a miserable pile of poo poo. I mean to be honest that's probably at least part of why.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:54 |
|
So what do you do for fun? I try to get assholes to use very specific forks for eating certain types of food.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:55 |
|
chumbler posted:I mean to be honest that's probably at least part of why. Oh, 100%, but dont throw dinner away. Instead, start dressing up like Conan the Barbarian and when she tells you to use a different fork, ravish her.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:57 |
|
Haifisch posted:How loving empty inside do you have to be for etiquette to be a hobby? You know at least one of those oyster fork owning shits talks with an affected British accent. The husband has anger issues, but I'm kind of on his side with this one.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:57 |
|
My hobby is buying into arbitrary class signifiers. Though I suppose that's probably all hobbies, really.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:58 |
|
Barudak posted:Oh, 100%, but dont throw dinner away. Tonight you have come to a world called Gor.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:58 |
|
Oh hey, looks like that lady found a new man https://www.vox.com/2015/9/9/9275611/victorian-era-life
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 23:01 |
|
La Brea Carpet posted:You know at least one of those oyster fork owning shits talks with an affected British accent.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 23:05 |
|
We fought a war so that no king could tell me which loving fork to use
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 23:07 |
|
Yeah my wife got really into period-appropriate hobby of etiquette and at first I thought it was really dumb, but I gotta admit Im really enjoying complimenting her with my period appropriate hobby of spousal abuse.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 23:07 |
|
Goddammit Reginald Ive told you a hundred times what youre so rudely waving back and forth isnt the Threat Knife
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 23:09 |
|
I wonder how the super into etiquette types react to other cultures with different or entirely opposite rules. Do they perfectly conform or secretly (or not so) think their arbitrary rules are superior? Given human history, I assume the latter.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 23:10 |
|
Barudak posted:Yeah my wife got really into period-appropriate hobby of etiquette and at first I thought it was really dumb, but I gotta admit Im really enjoying complimenting her with my period appropriate hobby of spousal abuse. Yes you see my etiquette book has this thing called "the rule of thumb" and don't worry I will stay in accordance
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 23:10 |
|
chumbler posted:I wonder how the super into etiquette types react to other cultures with different or entirely opposite rules. Do they perfectly conform or secretly (or not so) think their arbitrary rules are superior? Given human history, I assume the latter.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 23:13 |
|
chumbler posted:I wonder how the super into etiquette types react to other cultures with different or entirely opposite rules. Do they perfectly conform or secretly (or not so) think their arbitrary rules are superior? Given human history, I assume the latter. The etiquette types I know dont care, they just want to follow established shibboleths that distinguish them from people who dont know what the rules are. They may have a preferred cultural style, but theyll enjoy any of them.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 23:15 |
|
So they'll "when in Rome" it, just that it's important that they're following the appropriate rule set for the context?
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 23:17 |
|
|
# ? May 30, 2024 09:39 |
|
I'm not seeing where he is being abusive or out of line here. She badgered him until he snapped. If he hit her, that would be abusive. Correcting which fork someone uses is a pretty controlling and demeaning thing to do, especially in front of company. The dude is totally in the right.
|
# ? Jun 21, 2017 23:18 |