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people take their whiteness too personally i cant wait to do all the things in far cry 5 to the white people featured in it
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Has anyone made the "Far Cry: THE PURGE" joke yet?
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I am so sorry I am white, I'd carve SINNER into my back but I can't reach it, can someone come over and do it for me.
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CJacobs posted:I am so sorry I am white, I'd carve SINNER into my back but I can't reach it, can someone come over and do it for me.
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May 24, 2017 18:59
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can someone carve "HANDSOME" into my back
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May 24, 2017 19:00
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Cowcaster posted:can someone carve "HANDSOME" into my back
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May 24, 2017 19:01
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In the distant future we will all be hot anime babes as nature xirself intended, finally eradicating the plague known as "men."
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May 24, 2017 19:02
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Prediction: they are going to not follow up with the implied religious white nationalism and instead the twist will be that the leader is only using it to ammass a following to feed his narcissistic disorder. Like a Montana Charles Manson
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May 24, 2017 19:02
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DLC Inc posted:this "finally I can just kill all the white people" take is beyond embarrassing so I hope this turns out to just be weirdos in a cult and that's it, much like Resident Evil 7 https://twitter.com/balvinsanity/status/785516509690855424?lang=en
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May 24, 2017 19:04
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Quest For Glory II posted:*carves "HANDFUL" into your back, has a real good belly laugh* gently caress
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May 24, 2017 19:06
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tap my mountain posted:Prediction: they are going to not follow up with the implied religious white nationalism and instead the twist will be that the leader is only using it to ammass a following to feed his narcissistic disorder. Like a Montana Charles Manson It's Ubisoft so I doubt they'll do anything truly provocative.
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May 24, 2017 19:06
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Another day putting out the introductory Far Cry 5 art and people keep asking me if they can gently caress the flag.
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May 24, 2017 19:06
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tap my mountain posted:Prediction: they are going to not follow up with the implied religious white nationalism and instead the twist will be that the leader is only using it to ammass a following to feed his narcissistic disorder. Like a Montana Charles Manson Dude looks like a San Francisco tech bro, so yeah.
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May 24, 2017 19:08
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They're making another Duck Dynasty game?
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May 24, 2017 19:20
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Mordja posted:Dude looks like a San Francisco tech bro, so yeah. I'm fine with blowing up both
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May 24, 2017 19:20
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Lumpy the Cook posted:They're making another Duck Dynasty game?  They already did, this is just the prequel
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May 24, 2017 19:27
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I really want the protagonist player character to be a middle aged Latina woman now.
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May 24, 2017 19:31
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3 out of 18 Churches Destroyed
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May 24, 2017 19:41
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"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity? Insanity is doing the exact… same thing… over and over again, expecting… a better result." - Ubisoft reperesantative during the presentation of Far Cry FIVE
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May 24, 2017 19:44
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LawfulWaffle posted:3 out of 18 Churches Destroyed 
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May 24, 2017 19:46
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tap my mountain posted:Prediction: they are going to not follow up with the implied religious white nationalism and instead the twist will be that the leader is only using it to ammass a following to feed his narcissistic disorder. Like a Montana Charles Manson My prediction is that regardless of narrative content it's going to be as bland and boring as every other game Ubisoft has made in he last 15 years
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May 24, 2017 19:47
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In Training posted:My prediction is that regardless of narrative content it's going to be as bland and boring as every other game Ubisoft has made in he last 15 years There is nothing it can do that's as bad and offensive as the Mario Rabbids thing
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May 24, 2017 19:52
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Palpek posted:"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity? Insanity is doing the exact… same thing… over and over again, expecting… a better result." That's the whole point of franchising, though. To get the same result each time. The result in this case being large profits. Edit: Oh god the salt about this Rabbids thing is hilarious.
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May 24, 2017 19:54
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I can't believe they gave Mario a gun. Ubisoft HQ needs to hit with a MOAB
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You walk towards an idyllic house, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping, a smiling grandma on the porch is petting a beautiful syberian husky. You come closer and just as you want to say hello the grandma takes her hand off the dog and BAZINGA the dog is a templar, the house's layout is an exact mini-replica of Berlin in 1936 and grandma's nails are real gross. Things are not what they seem holllllly moly, mind-blown.
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In Training posted:My prediction is that regardless of narrative content it's going to be as bland and boring as every other game Ubisoft has made in he last 15 years "This is so boring," I yawn as I ride my elephant through an enemy outpost. "I wish Ubi could make something a little less bland next time," I lament, pausing briefly to reload a grenade launcher. In the middle distance a tiger eviscerates a native while a rainbow of prayer flags flutter from cliff to cliff. Satisfied with the bloodshed, I steal a helicopter and disappear into the sky. fe: this is just a riff, not an attack on the op or a support of Ubisoft.
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May 24, 2017 19:59
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Lumpy the Cook posted:I can't believe they gave Mario a gun. Ubisoft HQ needs to hit with a MOAB Ehh the Mario of all bombs wouldn't do much against them, blue shells only target winners.
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May 24, 2017 20:00
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Palpek posted:You walk towards an idyllic house, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping, a smiling grandma on the porch is petting a beautiful syberian husky. You come closer and just as you want to say hello the grandma takes her hand off the dog and BAZINGA the dog is a templar, the house's layout is an exact mini-replica of Berlin in 1936 and grandma's nails are real gross. Things are not what they seem holllllly moly, mind-blown. Is this dlc for resident evil 7? Cause I would play it...
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May 24, 2017 20:02
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tap my mountain posted:Ehh the Mario of all bombs wouldn't do much against them, blue shells only target winners. Hehehe
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May 24, 2017 20:03
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Lumpy the Cook posted:I can't believe they gave Mario a gun. Ubisoft HQ needs to hit with a MOAB That won't work, because Ubisoft is structured like a terrorist organization and has cells across the globe. If you take one down, they just reorganize some logistics and it's back to work by noon. I'm reserving my judgement for RBK until they release some gameplay footage. The cross-over seems ridiculous to me but I can't deny my curiosity about a Mario tactics game.
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May 24, 2017 20:04
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Far Cry 2 made me really want a FC game set in caveman times so I was actually kind of excited for Primal and it ended up being probably the most boring adventure game I ever beat.
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May 24, 2017 20:05
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Only Ubisoft could take a game where you ride sabertooth tigers and hunt mammoths and make cave paintings and build spears out of crocodile parts and single handedly wipe out the Neanderthals and make it bland.
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May 24, 2017 20:07
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xpost from CSPAMChris James 2 posted:He posted the wrong image, here
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https://twitter.com/alex_navarro/status/867455815590060032
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Cowcaster posted:can someone carve "HANDSOME" into my back Someone paint my back silver so I can boss other gorillas around
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May 24, 2017 20:25
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Phantasium posted:Yeah, you could play I Am Setsuna. but you shouldn't, because it's a badgame. it starts strong, but oh boy does it just go downhill. there's literally a boss where the strategy is "have the guy with Counter cast Counter one time because all of the boss's attacks are physical-type (and thus counterable), if you do anything else the boss's stats and speed are so astronomically high that you will die" the next boss is "hope that you bring the right character and that you got the right rare drops because you need dispel on account of this boss casts a regen spell so powerful that it fully heals it and you can't outdamage the heals" there's also a dungeon that kicks you back to the entrance and makes you run through the area again (and respawns all the monsters) if you give the wrong binary answer, except both answers make sense and there's absolutely no way to tell what the game expects of you Saint Freak posted:Both people who live in Montana are reportedly 'very offended' and have declared that this does not represent their great state. my opinion of this is, "lol shut the gently caress up montana." but my opinion of ghost recon wildlands was equally "lol shut the gently caress up bolivia." Fur20 fucked around with this message at 20:33 on May 24, 2017 |
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The White Dragon posted:but you shouldn't, because it's a badgame. it starts strong, but oh boy does it just go downhill. there's literally a boss where the strategy is "have the guy with Counter cast Counter one time because all of the boss's attacks are physical-type (and thus counterable), if you do anything else the boss's stats and speed are so astronomically high that you will die" Hence why he said you could do worse by playing it
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