Drunk Moose Thunderdome 2017: Gotta use my 30s to erase the mistakes of my 20s

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Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

I shot a squirrel once that was full of bot fly larvae. :gonk:

# ? Sep 15, 2017 20:23

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 03:03

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Look I've seen videos of people getting those worms pulled out of their legs in Africa and I have no desire to see other worm-related media.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 20:44

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

imagine popping zits, but little maggots come out instead of pus

do you see?!

why u do this

# ? Sep 15, 2017 20:51

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Here's a better video that's also disgusting, but in a cool kind of way instead of a gross and slimy kind of way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPWSfzCfGJg

# ? Sep 15, 2017 21:31

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Naked Bear posted:

Here's a better video that's also disgusting, but in a cool kind of way instead of a gross and slimy kind of way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPWSfzCfGJg

# ? Sep 15, 2017 21:37

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/kL9Wmwq.gifv

# ? Sep 15, 2017 22:09

Booger Presley: Aug 6, 2008; Pillbug

What the gently caress did I wander in to?

# ? Sep 15, 2017 22:13

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

tastefully arranged labia posted:

https://i.imgur.com/kL9Wmwq.gifv

Would.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 22:31

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

ded posted:

Would.

You'd break your dick

# ? Sep 15, 2017 22:33

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

tastefully arranged labia posted:

You'd break your dick

Dude I've been with chicks that can do that poo poo. It's great.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 22:35

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

ded posted:

Dude I've been with chicks that can do that poo poo. It's great.

it's called a joke lighten up francis

# ? Sep 15, 2017 22:43

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

she could prolly circumcise you with her butthole

# ? Sep 15, 2017 22:46

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

hip check please posted:

I'm into cock hero videos. They are fan made porn compilations that have "beat meters" similar to the note highways in the old guitar hero games. You jerk your work to the beat as it speeds up, slows down and changes patterns through out the video. They are designed for edging and the aim is to last to the end of the video. The longest one I have clocked so far is an hour and half.

whether realpost or fakepost: lol

# ? Sep 15, 2017 23:16

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

vains posted:

she could prolly circumcise you with her butthole

I'm OK with this.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 03:18

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

vains posted:

she could prolly circumcise you with her butthole

Well, I still need to get one anyway

# ? Sep 16, 2017 03:30

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I haven't been blackout-drunk in a long while, but yesterday's Oktoberfest-kickoff party in our office headquarters apparently did the trick.

Last thing I remember was having one of the CEO brothers on my shoulders in a Conga line while holding his pretzel-bun-kebab in one hand and my Stein in the other.

How I negotiated the transitions between tram and subway on the way home - sans ticket, no less - I do not know.
I've heard stories of how hard this company likes to party, but holy poo poo. Will post a pic of the pretzel-kebab later.

Welp, gonna try to go back to sleep

/edit: hang on

loving tags

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Sep 16, 2017

# ? Sep 16, 2017 04:52

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Pesticide20 posted:

Well, I still need to get one anyway

anteater peter

# ? Sep 16, 2017 05:56

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I haven't been blackout-drunk in a long while, but yesterday's Oktoberfest-kickoff party in our office headquarters apparently did the trick.

Last thing I remember was having one of the CEO brothers on my shoulders in a Conga line while holding his pretzel-bun-kebab in one hand and my Stein in the other.

How I negotiated the transitions between tram and subway on the way home - sans ticket, no less - I do not know.
I've heard stories of how hard this company likes to party, but holy poo poo. Will post a pic of the pretzel-kebab later.

Welp, gonna try to go back to sleep

/edit: hang on

loving tags

drat dude just make up for your time in the USA by going insanely stereotypical German.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 06:06

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I haven't been blackout-drunk in a long while, but yesterday's Oktoberfest-kickoff party in our office headquarters apparently did the trick.

Last thing I remember was having one of the CEO brothers on my shoulders in a Conga line while holding his pretzel-bun-kebab in one hand and my Stein in the other.

How I negotiated the transitions between tram and subway on the way home - sans ticket, no less - I do not know.
I've heard stories of how hard this company likes to party, but holy poo poo. Will post a pic of the pretzel-kebab later.

Welp, gonna try to go back to sleep

/edit: hang on

loving tags

On my cellphone it kinda like you had a bloodless slice of diseased vagina in your hand.

On my computer .... well I'd eat it .

# ? Sep 16, 2017 06:09

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I haven't been blackout-drunk in a long while, but yesterday's Oktoberfest-kickoff party in our office headquarters apparently did the trick.

Last thing I remember was having one of the CEO brothers on my shoulders in a Conga line while holding his pretzel-bun-kebab in one hand and my Stein in the other.

How I negotiated the transitions between tram and subway on the way home - sans ticket, no less - I do not know.
I've heard stories of how hard this company likes to party, but holy poo poo. Will post a pic of the pretzel-kebab later.

Welp, gonna try to go back to sleep

/edit: hang on

loving tags

# ? Sep 16, 2017 06:37

Dingleberry: Aug 21, 2011

I think the Slenderman is a fully grown mangoworm... with magic powers.

http://www.king5.com/mobile/article...04-3e711b798a56

I wonder if he's gonna claim them know that the trials over?

# ? Sep 16, 2017 06:44

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Now reading Disaster Artist. It's...bizarre. Tommy wears a second belt under his butt cheeks to support his rear end.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 07:10

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

tastefully arranged labia posted:

Now reading Disaster Artist. It's...bizarre. Tommy wears a second belt under his butt cheeks to support his rear end.

Who doesn't?

# ? Sep 16, 2017 07:21

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Moved out of my place today now living full time on the boat. Expecting to depart in a week or so. I hope i can use satellite Internet otherwise no shitposting from me for a while

# ? Sep 16, 2017 09:34

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

tastefully arranged labia posted:

https://i.imgur.com/kL9Wmwq.gifv

# ? Sep 16, 2017 11:55

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

https://scontent-sea1-1.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/21856015_1564384306945252_7745713213253091328_n.mp4

# ? Sep 18, 2017 15:12

Bored As Fuck: Jan 1, 2006; Fun Shoe

Lmao

# ? Sep 18, 2017 15:25

LongDarkNight: Oct 25, 2010; It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.; Oven Wrangler

I love that he holds up his hand like "Please let me finish my thought" then its lights out.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 15:31

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

"No, it's fine."

# ? Sep 18, 2017 15:33

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

The only objection I have to that was I thought it was common courtesy to put a guy in the recovery position when you knock him the gently caress out.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 15:51

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

If you look close I think you see one of the guy's teeth bouncing off the lower right wall at 4 seconds in.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 16:14

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

tastefully arranged labia posted:

If you look close I think you see one of the guy's teeth bouncing off the lower right wall at 4 seconds in.

This just made it ten times better.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 20:18

Radical 90s Wizard: Aug 5, 2008; ~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Can't get enough of the condescending way he puts his hand out right before he goes out :lol:

# ? Sep 19, 2017 00:23

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

Good timing, I watched Green Room last night. Sir Patrick Stewart plays a nazi.

# ? Sep 19, 2017 00:30

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

tastefully arranged labia posted:

If you look close I think you see one of the guy's teeth bouncing off the lower right wall at 4 seconds in.

Good eye.

# ? Sep 19, 2017 00:33

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Mr. Nice! posted:

https://scontent-sea1-1.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/21856015_1564384306945252_7745713213253091328_n.mp4

I score it a 9.5 out of 10. :crossarms:

# ? Sep 19, 2017 00:34

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Mr. Nice! posted:

https://scontent-sea1-1.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/21856015_1564384306945252_7745713213253091328_n.mp4

Loop this forever.

# ? Sep 19, 2017 01:03

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

orange juche posted:

I score it a 9.5 out of 10.

wtf are you deducting a half pt for?

# ? Sep 19, 2017 01:10

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Rad Lieutenant posted:

wtf are you deducting a half pt for?

Only 1 tooth came out?

# ? Sep 19, 2017 01:19

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 03:03

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Rad Lieutenant posted:

wtf are you deducting a half pt for?

No good head bounce.

# ? Sep 19, 2017 01:20

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